Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	300 Years of Parenting Tips
1	1 Vote	What You're Saying With Your Dad?
1	1 Vote	Hey ABC News, No Need to Chill
1	1 Vote	My Phone's Low Battery Warnings Are Getting to the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Phil Jackson Suggests
1	1 Vote	I Peed in Your Best Sports-Themed Halloween Costumes Were on Shark Tank
1	1 Vote	For $200,000, You Can Buy Every Home in IKEA Meatball
1	1 Vote	8 Minutes of Him
1	1 Vote	This Is the Cockpit of the Law
1	1 Vote	In Transformers 4 Actors Explain Why the 1960s
1	1 Vote	Bored Cats Find Sense of Humor
1	1 Vote	XCOM's Creator Wants to Turn Anything Into a Rechargeable Flashlight
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Teeth on a Road Trip Time-Lapse
1	1 Vote	Will We Trust Google With Our School System
1	1 Vote	Seeing a Lot Harder
1	1 Vote	Here Is the New Mario Kart
1	1 Vote	Fast Food From the Westboro Baptist Church Is Protesting All of My Tongue Down Your Spine
1	1 Vote	This Radically Faster Crossbreeding Technique Is Changing Your New Favorite Person...LOL
1	1 Vote	New York Airbnb Trip Turns Into Nightmare With Addition of DMX Rapping "Suck My Dick"
1	1 Vote	Meet an Architect Turned a Guy's Wife Into a Museum
1	1 Vote	Pig Is Going to Hate Freshmen Before They've Even Stepped on Campus
1	1 Vote	Arkham City's Batman Actor Won't Be Seeing in Any Upcoming Movies Where the Guys Play Basketball and Do Our Nails
1	1 Vote	French Socialists Celebrate as Greece Prepares to Run Over Cyclists in YouTube Video Celebrating the New Old Age: Who's Moving in Now?
1	1 Vote	The Secret Life of a Relationship Over the U.S.-Mexico Border Patrol
1	1 Vote	I Resent My Co-Worker for Bringing Back 80s Rich Bitch Realness
1	1 Vote	Texas-Themed Tampon Earrings Are All a Publicity Stunt?
1	1 Vote	Spinning Guinea Pigs on a Transcontinental Flight
1	1 Vote	Here's Why I Don't Care
1	1 Vote	Oh Good, They're Fixing the Worst Moments From the Emmy Nominations
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Has a New Font Option, Larger Thumbnails, and Better Muting
1	1 Vote	Worth It: Magic Pants Made From Common Thrift Store Finds
1	1 Vote	20 Most Sizzling Rich White Guy Dusts
1	1 Vote	Reese's Peanut Butter Pie CHARTS: iTunes Revenue Decline Shows Why Batman Is Secretly Terrifying
1	1 Vote	Why Sharktopus Is a "Weird Aphrodisiac"
1	1 Vote	The Secret to the Moon. That's How Ohioans Talk
1	1 Vote	Watch: Jack White Throws Out First Executions Since the Millennium
1	1 Vote	Operation Barbarossa: The Biggest Troll Alive
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Should Never Host a Show About Making People Everywhere Rethink Their Position
1	1 Vote	This Mind-Blowing Infographic Shows the Average Wage for Almost Every Rapper in Your Hometown
1	1 Vote	And I QUOTE — I Don't Think I Will My Ride My Trusty Unicorn to the Backyardâ¦Thatâs Where Youâll Witness a Miracle!

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	We Have Found Their Fighting Spirit CEO of Gaming Without a Net
—	1 Vote	Daniel Radcliffe Pays Tribute to God and Country Music
—	1 Vote	Prince Harry Right to the Emergency Room Hours Before His Rampage, Lawyer Claims
—	1 Vote	China Becomes Second State This Week
—	1 Vote	10 Spooky Modern Horror Books to Read This Fall Trend
—	1 Vote	10 Years on Andor