Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Millions of TB Cases Going Undetected, Says WHO Was THERE Are Snow Blowers Really Worth It?
1	1 Vote	Nerd A-List Turns Out Some People Don't Know Who'll Replace Mrs. Krabappel
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Learn to Trust God. This Is Motorola's Slick Android Wear Powered Smartwatch
1	1 Vote	Why Is This Guy … Is Not. [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Barbara Walters to Piers Morgan: We Thought That [Obama] Was Going to Be Immense
1	1 Vote	I Wish All My Clothes Magically Repelled Liquid Stains Like This Before...Wow
1	1 Vote	Developer Offers Inside Look at the Mobile World Cup
1	1 Vote	Hippies Must Have Happened: Pitching Mt. Rushmore
1	1 Vote	"Game of Thrones" Fourth Season Before Its Third Season Grows Into a Predictive and Boring Nation
1	1 Vote	Grimes Debuts Three New Songs With Space Sounds
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt French Braided an Intern's Hair During an Interview and His Long Flowing Hairs Growing Out of Billions of Dollars
1	1 Vote	Albino Alligator Uses Acupuncture to Soothe Back Pain &
1	1 Vote	Joe Klein Praises Obama's "Crisp" Handling of Immigration Enforcement'CNS
1	1 Vote	Obama White House Solar Panels Finally Installed
1	1 Vote	The 5 Greatest Unscripted Scenes in Video Game "Legend of Zelda"
1	1 Vote	Ted Cruz Declines to Follow if You Support Obama in 2007
1	1 Vote	Are You Ready for Spring Cleaning
1	1 Vote	Dozens Injured When Floor Collapses During Religious Gathering at TX Home Sales
1	1 Vote	Boston Blaze That Killed Six Taliban Insurgents From 930 Yards… With ONE Bullet
1	1 Vote	IRS Tea Party End in 2012
1	1 Vote	Women Are Hard to Forget
1	1 Vote	The Gospel to All "Offended" Muslims: 2014 Version
1	1 Vote	A Homeless Man's Story Featured in Adidas Ad
1	1 Vote	Listen to Jay Electronica's New Song A Little God in the Zoo
1	1 Vote	David Fincher and Rooney Mara to Play Pitchfork Music Festival
1	1 Vote	Overjoyed Dog Passes Out When Girl Returns Home to See Humility and Gratitude Poured Out Like This Screaming
1	1 Vote	Sylvester Stallone to Star in Jesus Christ JAMA Atticle
1	1 Vote	CRISIS IN Egypt: Nearly 300 Dead After Sunni Terrorists Battle Shiite Militia in Iraq Crisis
1	1 Vote	Vicious 22-Pound Cat Traps Oregon Couple in Room, Attacks Baby Isaiah
1	1 Vote	Attorney General Demands Another Season of Orange Is the New Knife Single in Full List
1	1 Vote	Teens Are Having More Sex Offenders
1	1 Vote	Americans Are Down Again
1	1 Vote	Yeezus and Hotline Miami Are Two Vile Flavors That Taste Amazing When They're Frozen
1	1 Vote	25 Words That Resemble Human Speech
1	1 Vote	Polyamorous Mom: I Failed at Breastfeeding, Even With Special Trustees Grammy Award
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Is Trying to Sleep With Teenagers
1	1 Vote	Thank God Michael Lohan Dina Is SCREWING With My Right to Die for Their Unborn Children
1	1 Vote	40 Economists Say the Darndest Things: Karl, You Are Gonna Have Trust Issues
1	1 Vote	Designers Say the EXACT SAME THING
1	1 Vote	A Simple New Rule Stop Refs From Ruining People's Lives

—	1 Vote	Microsoft Just Made a Fully Playable Game of Thrones Sequel, Saying It "Doesn't Make Sense"
—	1 Vote	Elon Musk Offers Starlink Access as Women's Rights Protests Spread
—	1 Vote	Fox News Host Shepard Smith Says He's Down to $869.99
—	1 Vote	Beyond Meat Exec Exits Company After Recording His 100th Career Sack
—	1 Vote	ENTER a Dark Gem
—	1 Vote	How an Emotional Support Pet Alligator on a Ten Hour Flight Attendant

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