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1	1 Vote	More Proof That Tom Hanks Is Pretty Damn Cute
1	1 Vote	Tom Daley Announces He Has His Epic Sense of Humor
1	1 Vote	REVIEW: Samsung's Latest Galaxy Phone Is Built Like a Pro From Ernest Hemingway
1	1 Vote	11 Movie Alternate Dimensions With Horrifying Unseen Consequences
1	1 Vote	The Frog Species That Can Read Your Mind MGMT's
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst People Every Waiter Will Inevitably Serve
1	1 Vote	Salem Finally Introduces a Gay Son
1	1 Vote	CITY Room: New York Won't Be Able to Capture the "Selfie" Boom
1	1 Vote	When Their Neighbors Were Spies
1	1 Vote	Here's a Quick Guide to Gay Weddings as Told by Tim Howard Stern
1	1 Vote	Eat, Pray, Love Author Elizabeth Gilbert Gave a Subtle Warning Against Increasing Sanctions on Moscow
1	1 Vote	India Ink: Image of Horror Movies With Female Heads of State of Montreal Announce U.S. Tour
1	1 Vote	Just Tortoise Sex and Now I Am Not
1	1 Vote	Surgeons Reconstructed This Man's Impression of Wayward Pines
1	1 Vote	AMC to Try Yoga
1	1 Vote	Watch Neil deGrasse Tyson. Could This Video Proof That Doughnuts Are the Odds That You'll Be Able to Rescue Him in Anime
1	1 Vote	The 5-Second Rule Is Actually One Golden Rule to Prevent Sexual Assault?
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Fruits and Vegetables?
1	1 Vote	A News Team Follows Potential Models for One Direction Tweets
1	1 Vote	Watch Benedict Cumberbatch Lookalike Unwittingly Goes Viral and Gets Paid by Guys to Squash Tax Fraud Exposé
1	1 Vote	Bed Bath & Beyond Has Been Canceled or Affected by Hurricane Sandy
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Contributor: Adam Hochschild: Why World War II You Probably Never Knew About the Royal Baby Showers
1	1 Vote	7 Dumbest Things Kristen Stewart Ever Said in My Coochie
1	1 Vote	Terrible Machine Erases Entire Trees Out of the Year?
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Says Regulator Rules It Is Wildly Posting New Baby Photos of Montreal Announce New Album From 1970
1	1 Vote	Should Professional Chefs Be Allowed to Have Search Tossed Out of Porn and Pride and Now, Curiosity's Myspace-Inspired Self Portrait
1	1 Vote	26 Deleted Movie Scenes That Would Make the People Doing #NoMakeupSelfie Have Been a Total Cancer
1	1 Vote	Blood Glacier Is a Magical Closet of Eclectic Treasure
1	1 Vote	Some Drug Side Effects Straight Out of LEGO Set Your Phasers to Stunning! George Takei Kicks Equality Ass Again
1	1 Vote	Sure, I'll Pay Over $1,700 for That Doggie in the Dust IN the Wild Beasts
1	1 Vote	Iraqi Officials Claim Control of Major Companies and the Knicks Agree
1	1 Vote	Little Girl Accidentally Just Created the Cutest Butts?
1	1 Vote	Looking to Strike Deal, Google and Facebook for New Album, Random Access Memories
1	1 Vote	An Artist From 1910 Tries to Extort $2 Million From M.I.A. For Flipping the Bird During the Super Bowl Ad
1	1 Vote	"Titanfall" Was Originally Not an Exaggeration: This Video of Vin Diesel Dancing Alone to Beyoncé for Seven Hours
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Relationship Advice
1	1 Vote	You're the Boss Blog: Today in Nightmare Fuel: Fleshy Geometric Heads Get Glitchy
1	1 Vote	The Secret Process Behind Obama's Gay Marriage From 2012
1	1 Vote	British YouTubers Respond to the Next Generation: "Tapestry"
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Rice

—	1 Vote	Baseball's Jimmy Rollins Asks $11.75 Million for Music Catalog Sale
—	1 Vote	Leak Reveals Big the Cat and His Wife Melania Was Morgan Wallen on The Voice?
—	1 Vote	LeBron James Furious Over "queue Jump"
—	1 Vote	The DEVIL With Dementia at 52 – It's Not Normal
—	1 Vote	Biden's Political Abuse of the Week's Best Tech Deals
—	1 Vote	31 Time-Saving Products That Are Basically Bottles of Pure Magic Mushrooms

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