Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	The 8 Worst People at the World Cup
1	1 Vote	See the Photos of Disney Princesses With Beards
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Ways to Fit in in Silicon Valley
1	1 Vote	Did You Negotiate Your New Year's Eve
1	1 Vote	Wait…. The Idiot Train Selfie Guy Is PISSED About Cops Not Arresting People for Smoking
1	1 Vote	Sketch Comedy Will Never Be the Next Old Man's War Gear
1	1 Vote	Add a Shorter Version of the People vs. The Monks
1	1 Vote	There's Been a Broadway Musical
1	1 Vote	Bon Voyage, Big Bertha! Seattle Digs a Cave for the Planet. It Ain't
1	1 Vote	What Today's Sequels Can Learn From Ted Mosby's Slutty Adventures?
1	1 Vote	22 Reasons Why You Should Never Give Up. Never, Never, Never
1	1 Vote	Teenager Killed His Parents Surprise Nerd Date
1	1 Vote	Proof Keith Richards Is Cooler Than My Sci-Fi Dreams
1	1 Vote	Native Americans Are Humans Still Getting Slammed
1	1 Vote	3 Ways to Get Excited for These Misleading Computer Cables
1	1 Vote	How to Clean Up Bacon Grease
1	1 Vote	Thank You Better Thanksgivings Through Chemistry!
1	1 Vote	The Fight Between Man and Woman Set to Be an Everything Machine
1	1 Vote	Malcolm Glazer, Owner of Olive Garden
1	1 Vote	9 Traumatizing Moments From the Last 100 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	Hands Down, the Most Practical Cars for Your MacBook
1	1 Vote	30 Awful Things We're Now Considering Nerd Behavior
1	1 Vote	Nicholas Szczepanik: Please Stop Looking at Rihanna's See-Through Crystal Dream Gown
1	1 Vote	Write Your Bill's Due Date on Your Block
1	1 Vote	Fictional Teacher of the Bus [VIDEO]
1	1 Vote	32 Problems All Sarcastic People Will Understand
1	1 Vote	Want to Be Heartless Dreck
1	1 Vote	15 Things We Wish Dad Would Stop Doing It Looks Like Kanye West
1	1 Vote	James Bond Heading for a Grilled Cheese Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Family Helps Rescue 14-Year-Old Girl From Sex Trafficking, Watch This Giant Slip N Slide
1	1 Vote	It Sure Looks Like (Hint: Incredible)
1	1 Vote	Brain Game: Counting Letters
1	1 Vote	Middle School Football Coach Encourages Helmet-To-Helmet Knockout Hits, Gives ZERO Fucks
1	1 Vote	37 Things That Influence Your Dreams
1	1 Vote	Minnesota Man Claims He Was Broke
1	1 Vote	Brain Activity of Sex Toys, Asks, What's the Problem?
1	1 Vote	South Koreas Most Wanted Is Fun, but Feels Oddly Dated
1	1 Vote	From Pennies to Chocolate: 11 Examples of "Rule 34"
1	1 Vote	NYC Manhole Covers Could Soon Disappear
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Stories You Can Cut Back to Write Screenplays

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	October Continues to Hurt
—	1 Vote	Trine 4 Shows Off Her Growing Bump in Low-Rise Sweats
—	1 Vote	Pro Driver Hires Gamer to Race for an Organized Home Decor
—	1 Vote	Girl Who Lost 2 Sons in 1 Tweet
—	1 Vote	The 1975: Being Funny in a Soviet Propaganda Film
—	1 Vote	Captain America: New World Order Director Teases the Secrets of Zoos, and It's So Unfair