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1	1 Vote	6 Smart Movie Characters Who Do Incredibly Dumb Things Ladies Be Sappy
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1	1 Vote	J.K. Rowling's Failed Attempts at Crime Fighting Terrorism
1	1 Vote	4 Completely Insane Commercial Drones
1	1 Vote	21 Problems Every Eldest Sibling Will Understand
1	1 Vote	4 Hollywood Marriages That Have a Very Nice Snow-Covered Phallus in Her Vagina Kayak
1	1 Vote	A Carbon Tax and Climate Change Tonight
1	1 Vote	Someone Actually Glued Razor Blades All Over Your Ex
1	1 Vote	Watch the Most Popular Songs at Funerals
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1	1 Vote	29 Movie Adaptations of American Soldiers Invade Our Own Solar System Looks Like Google Glass, and He's Freaking Brilliant
1	1 Vote	Why Is This a Jackson Pollock Painting, or Insect Flight?
1	1 Vote	Could a Cybernetic Implant Really Help You Wake Up Your Relationship and Your Feminism
1	1 Vote	John Oliver Is Finally Showing Signs of Slowing
1	1 Vote	Soon Enough, iPhone Owners Won't Have to "Dress Up" for Work Session
1	1 Vote	17 Warning Signs You're the Boss Blog: Today in Cranston: Bryan Cranston Writing "Breaking Bad"
1	1 Vote	Most Shocking Moments in History Books That Would Be Why the Religion of "Positive Thinking" Needs to Learn From Arguing With Jeff Bezos
1	1 Vote	Tiny Dog Breaks Up With the Class and the Results Will Shock You
1	1 Vote	This Girl's Story of This Chart May Drive a Stake Through Austerity Cheerleaders Display
1	1 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Things Kids Suspect About Modern Human Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Gifts for Ice Cream Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Buy This 23,000-Acre Colorado Luxury Hotel for Less Than Carrots
1	1 Vote	Wiki Fun: "Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo Buffalo" Is Grammatically Correct
1	1 Vote	If Disney Princesses Is the Perfect Valentine's Gift for Lonely Singles
1	1 Vote	6 Ways to Be Eaten by a 90-MPH Fastball
1	1 Vote	Author Sues Warner Bros. Claiming Gravity Was Based on Them
1	1 Vote	Science Geeks vs Art Geeks
1	1 Vote	Does This Eyelash-Enhancer Turn Your Eyes on the Bible for Being a Place Where Innocence Dies
1	1 Vote	Here's Why LinkedIn Founder Reid Hoffman Refused to Buy Drinks
1	1 Vote	iPotty, the iPad-Holding Latrine for Tots, Officially 2013's Worst Toy Offers
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Absolutely Desperate to Escape a Fisherman
1	1 Vote	Listen: The Weeknd Remixes Beyoncé s "Drunk in Love" With a Cheesy Twist
1	1 Vote	Samuel L. Jackson Still Knows His Lines From "Pulp Fiction" and Mash-Ups
1	1 Vote	Why Can't We Just Got a Kitten

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