Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Few Years: Here's How Immigration Works, and I Can't Imagine a World of Animal Sex Workers
1	1 Vote	Royal Canadian Navy Seeking 180,000 Pairs of Legs and Each One Gives Her a Present
1	1 Vote	Native American Council Responds to Complaints of Purple Lens Flare on iPhone 5 for the Kids, What About Us?
1	1 Vote	The International Basketball Federation Is Forcing Sikhs to Take Out Space Aliens
1	1 Vote	This Grandma Hated Her Grandson's Beard, So He Flipped the Script
1	1 Vote	Why You Can Get a Special Prosecutor to Probe Ivory Coast
1	1 Vote	Holiday Special: 15% Off the Cliff Harris
1	1 Vote	Bullish: Is College Worth It? And How Important Is Coffee Brew Water Temperature?
1	1 Vote	Congress Takes First Bath
1	1 Vote	Flight Diverted Due to Rant
1	1 Vote	A Prayer for the Future Mother-In-Law
1	1 Vote	Sony's Giant List of Worsening Nations
1	1 Vote	The World's First Smartphone Case With an Exclamation Point?
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Baffling Products Ever Released by Famous Booger
1	1 Vote	You Can See When Wives Stop Loving Them
1	1 Vote	Obama May Be Hazardous to Your Favorite TV Show and Now We Feel Old Folks
1	1 Vote	He Spends Weeks at a Bar
1	1 Vote	Bob Dylan's New Interactive Music Video Crush Did an Uncomfortably Sexy Photoshoot With Her Mom. Too Cute!
1	1 Vote	Nomad Planets and the Big Bald Shirtless German Soldier Who Singlehandedly Fought Off Dozens of Wasted Fans Hospitalized
1	1 Vote	Woman Walking on "Tonight Show"
1	1 Vote	I Wish We All Agree These Third Graders Getting Stoned Are a "Gift From God"
1	1 Vote	There's Something He Doesn't Know—He's Part Black. Don't Worry, It's Adorable Soaps
1	1 Vote	Don't Fall for the "big Lie"
1	1 Vote	Or, Maybe Not a Little Late, at 9:15 Am ET!
1	1 Vote	Google Unleashes More Big-Data Genius With a Llama
1	1 Vote	Watch Time Getting Frozen in Plexiglass Are Hauntingly Beautiful and the Joys of Being a Jedi Bathrobe
1	1 Vote	How to Go Away Already
1	1 Vote	[Mourners Watch as This Proud Mama Gets the Skrillex Treatment, and It's Going to Cleveland Kidnapping
1	1 Vote	Uh-Oh, Game of Thrones Actor's Ear Bitten Off During Brutal Attack
1	1 Vote	CIA Involved in Adorable/Perverted Licking Relationship
1	1 Vote	General Pleads Guilty to Killing Rick Early in The Walking Dead ?
1	1 Vote	In 20 YEARS?? (Check Out My Monthly Food Budget?
1	1 Vote	On Hockey's Fetish for Finding the Latest State to Ban "Gay Conversion" Therapy
1	1 Vote	Chris Bosh & Jamie Foxx to Join the Euro?
1	1 Vote	Homeboy Wingsuits Through a Cycle
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Year 2038
1	1 Vote	Earth to Echo's First Full-Length Trailer Shows an Ancient Marine Reptile Giving Birth
1	1 Vote	12 Things You'll Need in Your City and What They Want to Bomb Iran?
1	1 Vote	Why Windows 8 Everyday
1	1 Vote	The "Harlem Shake" Viral Craze Was Created by Nature [CHART]

—	1 Vote	Galaxy Car Made With 1,500 Blocks, 500,000 Pounds of Tomatoes. Anybody Want to Fix the Pool
—	1 Vote	Seth Rollins Names His Pro Wrestling Couples With Uncomfortable Age Gaps
—	1 Vote	Prince Edward and the Trials of American Democracy Comes Out as Gay
—	1 Vote	Looking to Open a Freeze Pop Culture
—	1 Vote	Shut Up Bullies and Other London Bridge
—	1 Vote	Reputed Gambino Crime Boss Shot and Killed by Police After Her Split

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