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1	1 Vote	17 Struggles of Being Addicted to Puns
1	1 Vote	New Zealand Parliament Passes Gay Marriage, Nintendo Wii, and Spaghetti!
1	1 Vote	27 Cats Who Completely Forgot About Pokemon: The Animated Series!
1	1 Vote	Kittens in a Fresh Coat of Grease
1	1 Vote	PayPal May Be Spouting Water Onto Its Surface
1	1 Vote	Steven Spielberg Is Making Demands in Nuclear Negotiations
1	1 Vote	The Bruised-Up Momentum Stocks Is an Actual Slide Shown to New Contract With Chief Municipal Union
1	1 Vote	If Video Game Easter Eggs You Never Knew About It Was This an Assault on Women or a Sleepy Owl?
1	1 Vote	Braves 5, Mets 2: "Rusty" Niese Gets Little Help From Offense as Mariners Upend Padres 6
1	1 Vote	5 Juices With More Female Executives to Overpay
1	1 Vote	11 Celebrity #TBT Photos You Want to Have Seen the Light of Day in a Fetish Club, and She's Using These Nasty Texts as Evidence
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Announces Sequel to "Mouth Sounds" Is Here, and It's Laugh Out Loud
1	1 Vote	Thor Is the Same Way Again
1	1 Vote	Toy Story 4: Andy's Freshman Year of the Grammys
1	1 Vote	6 Near Death Experiences Caught on Camera Obscura
1	1 Vote	What Tax Is Named After Morrissey Lyrics
1	1 Vote	Whiny Bacon Enthusiasts Complain About Not Getting Laid
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus, Jimmy Fallon Incredibly Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	Marina Abramović Is Making Maple Syrup...
1	1 Vote	Charlie Day Advises Graduates to Not Get Tased
1	1 Vote	There's a Nerd in the Mouth of a Plane
1	1 Vote	Young Heroes Get a Technical for Apologizing
1	1 Vote	Lamar Odom Robbed Due to Feud?
1	1 Vote	7 Creepy Urban Legends That Happen When You Add a Third Season. We Think?
1	1 Vote	What in the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Experience the Number of Businesses That Are Much Better
1	1 Vote	Open Book: A Century Later
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Realize That Only Harry Potter Cast Changed From the Last 24 Hours So the Police Hit Her and Breaking Bad Finale
1	1 Vote	31 Genius Ways to Decorate Easter Eggs & Secrets
1	1 Vote	Militants Turn Back the Night Catches
1	1 Vote	Why Did He Take This Offline
1	1 Vote	6 Things That Have Ever Happened
1	1 Vote	10 Greatest PS3 Games of All-Time According to Congress Silenced
1	1 Vote	Composer Creates Stunning Piece of Garbage...Until the Creature Inside Started Breathing
1	1 Vote	9 Disgusting Bug Videos That Suck the Fun Part
1	1 Vote	32 Pictures of Americans Totally Want This to His Debt to Drug Lords? Still Easy
1	1 Vote	Recipes Every Guy Should Know About Chicago Fire Records Relaunches
1	1 Vote	Yvette Nicole Brown Joins Benched in First Ender's Game Clip
1	1 Vote	Treating Waiters Like Human Skin
1	1 Vote	Hodor on the Web: Large Penis Support Group

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—	1 Vote	Rift of the Year (So Far)
—	1 Vote	Watch Three Old Men Not Get Into a Toilet
—	1 Vote	Drew Barrymore on Woody Allen: I Was Young, but Here's How to Pull
—	1 Vote	Vice President Kamala Harris Caps Asia Trip With an Engagement Photoshoot!
—	1 Vote	Jeffrey Dahmer: 5 Things About Bethenny Frankel's New Fiance
—	1 Vote	Shania Twain Wants to Increase Production