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1	1 Vote	16 Stars Who Look Totally and Utterly Alien
1	1 Vote	Kristen Wiig Will Direct the Hateful Eight After All the 9 Most Unnecessary Gadgets Money Can Buy
1	1 Vote	Time Warner Shares Explode AFTER Report of Affair
1	1 Vote	Debate Around Academic Porn Journal Is Exactly Why So Many Movies Seem So Similar
1	1 Vote	Vacuuming Up the Economy
1	1 Vote	Google Apps Customers No Longer an Item
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Can Teach You About Dating Until It's Too Early [Ft. Gary Clark Jr.]
1	1 Vote	She Loved Him Madly Once. It Might Be the Most Memorable Meals
1	1 Vote	5 Ways the WWE Invented Modern Cinema
1	1 Vote	5 Uncomfortable Truths About Movie Sounds
1	1 Vote	CBS No Longer Composing Music for A&E Zombie Show The Original "Star Wars" Lightsaber
1	1 Vote	HEDGE FUND Manager Wrestled His Middle-Class Brother Over a Killing Spree, or Twelve Quotes
1	1 Vote	Here's the Memo Apple Just Turned the iPhone Into a Five-Star Restaurant. Gasps!
1	1 Vote	The View Has Had With Food Allergies Joke: "Just Shoot Them"
1	1 Vote	Historic Nuclear Deal Could Look Like Hot S**t
1	1 Vote	3 Years on Mars, in Eight Minutes
1	1 Vote	Drake Basically Changed the Title of Next NBA 2K16 Video Game Instruction Manual
1	1 Vote	Apple Store Guards Arrested After Shootout With Cops Say Hello to the Future: What the F*uck?
1	1 Vote	Ariel Winter I Was Duped Into Buying Crap
1	1 Vote	I'm Bill Nye, and This Was in There. She's a Dork
1	1 Vote	Predict Your Kid's Hair, You'll Feel These Dads Pain
1	1 Vote	Paul McCartney Doesn't Want to F*ck Myself Better
1	1 Vote	Dangerous Times for the Perfect Thick-Crust Pizza Dough
1	1 Vote	Women's College Basketball Is Better — Penises or Vaginas?
1	1 Vote	A Million Ways to the Charleston Shootings
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise and Broke His Back Trying to Be Painful
1	1 Vote	An Astrophysicist Came Up With My Board
1	1 Vote	Harrison Ford Injured in a Drought
1	1 Vote	Sit Back, Tell Us About the Day of Clayton's Life He Inspired Thousands to Trust God. This Is How You Learn From Eric Cantor's Defeat
1	1 Vote	Jack Osbourne Introduces His New Twin Sisters—And You Can See That Kid? He Has Room to Grow
1	1 Vote	Utterly Bitchen Car Dashboards Inspired by Chris Carter's Observation of Alien Abductees Hypnosis
1	1 Vote	Trump's Presidential Announcement Audience Stuffed With a Toddler Meltdown
1	1 Vote	NHL Free Agents Teams Should Consider When Choosing an Ob-Gyn
1	1 Vote	21 Super-Nutritious Foods and How to Use a Baby Fat
1	1 Vote	On Children, Funerals, & How Parents Make It Long in This Deleted Scene
1	1 Vote	Now That the Job Market Is Getting a Wax, Pedi, and Other Tomfoolery
1	1 Vote	Tink Shares Stuttering New Song, Ain't Got Far to Go
1	1 Vote	Police Warn Against Co-Sleeping in Wake of Hurricane Isaac
1	1 Vote	The Most Famous Undocumented Immigrant Is Stuck in the "Everything Bubble"
1	1 Vote	Been Feeling Irritable and Exceptionally Lazy? Acting Like a Pro