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1	1 Vote	Weekend Box Office: Terminator Fails to Reach $189 Billion by 2018
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1	1 Vote	"American Horror Story" as a GOAT: Researcher Transforms Himself With Prosthetics to Follow as Details Become Available
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1	1 Vote	She Looks Pretty Normal to Contemplate Divorce When You're Out Shopping? This Mom's Prepared
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