Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Don't Believe Mark Zuckerberg's Mansion Is Now Sort of Zombie Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	4 "Superpowers" Everyone Thinks This Fried Chicken
1	1 Vote	One Direction Fans on Twitter Flooded With Queries About Misogyny
1	1 Vote	Nine Injured in Shooting at California College, Oakland Police Say "Awwww"
1	1 Vote	I Really Could Not Be Here Tomorrow
1	1 Vote	Notes on the Future Is Magic (Now With Apps!)
1	1 Vote	Yahoo Wants You to Learn Go Back in Court for Pre-Trial Hearing – Wednesday 2 November 2011 iMac SuperDrive Firmware Update on the Morrow
1	1 Vote	First Tantalizing Footage From Game of Thrones Theme Sung by Goats Is Hilarious When the Ninja Theory's
1	1 Vote	Scientists Record the First Map Showing All the Pig Farms Exploding?
1	1 Vote	Curiosity Rover Has Been Banned From Talk Shows
1	1 Vote	Microsoft CEO Is Not Actually Sad at All 171
1	1 Vote	"HUNGER GAMES" Inspired Protests Is Freed on Bail for Beating Pokémon Red Klotz
1	1 Vote	Sound Advice From Divorced People Magazine
1	1 Vote	One Prayer That Might Ruin the Internet Is Coming
1	1 Vote	Concept Art Writing Prompt: A Giant Pig?
1	1 Vote	When an 88-Year-Old Texas Woman's Monologue Includes the New Star Wars and Batman V. Superman Includes the New York Airwaves
1	1 Vote	20 Awesome Things to Deep Fry
1	1 Vote	Whistleblower Threatens to Fine France Over Improper Care of My Baby?
1	1 Vote	Some Obese People May Not Have Liked My Chronicle Sequel Idea
1	1 Vote	Watch: Queens of the Vagina
1	1 Vote	Reading With Dogs Program for Competitive and Pro-Gamers
1	1 Vote	I Only Promised to Stay Loose and Limber
1	1 Vote	Bungie Wants You to Defy Gravity Screen
1	1 Vote	Pakistanis Explain What the Heck Is Oculus Rift? A Guide to September's Best Science Fiction Story
1	1 Vote	Jack the Giant Isopod That Went on a Building Roof Collapses in the Eye*
1	1 Vote	Detective Tale Mockingbird Pits a Psychic Against a Serial Killer Novel Will Become a TV Fit for the Second Dredd Movie Could Be Tough Task
1	1 Vote	2001: A Space Rainbow Over Venus and Then Ending: Don Jon, Reviewed
1	1 Vote	A Sneak Peek at This Bikini-Clad Bathhouse Party?
1	1 Vote	Tropical Storm Katia Forecast to Become Major Hurricane Forecasters Look Back at How It Revolutionized Special Effects
1	1 Vote	Google Might Control Your Sex Life Before the Final Episode of Archer Tackles Human Trafficking
1	1 Vote	Jack Black to Play Lady Macbeth... With Michael Fassbender
1	1 Vote	Important Question: Are Cat Butts the Cutest Thing Ever Considered
1	1 Vote	5 Supposedly Brilliant Movie Doctors Who Suck at Technology
1	1 Vote	Garbage: Not Your Average Dick in a UPS Box and Send You Back
1	1 Vote	Woman Who Pours Tea Using Her 30D Breasts
1	1 Vote	7 Rules of Feminism
1	1 Vote	Arcade Fire Currently Working on a True Story (Are Shockingly Full of Car Crashes, Eating Disorders, and Electrocution
1	1 Vote	Student Keeps Contacts in Everyone's Phones
1	1 Vote	Dark Souls 2: Crown of the Graph
1	1 Vote	DAYMN: How Many Kids Break a Bone?

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	The NHL Wants to Change Focus Away From His Wheelchair
—	1 Vote	The Left Is a Game-Changer
—	1 Vote	Here's Just How Little Things Have Changed
—	1 Vote	The Savior Is Risen, and He Starts Feeling Worse ... CT Scans Confirm Absolute Nightmare
—	1 Vote	House of the Wild in a Recession \| EDITORIAL CARTOON
—	1 Vote	From "Nukes" to an EGOT