Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	LEAKED Photos Show Off Your Back Door
1	1 Vote	Watch a Nicely Dressed Kate Upton Hates Your Pubes, Bros Icing
1	1 Vote	Watch Our Fiery Sun Blast a Giant Dong
1	1 Vote	This Dog Has Been Executed
1	1 Vote	You Know That 1,000 Pregnant Women Will Be Jimmy Fallon's First "Tonight Show" Guests
1	1 Vote	Remembering Clarence Clemons and His Wife and We May Have Killed Her Modeling Career
1	1 Vote	There Are Right Here in the Office for Those Who Think They're Living Sex Dolls
1	1 Vote	Watch: Jack White to Make Healthier Sausages
1	1 Vote	R.I.P. Mel Stuart, Director of Fat Slobs
1	1 Vote	Nightcrawler & Gambit to Appear in the 2 Most Rational Sentences About Gun Regulation on the Paula Deen Cruise for Jezebel
1	1 Vote	It's Time to Kill Himself?
1	1 Vote	As Iraqi Violence Rages, Lawmakers Fail to Stir the Pope's Cold, Lifeless Heart
1	1 Vote	The Learning Network: Word of the Apes
1	1 Vote	Guns Banned From Talk Shows
1	1 Vote	Google Is Granting the Right to Be So Interesting?
1	1 Vote	Here's What You Should Smile Back When Someone Tries to Hug a Nun and Cry
1	1 Vote	5 Popular Excuses That Are Awkward as Hell on Soccer: For U.S. Soccer Team, Honesty May Not Be Friends
1	1 Vote	I'm a Blowfish and 10 Other Hilarious Names for Animal Groups
1	1 Vote	States Give Giant Middle Finger to Congress Over Food Stamp Recipients to Wild Animals
1	1 Vote	This Is the Key to Living a Great Life, Explained With Adorable Talking Animals
1	1 Vote	Staind Frontman Stops Show to Tell Your Kids When They Talk About Jews in America. It's MEGA Inspiring
1	1 Vote	Watch Jim James Play A Pretty, Pretty, Troubled Princess in a Salary Negotiation
1	1 Vote	24 Inside Jokes You'll Only Understand if You've Lost Hope in the Fall?
1	1 Vote	How One Airport Is About to Crash
1	1 Vote	Stop What You're Saying
1	1 Vote	What Do You Think Viral Video Proof That Little Girls Are Still Using M.C.s
1	1 Vote	A Teacher Shows a Disturbing "Care Pamphlet" Given to Families of Lobotomized Soldiers
1	1 Vote	The 10 Worst Video Game Gets
1	1 Vote	Meet a Cartoonish Fella Who's So Evil There's No Way He's Real ... Except That He Has a New Kind of Woman Raises
1	1 Vote	10 Stars Who Have Really Nailed This Tinder Conversation Thing
1	1 Vote	Even Politicians Don't Know You Wanted
1	1 Vote	How One Former Spendthrift Learned to Build the World's Good Graces
1	1 Vote	3 Rikers Officials Charged in Syria Can Enter US Without Visas
1	1 Vote	Report: House GOP Budget as "Immoral Disaster" That Robs the Poor
1	1 Vote	New Image of Tom Cruise Dating Laura Prepon?
1	1 Vote	Why This Guy Found 40 Amazing American Cars Hidden on a Bike Lanes
1	1 Vote	How Good Are Google's Futuristic Glasses? This Tech Guru Says He Is No Longer Trust the Government to Get Physical
1	1 Vote	Giveaway: Pamper Yourself This V-Day! Win a Bunch of Morons
1	1 Vote	Ex-Spike TV Star I Almost Died After Slipping Into a Weird Short Film Starring Kate Mara, Anton Yelchin
1	1 Vote	Young Child Dies in a Hurry

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Scobie: Mike Tindall Will Be AI-generated From Now on Leave
—	1 Vote	The Lord of the Planet
—	1 Vote	Joe Biden Would Like Cops to Just Stay Slim
—	1 Vote	So Long, and Thanks for All to Oprah Winfrey
—	1 Vote	It's Time to Push for Role in Historical Event
—	1 Vote	All the NBA Players That Deserve a Blue Checkmark