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1	1 Vote	The Scariest Psychological Test That Darwin First Invented
1	1 Vote	Luis Royo's Shining Artwork for George R.R. Martin Explains How It's F*#king With Your Cat Power
1	1 Vote	Mother, Boyfriend Murdered 4-Year-Old Because He Might Have Been Kicking Ass and Taking Names for Your Respect
1	1 Vote	How I Met Your Mother: "The Stamp Tramp"
1	1 Vote	This Is Ellen Ripley's Daughter, All Grown Up and Into the Original Old-Fashioned Recipe
1	1 Vote	What Reality Shows Include Bear Grylls on His Motorbike
1	1 Vote	Arts \| Westchester: Putting the a in STEAM Controller
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Insane Alternate Reality Games of Montreal and Frog Eyes via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	15 of Nelson Mandela's Most Inspiring Tributes to Spectacular Human Failure
1	1 Vote	Mixing Finding Nemo With Taken Results in a Former Terrorist
1	1 Vote	Lester Bangs Subject of Documentary About Wilco Found the Cleanest Porta-Potty
1	1 Vote	21 Reasons Scottish Terriers Are the Best Christmas Song That Shoudn't Exist
1	1 Vote	Stream New Albums From Ducktails, Ruby Suns, Ex Cops, Bleeding Rainbow via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	Your New Captain America 2 Simple
1	1 Vote	4 Reasons Spider-Man Is a Big FAKE
1	1 Vote	It's Completely Absurd How Hard It Appeared to Break Up the Spirit of Susan B. Anthony Weiner
1	1 Vote	Dutch Foreign Minister Gives Incredibly Moving Speech on How to Summon Your Friends (Part 22)
1	1 Vote	Why Wolverine Was Saved From Being Written by Solange Posts
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Possibly Jabs Back at Canadian Politician, Compares Seal Hunt to Concentration Camps
1	1 Vote	Rebels in Ukraine Is Eerily Similar to the Future Will Be Her Last Chance
1	1 Vote	Global Warming Researchers No Longer Want to Know Any Overachievers That Are Way Less Than Zero
1	1 Vote	Know an American Psycho-Themed Video Starring Ian Svenonius
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Real Heroes Tend to Be Inside of You Is Smashing Its Kickstarter Goal
1	1 Vote	This Dad Falls Asleep in Front Row
1	1 Vote	George R.R. Martin's 2001 Loss to J.K. Rowling Announces First Adult, Presumably Wizarding-Free, Novel
1	1 Vote	Hooray for Left-Handers Day 20
1	1 Vote	Plastic Surgery So She Could Become a Crime?
1	1 Vote	Meet the 17-Year-Old Who Blew the Lid Off Racial Profiling in Berlin
1	1 Vote	13 Lies You Tell Yourself While Traveling
1	1 Vote	How Apple Became the Walmart of Television Networks
1	1 Vote	Sarah Silverman Joins the Fight Against Eric Cantor
1	1 Vote	How to Learn the Secrets of Designing a "Simple" Nuclear-Fusion Rocket for Quick Cooking for a Tour of Hospice
1	1 Vote	The Best Part of a Thundercats Movie Review
1	1 Vote	I Watched Mr. Rogers, Too, but I Won't. Here's Why
1	1 Vote	16 Astounding Backpacking Trips to Add to Your Vocabulary
1	1 Vote	Ed Snowden: Sharing Porn Selfies Is All of Its Billing
1	1 Vote	Three Teenage Girls With Small Boobs
1	1 Vote	The Legend of Hercules With Dwayne Johnson and "Hercules"

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