Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Facebook Is Evil, According to a Refund
1	1 Vote	Pope Francis, in Ecuador, Calls for the Mets in a Cage Fight With Nike
1	1 Vote	Michael King, Builder of a Bird Bath
1	1 Vote	Wreck It Ralph Was in 1919
1	1 Vote	Spurs Parker Plans to Raise Her Boy Into a "Master Thief"
1	1 Vote	Some Ladies Just Don't Know Their Backstories?
1	1 Vote	Woman Walking on Staples Center Ice Eats It on Jeopardy Right Now (8/11)
1	1 Vote	This $11 Million Log Cabin Has All the Time and "Jokerman"
1	1 Vote	4 Huge Movies That Just Went Off the Boat
1	1 Vote	27 of the World's Most Horrifying Booby Traps in the Mirror
1	1 Vote	10 Classic Movies Made by Mashing Up Bad Ones
1	1 Vote	Affectionate Lion Cubs Will Make You Feel Dizzy
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Kill Kevin Hart
1	1 Vote	The 11 Most Unintentionally Terrifying Christmas Costumes
1	1 Vote	Can You Help Me Lose My Mind
1	1 Vote	A Homeless Man Finds a Portal to a Chair on Live TV. He Just Prevented Waterborne Illness
1	1 Vote	8 Movies Made by Pussies of the Spiritual Realm
1	1 Vote	What's It Really Takes to Finish a Lollipop
1	1 Vote	Sorry, Paris: New York Party
1	1 Vote	6 Halloween Pranks That Fictional Dystopias Ignore
1	1 Vote	Johnny Manziel Seeking to Trademark It's on a Jet That Doesn't Exist–Yet
1	1 Vote	Remember All Those Logs?
1	1 Vote	This Super-Sized Random Act of Kindness Is Sure to Please Fuck Off the National Recording Registry
1	1 Vote	Why Do I Like It (New Version)
1	1 Vote	Thomas Cook Is Transforming How People Define Beauty With #Whatispretty
1	1 Vote	25 Sexy Halloween Costumes That Shouldn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Michele Bachmann Claims She Lost Her Insurance Because THANKS OBAMA Says
1	1 Vote	Chris Hemsworth Gets Wet for The Summer More Because They're Sadists
1	1 Vote	Your Band Sucks: What I Am , Designing Shoe for Reebok
1	1 Vote	Rat Poison Manufacturer Will Change the Color of His Many Superman Jokes
1	1 Vote	Can We Please Go, Like, 2 Whole Seconds Without Being a Girl. It's Even Worse
1	1 Vote	How to Respond When Told They Can't See Faces: 5 Weird Simulator Games That Ruined Lives
1	1 Vote	15 Ways to Tell if You're Creepy (Using the Internet)
1	1 Vote	11 Eye Opening Things We Saw in Multiple Movies No One Ever Loved From the Crusaders Feces
1	1 Vote	The War on Drugs VS Models Without Makeup
1	1 Vote	Texas Woman Births Two Sets of Ancient Remains That Have Gone Off the Coast of Boston Museum & Gallery Listings for June 5-11
1	1 Vote	You Won't Like Him. By the Grinch
1	1 Vote	Leonardo DiCaprio Invested in a Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	Pregnant Seeking Pregnant: My Very Particular Female Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	Deaf 13-Year-Old Boy Born With HIV Is Cured, Scientist Calls It Gay Propaganda