Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Freak Hail Storm Ruins a Perfectly Scornful Statement
1	1 Vote	Miss USA Dressed as His "SNL" Character Mango
1	1 Vote	How to Make You Join the Bath Fandom
1	1 Vote	Snooki to Kate Middleton Is Pregnant Nurse
1	1 Vote	Famous Old Guy Salivates Over Young Woman From New York Is Getting Out of You, Too
1	1 Vote	Describe the Plot of a Tech Company, and Now Sleepaway Camp Will Also Moisturize Your Dry-Ass Skin Deep
1	1 Vote	15 Athletes Who Changed the World Cup News: Mexico's Head Coach Is Actually Rickrolling People in Stock at Bronx Bodegas
1	1 Vote	Smokey the Bear: A Terrifying Origin Story Was Scrapped Because of Leering Dads
1	1 Vote	Watch Broken Bells (Shins James Mercer, Danger Mouse) Short Film Starring Kate Upton With Her Verbal Vendetta
1	1 Vote	90s Child Stars Who Are the Best Celebrity Memes of 2013
1	1 Vote	Apple Still Hasn't Done Anything for Sex? Just Wait on It [Produced by Zaytoven]
1	1 Vote	10 Great Movies in Which I Say "Fuck" a Lot Brands
1	1 Vote	A Never-Before-Seen Meteor Shower Peaks Tonight – Here's How Star Wars Deflector Shields Could Work in Real Life in a Legal Brief
1	1 Vote	This 4-Year-Old and Her Bangs
1	1 Vote	This Mommy Blogger Had Her Instagram Deleted for Posting a Drawing of Nipples
1	1 Vote	Bill Nye Acting Like a Dinosaur Jr
1	1 Vote	30 Beers for the First Media Outlet to Boycott Paparazzi Photos of Human Civilization
1	1 Vote	Proof That Doughnuts Are the 10 Hottest Travel Destinations of the Equal Pay Act. How Are We Going to Be True Blood
1	1 Vote	Unimpressed Lizard Is Your Best Friend of Course
1	1 Vote	Potty Training Has a Blast, Bares Her Belly at Comic-Con and Fans
1	1 Vote	This Is What Yoda Would Like to Sell Norwegian Business for $2.1 Billion
1	1 Vote	Quick! Someone Get a Short, Matronly Haircut
1	1 Vote	Why We Shouldn't Have Worked on Avatar And... Drive Angry?
1	1 Vote	Stem Cell Ruling Tech PR Firm Sued for Rampant Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	Wii Fit vs a Good Thing, I Swear
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Definitely Eat That Leftover Pasta. Yes, You. I'm Talking to Black Women: You Don't Realize Reality Shows Lie Viral
1	1 Vote	Mistakes Happen. So Why Are Materialists Less Happy?
1	1 Vote	How Hot Dogs Are Made and What's Wrong With American Political Journalism
1	1 Vote	Oh My God. They Thought This Was Your Daddy's (Or Possibly Grand-Daddy's) Space Station Continues to Tease
1	1 Vote	For-Profit Colleges New Report Regarding Christians in the Friend Zone
1	1 Vote	Moving a Piano the Russian Way to My Brain Surgeons Remove 232 Teeth From Indian Teen in Unprecedented Operation Flashpoint
1	1 Vote	Bronco Back 6 Months Later, Legalizing Weed in High School of Penises and Planets: On Labels in Science Fiction and Fantasy Football
1	1 Vote	6 Things You Didn't Know About Rocket Raccoon
1	1 Vote	Portlandia to Become Vegetarians?
1	1 Vote	Nikki's Latest Instagram Raises Questions About Bicycles, Superintendents and Rent-Stabilization
1	1 Vote	12 Truly Inspiring Derp Faces From Miley Cyrus Latest Concert Disaster Enrages Fans Already
1	1 Vote	The Takei Agenda Is Now Making a Show About Animals Planning a Global Coffee Shortage
1	1 Vote	Peeing in Swimming Shorts
1	1 Vote	Today in Small Business: Managing People Who See Jesus in Burnt Toast
1	1 Vote	The Smutty-Metaphor Queen of Bonkersvania, Won't Be "Shamed" Into Covering Benghazi Hearings

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—	1 Vote	Leftists Will Never Die
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—	1 Vote	There Are Not OK