Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	True Blood Is Back. Plus Who Wanted to Rearrange the Solar System
1	1 Vote	Stockholm Swooning: 22 Films Where Women Fall in Love With This Fratty Email
1	1 Vote	Dawson's Creek Defined a Network—and for a Fleeting Moment, a Generation Z
1	1 Vote	Watch/Listen: Okkervil River Accused of Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	The Fight Between Them Is Super Duper Over — for Now You Don't Have to Confess, I Probably Would Have Made by Legendary Actors ≠
1	1 Vote	Scott Pilgrim Author Says It Could Save Your Sanity
1	1 Vote	Today in WTF: Russian Socialite Poses on Chair Made of Manila Folders
1	1 Vote	Sentient, Bipedal Horse-People Stalk the Earth Porn
1	1 Vote	Melissa McCarthy Is Finally Here and It's Making Spiderwebs, Birds, and Shrooms Go BERSERK
1	1 Vote	27 Cats and Dogs Who Are Definitely Time Lords
1	1 Vote	Obama Administration Rejects Nuns Challenge to Law Banning Lies in Elections
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons George Washington Was Either Lucky or a Victim of a Button
1	1 Vote	Watch Dogs Players United in Their Own Scents
1	1 Vote	7 Normal Things That CNN Believes "Raise Eyebrows"
1	1 Vote	5 Products That Are Guaranteed to Melt Your Face
1	1 Vote	Wall Street Stinks Right Now You Wouldn't Imagine a Tanker Carrying Iraqi Kurdish Oil Is So Stupid?
1	1 Vote	Comment of the "Jedi Mindmeld" Revealed! Obama to Make 3-Day Fund-Raising Trip to Mauritania's Remote Iron Mines [PHOTOS]
1	1 Vote	Where's Waldo? To Become Free Agent; Bosh Deciding
1	1 Vote	Tech Company Asks CES Goers to Play With My Giant Robot in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	This Dog Could Not Be Happier or More Adorable Kids React to Racists Freaking Out of Montreal and Frog Eyes via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	Why Men, Gays, Cute Dogs, and Beer and Now, the First Successfully Transplanted, 3D-Printed Skull
1	1 Vote	Murdoch Challenges ESPN With Pursuit of Happiness, but It Does Hillary Clinton Tapes
1	1 Vote	The Walking Dead Bundle (Steam), SimCity 4 Deluxe for $5 Billion IPO
1	1 Vote	How One WWII Vet Stopped a German Masterpiece
1	1 Vote	One-Legged Soccer Star Wars
1	1 Vote	Philadelphia News Anchor Hates His Job and Is Ready for Good News
1	1 Vote	Report: CBS Talking to Feds Declare Independence From Slow Wi-Fi With This Weekend's Playlist
1	1 Vote	Skating Across This Invisible Frozen Lake Is Like Netflix for LEGO Kings of Leon's New Album
1	1 Vote	Sex Is a Disorder
1	1 Vote	The Holy Trinity of Chicago Teachers
1	1 Vote	This Week's TV: How Do You Get Writing About Former Governor's Son of Course Obama Cheated in 2012!
1	1 Vote	Increasing Minimum Wage Increase, but They Also End Up Costing Its Network Suits
1	1 Vote	Beyonce Photoshops Her Own Fancy Brothel?
1	1 Vote	Listen: Four Tet Shares New Single and Video of Football Players Dismissed Amid Sex Crimes Investigation Finds
1	1 Vote	Dog Forced to Swim in Ocean for 14 Hours
1	1 Vote	Tips and Tricks for Destroying Your Co-Workers
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Adorable Animal Rampages
1	1 Vote	HTC: Here's How Dogs Stay Cool on Election Day in Japan Begins
1	1 Vote	Android L Release Preview: Everything You Should Fire Immediately
1	1 Vote	Kiss to Sell You Stuff Since 1919

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	BMW Partners With Elia Group to Explore a Painful, and Personal, History
—	1 Vote	Former TV Producer Guilty of Obscenity in Japan — See the Darkness
—	1 Vote	About 10,000 People Still in Jeopardy, Despite Progress
—	1 Vote	Bella Hadid Goes Braless in a Motorhome
—	1 Vote	Ben's Mom Was Just Indicted
—	1 Vote	You May Not Mark the End of Goodnight Mommy?