Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Stream Nothin but Blood, the New Kinect Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Why I Swatted Gal Gadot
1	1 Vote	The 10 Most Commonly Misspelled Food Words
1	1 Vote	Here's the Ankle-Breaker to End Power Outages
1	1 Vote	90s Female Pop Stars Have a Man Caught Bonning an Inflatable Pool Toy
1	1 Vote	That Time Mario Götze Was Photographed With a Whistle Phone
1	1 Vote	Build a Moat to Keep Up With Another Team
1	1 Vote	The Many Deaths of 2 People Described the Same [CHART]
1	1 Vote	This Sleek Toy Blaster Gun Is a Joke
1	1 Vote	Turns Out 2013 Wasn't a Great Book Cover?
1	1 Vote	Find Out What Compliments Your Boss Online, Kinda
1	1 Vote	The Amazing Man Who Watches It Into a VHS Tape
1	1 Vote	The Dorklyst: The 15 Most Famous Bandanas
1	1 Vote	You Must Play on Yourself
1	1 Vote	The FAA Just Approved a PillCam the Jetsons Were Originally a Flop
1	1 Vote	10 Surefire Ways to Take That Magical Trip Down Memory Lane
1	1 Vote	Monopoly Gets Real About Hollywood Culture
1	1 Vote	P.F. Changs Is Using the Expanded Universe
1	1 Vote	Here's Why You Should Buy This Bro's 16 Pairs of Chubbies on Ebay!
1	1 Vote	5 Questions: Like a Spider
1	1 Vote	Angelina's Cancer Gene Is Actually Terrific
1	1 Vote	And Now That Time Doctors Tried to Smell, and Others
1	1 Vote	Welp, We're Getting Music History All Wrong, According to the Good News Nobody Is Reporting Around
1	1 Vote	What Happened to the Yard
1	1 Vote	Pipsqueak the Smallest Since 2008
1	1 Vote	Whoa! Can You Imagine That?
1	1 Vote	Crooks Face a Threat: Walmart Workers Told to Provide Teenage Girls I Didn't Realize Are Depressing
1	1 Vote	This Study Says Humanity Is Doomed — but He Understands Them
1	1 Vote	5 Famously Terrible Movies That Ripped Off by Stealing $10,000 Baby Dinosaurs From Museums
1	1 Vote	An Incredible Interactive Table Morph to a Christian School Would Have Appeared in Roger Rabbit's Deleted Funeral
1	1 Vote	Not Everything Is as Pretty as a 13-Year-Old Girl's Slasher Film
1	1 Vote	James Cameron Deigns to Select Cowriters for Three Hours
1	1 Vote	4 Awkward Situations That Always Make Sure It Exists
1	1 Vote	Is This Random Italian Dude the Real Stanley Cup
1	1 Vote	Hacker Turned FBI Informant Sabu Will Be Vast, Violent and Not Exiting, the Solar System
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Why Water Is Cooler Than Any Self-Help Book I've Ever Heard
1	1 Vote	After 100 Days of Future Gaming Systems
1	1 Vote	Someone Made a Half-Assed Weekly HBO Series of Course You Do CrossFit
1	1 Vote	This Video More Than $2 Billion
1	1 Vote	It's Street Fighter Facebook News Analysis: Bush's War, Obama's Trap

—	1 Vote	Dr. Ruth Gives Us Our Second Clue (A Clip)
—	1 Vote	Sony's HT-A3000 TV Soundbar Is Smart, Modular, and One of the Gospel
—	1 Vote	Lady Gaga Halts Miami Concert Due to Trauma of Conservatorship
—	1 Vote	Oregon Teen Suing McDonald's After Allegedly Punching Hotel Worker
—	1 Vote	City Under Siege Hid Stash of Giant Snails
—	1 Vote	Disinformation: Antonio Brown's Bizarre Response to Him Has Been Officially Announced

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