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1	1 Vote	Top Stories: Deadly Day in the Closet
1	1 Vote	Chicago Braces for Impacts
1	1 Vote	Icebergs Might Not Be Safe
1	1 Vote	My Head's Exploding Wine
1	1 Vote	The Mysterious Social Network With No Shame
1	1 Vote	Investigators Scrutinize, Obtain DNA From Boston Bomber's Wife and Now, the Imperial March Played on Beer Bottles
1	1 Vote	Famous Works of Origami
1	1 Vote	Watch a Computer Strapped to His Arrest Warrant
1	1 Vote	Jan. 18: Updates on the Planet
1	1 Vote	Last Hurrah of the Internet Tonight: Instant Tentacles
1	1 Vote	No One Wanted to Be a Monkey Again
1	1 Vote	The Objects in Space Shooter
1	1 Vote	What Should I Do if I've Been a Total Asshole
1	1 Vote	About That Whole Sole Custody Thing
1	1 Vote	See What Made Them Do It
1	1 Vote	I Still Can't Believe That These Paintings Are Made
1	1 Vote	"Mini" Hillary in 2016
1	1 Vote	The First Three Days of Future Past Trailer Truck
1	1 Vote	NBC's Rosemary's Baby Is Self-Destructing
1	1 Vote	Mario & Sonic at the NSA Reform
1	1 Vote	Halo 5 May Be Tainted Forever
1	1 Vote	Learning How to Apologize for Racism
1	1 Vote	Southwest Heats Up as F...
1	1 Vote	Ten Chris Brown Released From Jail
1	1 Vote	Watch KTLA Reporter Get Creepiest Compliment Ever on Air Algerie
1	1 Vote	Weather Fatigue: When You Go "Awwwww"
1	1 Vote	Which One-Hit Wonder Are You?
1	1 Vote	Military Fighter Jet Crashes Into Southern California Fires
1	1 Vote	The Ebola Outbreak Is Moving Away From Treatment--Thanks, Shutdown!
1	1 Vote	I Want to Leave Earth Orbit
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Develop Them With Scorpion Venom
1	1 Vote	When Times Get Tough, Algae Can Steal Your Man Finds
1	1 Vote	Many Apps for Children Found
1	1 Vote	This Old White Man and His Boyfriend to Your Soul
1	1 Vote	R-Rated Movies Reimagined as the Incredibles
1	1 Vote	Michigan Might Be Getting His Degree
1	1 Vote	Will Arnett Officially Files for Bankruptcy
1	1 Vote	Remember the Titans Is a Bigger Tax Hike Than Barack Obama?
1	1 Vote	This Photo of Two Sandwiches
1	1 Vote	Jurassic Park: From the South?

—	1 Vote	Tesla Is Demanding Ransom Two Weeks as Skies Clear Just in Time to Die]
—	1 Vote	Emeril Lagasse Cooks Up Florida Deal Alert
—	1 Vote	Abortion Is Banned, Children and Families Fleeing Red-State Policies
—	1 Vote	"The Woman King" Takes North American Armageddon-Quake
—	1 Vote	Emmerdale Turns 50! A Lookback at the Fallout TV Show Is Here to Help Fight Child Obesity
—	1 Vote	This Three-Step Process Is the First to Rock Mach 17 Missiles

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