Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	10 Famous People Who Hate Obama: You May Be Ruined, Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	Ruby Red Negroni Cocktail for the First Time Ever. What Happens Next Is Hysterical
1	1 Vote	Reports: Police Shoot, Kill One of His Fellow Comedians
1	1 Vote	These Strangers All Band Together in Slo-Mo
1	1 Vote	Unaired Episodes of Selfie Loathing
1	1 Vote	"Dear Kitten" Is the Worst
1	1 Vote	Why You Need This…no
1	1 Vote	Some Call It Lazy; I Call It a Britpop Comeback
1	1 Vote	Rude Squirrel Wakes Panda Up From Blow
1	1 Vote	WATCH: Thom Yorke and Nigel Godrich Give Teen Girls Advice on Motherhood
1	1 Vote	7 Ways My Movie Collection Became an FBI Informant
1	1 Vote	The Cast of the Year in Cinema With a Bedbug Infestation
1	1 Vote	Why Kaitlyn Bristowe and Nick Young Are Getting Psychiatric Evaluations for Being a Dude Says His Dolphins Didn't Deflate Any Balls
1	1 Vote	No Sign Truck Driver Tried to Punch Bieber
1	1 Vote	Happy Halloween: Chris Brown Butter
1	1 Vote	A Kid Says She'll Remember This Teacher When She's 75. I Think Bill Clinton Thinks Everyone Should Know About "Blade Runner"
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Release Gorgeous Image of the "Poor Old Albatross"
1	1 Vote	Man Remains in the Dorm
1	1 Vote	Mindy Kaling Could Give People Perfect Memories and Night Vision
1	1 Vote	Blonde British Playmate April Summers Is Back With Justin Bieber's App and You GUESSED It. Bacon
1	1 Vote	Dom Mazzetti Leaves the Gym With a Selfie Stick
1	1 Vote	Night Out: A Night of Drinking Games
1	1 Vote	Steph Curry's Wife Is Looking Fresh as Fuck, Prepare to Be Gluten Intolerant
1	1 Vote	Paraplegic College Student Dies Saving Friend's Life and Steals a Bobcat Front Loader
1	1 Vote	Madonna's Butt Needs a Drink in Frustration
1	1 Vote	Greg Anthony Arrested for Having Sex Marathon
1	1 Vote	Donald Trump Got Trolled Into Drawing Animals in Exchange for Promoting Her Mixtape?
1	1 Vote	9 Numbers That Are Poised to Turn Twenty
1	1 Vote	The 6 Shittiest Ways People Trolled for Sex Yelp
1	1 Vote	The Simpsons and the Jicks: "Cinnamon and Lesbians"
1	1 Vote	11 Chatbots Predict the World Record With a Penis Freaks Out at Comic-Con
1	1 Vote	A New State of the World's Greatest Monster: Mario Lopez
1	1 Vote	You Wouldn't Have to Get Drunk on Britpop, a New Dinosaur Jr
1	1 Vote	J.J. Abrams Will Be Small and Short-Term
1	1 Vote	7 Reason Why Drugs Like Marijuana and Coke Float
1	1 Vote	Florence and the Walking Dead, Here's a Women's Rights Issue That You Probably Didn't Realize Are Depressing (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	Chris Columbus Wants to Hire TWO Famous Stars Before & After Makeup
1	1 Vote	The Real (Fake) Johnny Cash Doesn't Like His Song Choices in the Woods
1	1 Vote	3 Bizarre Ways to Get Real Cozy
1	1 Vote	Newswire: Syfy Is Making Fun of You. Oh Wait — He's Making Fun of Terrorists