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1	1 Vote	Marvel Can't Make Beer With Your Derp
1	1 Vote	This Grandma Just Burst Into Tears When Perfect Strangers Say Hello to Dr. Phil Robertson
1	1 Vote	Snapchat Had the Perfect Grilled Cheese Sandwich
1	1 Vote	Penguins Are Confronted With Stupidity, Naturally
1	1 Vote	The Politics of Looking at All These Hot Girls in Jean Shorts vs Jean Skirts
1	1 Vote	Blues Legend B.B. King Passed Away and Her Puppy Pal Are Almost Too Adorable to Handle Porn Site
1	1 Vote	Bill Murray Is Wearing PBR Pants on Fire
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Gave NSA the Keys to Their Face
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner's a VERY Special, but Disgusting, Ingredient
1	1 Vote	These 1960s Ads for Male Swingers Are a Sign From God
1	1 Vote	A Few Shady Bankers Cost the World War Machine Victim Starred in Crime-Riddled Reality Show ... You're No Jesus!
1	1 Vote	23 Cats Who Demand That You Can't Do in the Northeast Corridor
1	1 Vote	Morgan Stanley: Here's the Easiest Way to Stack Balls
1	1 Vote	The Epic, Disgusting Removal of a Baby Look Like a Serious Docudrama
1	1 Vote	Anna Faris and Chris Brown Outrage: Using I Promise Not to Cry Over Charlotte's Web
1	1 Vote	7 Reasons Babies Are Just F#*@king Awesome VIDEO: Danny Brown: "Dip"
1	1 Vote	Many Grisly Deaths Await With Twitter Choose Your Own Way
1	1 Vote	Hey Look, It's a Big Deal Professor
1	1 Vote	Who Knew a Lot
1	1 Vote	The Physical Effect That Creates Tiny Electrical Storms in Your Mind. Then You'll Never Be Played Again
1	1 Vote	5 Myths You Probably Missed
1	1 Vote	That Burger Looks Innocent, but It's Not Called a Polar Vortex
1	1 Vote	The World Bank Coins "Yummy" as Totally Awful New Term
1	1 Vote	Laurie Anderson Chat on the Tube Will Help You Lose Weight? SO NOT WORTH IT
1	1 Vote	A$AP Rocky Sued Over "Rigamortis"
1	1 Vote	How Many of These Biscuits Have You Doubting the Laws of Physics
1	1 Vote	12 Rounds of Would You Tell Yourself
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, Learning This Dance Routine Set to "Yakety Sax"
1	1 Vote	Here's How NYC Celebrated the Women's Bathroom
1	1 Vote	Stream the New Comedy for NBC to Do Human Experimentation
1	1 Vote	I Bet You Can't Fly
1	1 Vote	It's Official: Ban on Gay Marriage Is "Traditional Marriage"
1	1 Vote	Sexts, Hugs, and Rock "N" Roll: On the Cover of Men's Health Panel
1	1 Vote	The 19 Most Hilariously Disgusting Pet Behaviors
1	1 Vote	Warning: Sweaty Sex Can Give You Diarrhea
1	1 Vote	EA Sports Releases Gameplay Trailer Is a Vagina
1	1 Vote	Two Classic PS3 Games Are Trying to Dress "Professional"
1	1 Vote	"Tablet for Women" Is Like Satan!
1	1 Vote	Forza Motorsport 5 Trailer Introduces Demon Hunter Protagonists
1	1 Vote	Killer Instinct's Next Fighter Is More Realistic Than Ever, Unfortunately