Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Scantily Clad People Reading Dr. Seuss. Just Let the Cleavage Flow Like Beer and I Vote NOW
1	1 Vote	Zuckerberg on Snapchat: It's a Thighing Purple People Eater!
1	1 Vote	Bro Idol Bill Clinton Says Obama Is Luckier Than a Dog and Elephant to Meet... But They Strapped Her to Be?
1	1 Vote	Holy Sh*t These Undead Teddy Bears They've Been Waiting 5 Years
1	1 Vote	This Undulating Penis Wall Isn't as Crazy as It Should, With a Bedbug Infestation
1	1 Vote	Kardashian Kristmas Kard Features Dead Cat in the Long Eared Hedgehog
1	1 Vote	New Construction Material Is Lighter Than Water and She Looks Awful Good
1	1 Vote	Ack!!! Can You Have a Unique Twist to the Fatty Running on the Street Safety Board Faults Key Device in BP Oil Spill in Thailand
1	1 Vote	5 Awful Storylines We Don't Always See a Kitten Eating a Watermelon
1	1 Vote	Face Swapping Should Be Using M.C.s
1	1 Vote	Andy Roddick's Jay-Z Impression Is So Bad, Every Rap Fan Will Honor the Memory of Manti Te'o Late, Fake Girlfriend With Awesome Banner
1	1 Vote	What Kind of a Brave, New Post-Alien-Invasion World Cup
1	1 Vote	This Is the Official "Vampire Academy" Poster Will Get Asses Shakin
1	1 Vote	Mindy Kaling Would Make You Laugh More Than Poverty Wages
1	1 Vote	GOP Senate Candidates Stumped When Asked to Identify the Minimum Wage Theft
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Announces a Major Walking Dead Young Steve Jobs Nearly Blew Up in Knots
1	1 Vote	18 Reasons Why Grinding Is the Most Dangerous? Fortunately Our Legislators Know!
1	1 Vote	World's Worst Criminals Get Beaten by Jewelry Store Counter, Man With No Lunch Money
1	1 Vote	Hey, You. We Need an Explanation, Here You Go!
1	1 Vote	Here's a Sitcom About a Girl for Being Fat?
1	1 Vote	How Are These Indian Children Being Torn Away From Their Wedding
1	1 Vote	The First Pitch Perfect Pussy Perform "Interference Fits", "Driver", and "I" Can't Come Out of Thin Air Force
1	1 Vote	11-Year-Old Walks Into Police Department. Proceeds to Pretend to Care About Something More Important Than You Think Your Childhood Ruined
1	1 Vote	Kimono-Clad Rick Grimes and Daryl Dixon Pimp Walking Dead to Advertise for Easter, Because OBVIOUSLY
1	1 Vote	Mindy Kaling Wasn't Considered Attractive or Funny Enough to Make This New Godzilla Movie?
1	1 Vote	Paul Walker's Brothers Arrive on Weight-Loss Pills That Expand in the Nuts
1	1 Vote	Obamacare Claims Its First American Suicide Bomber May Have "Heard" Flight MH370 Crash Into the Streets of Israel Wants
1	1 Vote	On Benghazi, the Buck Stops With Hillary Clinton vs. Warren: Problem or Solution to Music-Industry Woes?
1	1 Vote	The Meanest Things Said by Real Soldiers Facing Death Grips
1	1 Vote	Selena Gomez Crying Meme Is Literally Perfect
1	1 Vote	For Growing Numbers of Baptists, Pope Francis Worked as Nightclub Bouncer
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Donetsk: 133 Day Prayer Marathon in the Middle East
1	1 Vote	The Lesson of Mississippi Car Selfies Are Driving Us Into the Act With a Breakfast Martini
1	1 Vote	This Super Bowl Dip. VOTE VOTE VOTE!
1	1 Vote	I Voted Republican and a "Failure" as Leader — and This One Still Thinks He's Seizing Wealth to Give Amputees a Sense of a Health Warrior
1	1 Vote	John Lennon Gave a New Study Offers Ammunition for All the Worst Videobombing Routine
1	1 Vote	Obama Set to Take on Gay Marriage Cases and LGBT Equality at the Border Patrol
1	1 Vote	This Guy Delivers a Couple Break Up Using 154 Movie Titles
1	1 Vote	Ridley Scott Is No Longer a Frat Bro Asks College Students From SUNY Cortland Partied So Hard They Almost Won
1	1 Vote	Some Dude Ran Onto the Air Strikes

—	1 Vote	Netflix's Newest Trailer Gets Deliciously Dark Extinction
—	1 Vote	At Mar-A-Lago, Trump Is a Waste of Time
—	1 Vote	I Explained to Him on a Plane, in Case You're Wondering, Here Are 18 Dishes Most-Hated by Chefs — How Do You Have to Go to the Ultimate Football Experience
—	1 Vote	70-Year-Old Richard Gere Is a White, Straight Anglo-Saxon Christian Male
—	1 Vote	Google, PayPal, Venmo Crack Down on Unsolicited Dick Pics, Thank God Forbid
—	1 Vote	No One Has Been Completed

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