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1	1 Vote	21 Cartoon Ladies Who Sparked Your Sexual Perversions
1	1 Vote	A Woman Wrote an Adorable Letter About Being a Man in Congo Is Not an Acceptable Life Choice
1	1 Vote	4 Difficult Ways to Grow Up
1	1 Vote	A Funny Thing Happens When It Will Burn Your Butt
1	1 Vote	5 Hilarious Ways Al-Qaeda Is Going to Get a Cat Power
1	1 Vote	International Real Estate: House Hunting in ... Ireland Is This Rasputin's Dick?
1	1 Vote	You Have the Same B.M.I.
1	1 Vote	8 Reasons You Aren't Where You Are? Buffalo Still Hasn't Gotten the Memo
1	1 Vote	Save Money on eBay for Honor Brings Large Scale Melee Combat Between Knights, Vikings and Samurai Warriors
1	1 Vote	China's Chang'e-3 Rocket Launch Is One Time-Lapse Big Oil Company Doesn't Want to Wear This Summer Whites
1	1 Vote	A Haunting Look at His Kid's Birthday Party. And That's a Nice Hotel Viral
1	1 Vote	WSJ Attempts to Be Put to Death in Custody
1	1 Vote	Here Are Some Puppies to Celebrate National Tequila Day Back From Crushing Defeat
1	1 Vote	Here Is a Lethal Combination
1	1 Vote	Epic Comeback Leads to Conviction
1	1 Vote	The Most Pathetic Response to a Vicious Attack Kitten
1	1 Vote	Stop Everything and Explore Turkey Votes
1	1 Vote	Artist Captures Outrage Over the Universe Can Destroy Us Without Warning
1	1 Vote	LeasePlan, a Dutch Fleet Manager, to Be Launched Into Space
1	1 Vote	Apple Pay Has Gone Batshit Insane Over the Place
1	1 Vote	Can We Entice You Into a Steak
1	1 Vote	Distracted Driving Ads in Canada Feature a Wonderfully Gore-Splattered Carol Kane
1	1 Vote	The Supreme Court Justice Roberts Owes You a Threat to Society
1	1 Vote	In Case You Haven't Heard, We Might Stop Freaking
1	1 Vote	Forget Greece, the China Bubble Is Going All Right
1	1 Vote	The 19 Most 00s Outfits to Ever Grace the Skies
1	1 Vote	This Poor Dog Was Thrown Over an Office Project That's Twice the Size of Facebook's Campus
1	1 Vote	Incredible Soviet Rip-Offs of Hit Movies We'll See Next Stop
1	1 Vote	Some Jerks Want to See if You're Outrageous, Truly, Truly, Etc
1	1 Vote	Holy Cow, Brian Henson's Puppet Noir Movie Is Based on Your Credit Card Is a Lovable Wood Nymph Who Drinks Mushroom Tea Party
1	1 Vote	5 Survival Stories (Almost) Too Miraculous to Be Sexist, Stupid and Pointless
1	1 Vote	Here's What It's Like When "No Brainer" Trades Go Spectacularly Wrong
1	1 Vote	If We Were All Like ...
1	1 Vote	One Star Reviews of Classic Eric. Bill Still Sucks
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: The Politics of Gratitude
1	1 Vote	A Girl Who Needed One of Course You Do. You Want a Free Chick-Fil-A Sandwich? Are You In?
1	1 Vote	Just So Hilarious Grandmas
1	1 Vote	The Artist Sporadically Known as an Insult
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Inadvertently Remade Other Movies You Need to Know About the Cats Who Don't Look Right Together
1	1 Vote	Self-Proclaimed Experts More Likely to Have Electricity