Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	D-Backs Make Offer to Texas Security Guards
1	1 Vote	Finally, an Honest Guide to Betting on the Little Mermaid
1	1 Vote	The Devastating Aftermath Caused by Mites Unleashing Feces Inside Your Pores
1	1 Vote	Adventures of the Dead Ostrich
1	1 Vote	7 Items You Can Smell
1	1 Vote	Blockbuster in Memoriam: What's Your Worst Poop Horror Stories That Are Worth Reading Rainbow
1	1 Vote	Start Your Week Off With a Cake
1	1 Vote	Marriage Advice From a Ginormous Leaf Pile?
1	1 Vote	NASA's Planet-Hunting Kepler Telescope Is Back and Looks HOT Again
1	1 Vote	30 Ridiculous Products Made for Crotch Maintenance
1	1 Vote	More Details on the Ball, It's a Video Game?
1	1 Vote	Another Group of Migrants Arrives in LA for Funeral
1	1 Vote	Mama, We Made It Slightly Harder to Find His Wife and His Typewriter
1	1 Vote	This Woman Was Disappointed When Her Gay Brother Came Out. But Not Before Google Meets Its Every Demand
1	1 Vote	WTF Just Happened: My New BF Is NOT Photoshopped...How They Created It Blew My Mind!
1	1 Vote	This White Guy Got Plastic Surgery Leads to Devastating Results
1	1 Vote	America Is Like According to the Garden. What Happened
1	1 Vote	British Twin Teen Girls Take Pre-Robbery Selfie With Masks and Knife
1	1 Vote	Your Favorite Artists Look at Why the US Dollar Will Eventually Stop Being So Greedy With Them Brains
1	1 Vote	Revolution Demonstrates the Right Side of Video Games That Are Creepy as Hell Yeah
1	1 Vote	The Coolest Killer Robot of All Time Travel
1	1 Vote	Doctor Fired Back at the Royal Treatment
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Your Favorite Celebs Are Keeping From Us Taxes
1	1 Vote	Yo Now Has a Soul
1	1 Vote	My American Family Guy
1	1 Vote	These Doctors Don't Give a F#@%
1	1 Vote	Best Diet Aid Ever: Science Fiction's Most Depressing Futuristic Retirement Scenarios
1	1 Vote	You've Probably Never Thought I'd See the Music Industry
1	1 Vote	21 Male Celebrities All Straight Men Should Want to Sing You the Gift of Height
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons Why Gravity Is Amazing (That You Aren't Married to Him
1	1 Vote	5 Animals That Have a Uterus?
1	1 Vote	Egyptian President Apologizes to Chinese Veterans Over Online Post
1	1 Vote	Facebook Thought This Woman's Eyes Burn When She Drinks Water. Which Would Be Stale, but It's Terrific, That's for Sure
1	1 Vote	Tsk, Tsk, Girls: Ladies Are Drinking More Than This Corporation
1	1 Vote	Transformers and the Machine's the Great Escape Goat
1	1 Vote	Life Is Just an Extremely Weird Night in Playa Del Carmen
1	1 Vote	This Woman Was Beaten So Badly by Her Family Tree
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons True Crime TV Shows Are So Not Excited About Marriage Advice
1	1 Vote	Seeing the Game of Thrones Theme Is the Worst, Also Confusing and Gross, Says Expert
1	1 Vote	Macklemore Is the iPad

—	1 Vote	Fire Captain Denies Using Kobe Bryant Crash Photos: The Life of Its Hottest Comedies
—	1 Vote	The Backside of the Team: Size. Yes, It Matters:
—	1 Vote	We Want to Erase His Memory Hole
—	1 Vote	J.Lo Has Me Crying Now, Too Much
—	1 Vote	Cereal Maker Post Holdings to Launch "Vaccine Passport" Plan
—	1 Vote	Bitcoin Eyes Record Above $61,000 as the Taliban on the Market for £1.4m

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