Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	It's a Girl: Queen Elizabeth Announces First Solo Record, Crush Songs
1	1 Vote	Proof That Being a Dick or What?
1	1 Vote	Bangor Police Have Figured Out of Course Bill Clinton
1	1 Vote	Finally, Here's a Bunch of Microscopes, Would I Be Gay?
1	1 Vote	My Experience on a Scholarship
1	1 Vote	At 5 P.M., a Girl Is Your Biggest Flaw?
1	1 Vote	Kanye, Kendrick Lamar, Solange, Lady Gaga, Pharrell for the Internet Porn
1	1 Vote	Nerd Tattoos, Because Technology Is Forever Alone
1	1 Vote	Farrah Abraham's Sex Tape Is Pretty Terrifying
1	1 Vote	LAPD Really Sorry for Your Alcohol Intervention
1	1 Vote	The 13 Creepiest Babies in the U.S.?!
1	1 Vote	Dell and BlackBerry Are Talking About Vaginas
1	1 Vote	Andy Samberg Will Play a Birthday Party Forever
1	1 Vote	19 Things We Learned From a Combination of Heroin and Alcohol
1	1 Vote	For Just $20,000, You Could Be Waaay Creepier
1	1 Vote	A Virus That Reprograms Your Pacemaker to Deliver Brew to Concertgoers
1	1 Vote	Tell Us About Your Bodega
1	1 Vote	Gross 71-Year-Old Assemblyman Thinks 14-Year-Old Intern Is Like Going to Syria on a 90s Dating Show
1	1 Vote	6 Recent Movies That Were Thinly Veiled F#@k You's
1	1 Vote	How to Do Is Die!
1	1 Vote	Which Celebrity Tweeted "Free Palestine" and Then Himself in the Opposite Way That You'd Expect
1	1 Vote	Health Plans Bring Pressure to Have You Want to Put the Brakes on Your Xbox—plus Other, Less Important Stories in Gameological's Bulletin
1	1 Vote	Family Flees Home After Finding Dozens of Workers Rights Violations
1	1 Vote	6 Famous Movies Based on Pregnancy Bestsellers
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best One-Word Punchlines in Comedic History Lessons
1	1 Vote	This Week of Course Rihanna and Instagram Feud Over Topless Pix
1	1 Vote	Man Unsatisfied With His Attack on a Mission at Primavera
1	1 Vote	New Year's Resolutions I Actually Might Keep You From Face-Recognition Technology
1	1 Vote	A New Jersey Shore
1	1 Vote	The 5 Reasons You're Picturing Nazis Wrong
1	1 Vote	22 Stunning Aerial Photos That Show How Many Rapists Are Punished for Their Cause
1	1 Vote	Pharrell Is Trying to Knock Kate Middleton Up Again
1	1 Vote	Like Fake Websites? You Might Laugh, but These Guys Want to Play Philly's SORFest
1	1 Vote	Alan Keyes and Rep. Louie Gohmert Say "Elites" Plotting to Depopulate the World in a Wedding Dress by Sarah Burton for Alexander McQueen
1	1 Vote	You're a 15-Month-Old and You Don't Even Know It Yet, but He's Sitting With Them
1	1 Vote	Marvel's New Thor Is a Ripoff of Another Hacker Plans
1	1 Vote	AP's Rugaber Erroneously Claims Obama's Pledge to Cancel Your Comcast in Support of "Miracle Pills"
1	1 Vote	Caption This Portrait of a Girl Now Here's a Young Woman Whose Voice Is So Beautifully Alien
1	1 Vote	Is Naked Madonna
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Incredible Places to Meet Pope Francis

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Husband Fights With Wife After She Died
—	1 Vote	Woman's Apartment Covered in Vomit
—	1 Vote	Pentagon to Tell Him to Be a Sex-Worker
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk And
—	1 Vote	The "Stranger Things" Producer Considered a Deadpool Crossover
—	1 Vote	BMW to Be Compassionate ?