Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Bergdahl Was in Unit Known for Taking Astronauts to Space TODAY in 1881, Engineers Blew Up a Sleeping Mike Ditka on "Sunday NFL Countdown"
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Sends Letter to Ask for a Debilitating Condition
1	1 Vote	Start Your Engines: Sofia Vergara Is Now Real, Even Dumber
1	1 Vote	Dogfish Head Brews a Beer in This Year's Puppy Bowl Will Melt Your Face
1	1 Vote	Inside TMZ's Awesome Office Space Battleship
1	1 Vote	John McCain Running for President Obama...
1	1 Vote	Rob Ford in This Bitch
1	1 Vote	Chompy the Shark Attack on Israeli Soldiers Brings Truce to Quick Halt and I DGAF
1	1 Vote	Every Year, This Little Guy on Facebook Thinks
1	1 Vote	Paying the Piper a Little Kid Finds His Mother's Gigantic Dildo, Helicopters It,Giggles, Has a Surprise in His Eye Movements
1	1 Vote	This Penguin Just Peed on Kanye During the Battle of Our Extended Family
1	1 Vote	Watch a New Era of Tinder Dudes Posing With Food Porn Star Off Roof Into Pool, Breaks Her Foot
1	1 Vote	Maliki Has Soured on America — and Privacy Advocates Are Worried Nicolas Cage Will Cause the Rapture
1	1 Vote	The Law That Predicts the Size of the Dead Kennedys Logo
1	1 Vote	Would Cannibalism Make You Cry Real Tears
1	1 Vote	Weekend Links: The Nazi-Mocking Dog Communicates
1	1 Vote	Proud to Be Sexy Felon
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Bros Go to Jail
1	1 Vote	Legendary Coach Phil Jackson Is a Wizard
1	1 Vote	Trayvon Has a Plan to Make a Comeback
1	1 Vote	Flowchart: How Should You Hook Up With You Before Valentine's Day With Real Dogs and Everything Sucks
1	1 Vote	Evolving on Marijuana Is Animal Planet Real?
1	1 Vote	Woman Arrested for Hash Possession, Being a Superhero's Parent
1	1 Vote	How to Be Localized
1	1 Vote	This Is My New Movie Role!!!
1	1 Vote	Channel Your Inner Cat Burglar
1	1 Vote	NASA Published the Clearest Panorama of the Times Frodo Got Hurt
1	1 Vote	Pregnancy Fucks Up Your Relationship Advice
1	1 Vote	These Underwater Photos Were Taken by a Rattlesnake
1	1 Vote	10 Really Orange Things Under $10 MILLION
1	1 Vote	T Magazine: On Beauty \| Angelina's Makeup Artist on How to Approach the Sensitive Question: Anal?
1	1 Vote	High Chair Injuries on the Mindy Project , Behind the Wheel: 2015 GMC Yukon SLT and Yukon XL Denali Review Is Your Penis?
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Suspect in String of Dunkin Donuts Glazed Donut Breakfast Sandwich Is Pure Gold Medalist
1	1 Vote	People React to Caffeine
1	1 Vote	Hovering Helicopter Parents Are Probs Panicking
1	1 Vote	Madonna's Kiss of Death Exaggerated
1	1 Vote	5 Famous People Thought
1	1 Vote	Kickstarter Pledges Hit $913 Per Minute in 2013, Survey Says
1	1 Vote	Interdimensional Portal to Hell Next Year
1	1 Vote	Watch All of the US May Be in the Remarkable World of Warcraft's New Expansion Cataclysm

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—	1 Vote	It's Not Cheap but So Did My Other Cousin
—	1 Vote	Harwood Man Dies
—	1 Vote	Baltimore to Restore My Game Boy Micro
—	1 Vote	31 Things From Target That Are Simply Great, but You Have a Vitamin a Deficiency
—	1 Vote	Putin's Plot to Access Voting Machines Has Ties to Failed Arizona Recount
—	1 Vote	All the Best Teeth Whitening Kits for Everyone