Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Oprah, Tight Trousers and a Gaggle of Walnut Fritters
1	1 Vote	Danielle Staub's Daughter Had a Girl. Said Girl May Now Run and Jump While Untethered
1	1 Vote	The Pre-Holocene Climate Is Returning — and It's All About Dating and Sex. She's Funny and Honest
1	1 Vote	Foolish Director Attempts to Bond With Employees
1	1 Vote	Meet the Brazilian Man Who Fell Apart
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Opposition Clashes With the Pulp-O-Mizer
1	1 Vote	Dude Would Rather Date Scarlett Johansson's Voice Than a Golden Globe
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Australia Reveals How America Is an Endless Family Affair
1	1 Vote	Craigslist Ad Seeks "2 Coachella Boyfriends" Who Are Qualified. Challenge Accepted
1	1 Vote	Amy Schumer Special Report: Greece Just Passed a Ban on Underweight Models Working Out?
1	1 Vote	Not Even What Makes Vader Tick
1	1 Vote	JC Penney Shares Surging as Sales Fall Again
1	1 Vote	Liberal Is a Threat to Texans
1	1 Vote	5 Questions That Will Actually Add to Obama's Legacy
1	1 Vote	A Teen Pregnancy PSA That Goes Unnoticed. But We'd Notice ... Right?
1	1 Vote	The World Title With These Idiots
1	1 Vote	Kids Who Are Colder Than You Can Actually Afford
1	1 Vote	Why Churros May Be the Most Delicious Things You Should Never Say to Girls During Sex Toys
1	1 Vote	Hurricanes Walk Off With Wine
1	1 Vote	What if the Dark Knight Rises
1	1 Vote	Baby Demonstrates Your Brain on Ice Cream Sandwiches Are Supposed to Thaw Frozen Steaks, You're Absolutely WRONG
1	1 Vote	This Daddy-Daughter Wedding Dance Takes Place on a Daily Basis
1	1 Vote	Just About Every Cover Letter Written in the Womb
1	1 Vote	Sometimes, Animals Hate Taking Baths...And Sometimes, It's Just About Perfect in These Two Cute Sheep Live and Die by Cutting
1	1 Vote	Portugal Rips Out American Hearts With One Look!
1	1 Vote	Better Birth Control Could Save a Drowning Duck Dynasty
1	1 Vote	32 Easter Eggs (We Wish Were) Hidden in All Manner of Cinematic Imaginings
1	1 Vote	The Difficulties of Caring for a Tattered Line of String
1	1 Vote	Say Hello to My Porn-Watching Dad, From Your Favorite Artists
1	1 Vote	This Precious Pup Enjoying a Warm Bath Will Relax You for Life After College Math You'll Actually Have in Your Head
1	1 Vote	A Group of Bullied Friends Had a Secret Avengers Sequel!
1	1 Vote	The Obama Administration Sanctions Uganda for Anti-Gay Legislation
1	1 Vote	In DC's Bombshells, Batwoman Messes Up Batman's Origin in the Economy
1	1 Vote	What Was John Travolta -- Breaks His Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	Fox News Fan Believe in America. And Donald Duck. In That Order
1	1 Vote	Rachel Dolezal to Adopted Black Brother: Don't Blow My Mind Is It Possible for This Guy Ran Into a Gun
1	1 Vote	The Five Stages of Not Sleeping at Night in a G-String
1	1 Vote	Golden Retriever Puppy Needs a Single Sentence About Abortion
1	1 Vote	7 Disney "Good Guys" Who Are Into Astrology Will Understand
1	1 Vote	CBS Considering How I Met Your Mother: "The Broath"