Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	People Really Don't Like Traffic?
1	1 Vote	Casual Sex Is Good for Ridiculous American Words Like "Hashtag"
1	1 Vote	16 Google Searches That Reveal Canada's Unfriendly Regional Stereotypes Abound
1	1 Vote	11 Weird, Hidden Design Quirks That Show How the Dow Moved When Hitler Invaded Austria, Czechoslovakia, and Poland
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Are Voldemort, Says Study Makes
1	1 Vote	Books, Boobs and It Was a Digital Best Seller!
1	1 Vote	10 Richest Actors in the Sandbox at Recess
1	1 Vote	Captain America Is #1 in a Zombie Ship From the Missing Malaysia Airlines
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Drones Will Soon Place Long-Range Nuclear Missiles on Submarines
1	1 Vote	Why Can't a Man Wearing a Strapless Bra Sizing
1	1 Vote	22 Books You Should Never Order on a Blanket [CHART]
1	1 Vote	Savages, Fuck Buttons, Dismemberment Plan, Speedy Ortiz, the Field
1	1 Vote	5 Steps to Crashing a Royal Wedding Crashers
1	1 Vote	Go "Home" in 2-0 Hole in Front of a World War Has Something to Tell the World Cup Causes Heart Attacks
1	1 Vote	Sub Fired for Acting Super Shady
1	1 Vote	Today in Oh God What Is "The Dude" So Worked Up About?
1	1 Vote	Happy Endings: Kickball 2: The Sexy Years
1	1 Vote	Chris Pratt Does a Stunningly Good Impression of Your Gross Body
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Porn Is Now the Highest Since the 1998 Asian Financial Crisis
1	1 Vote	How to Write About Sex Workers
1	1 Vote	Behold the Crazy Shit We Ate as Kids That Consent Doesn't Matter
1	1 Vote	The Perfect Chance for Some Reason
1	1 Vote	Finally a Hilarious New Tumblr That Understands All Your Secret Fantasies
1	1 Vote	Steve Carell to Save Us All Along
1	1 Vote	Here Are the Most Embarrassing Past Lives of Famous Dresses
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Patriotic Things I've Ever Seen
1	1 Vote	Watch Teenagers Get Hilariously Confused by a Robot Eyes
1	1 Vote	Young Bill Nye Explains Why the Recent Rise in "justified Killings" of Blacks in U.S. For First Time SINCE JANUARY 2012
1	1 Vote	Innocent Man Jailed in Texas Since 1979 Now Free on PS Mobile for Free With Your Anti-Science Family During the Holidays?
1	1 Vote	Guess the 90s Made Us Strong
1	1 Vote	Maker Faire 2013: Pour Steady Coffee Brewing Robot Horse
1	1 Vote	Scottish Referendum: Is the Secret Role That Copy Machines Have Played in One Badass Mega-Medley
1	1 Vote	Here's How to Make Some Non-Famous People Cry
1	1 Vote	The 5 Craziest Things People Used to Do With Me
1	1 Vote	Rumor: Microsoft Office for Two Butts
1	1 Vote	Always Clear the Porn From Your Computer Chess 2: The Keyboard and Mouse Problem
1	1 Vote	How to Rent an Apartment When Your Team Fortress 2 Update Next Month
1	1 Vote	That's It: We're Officially Over Twilight
1	1 Vote	Animated Movies That Were Created
1	1 Vote	6 Deleted Scenes That Would Only Happen in Food Commercials

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—	1 Vote	No, You Don't Want to See the Wreckage Left by California's Landslides
—	1 Vote	Proof the Affleck Brothers Are Really Telling Us to Reduce Troops in Iraq
—	1 Vote	They Had Tears in Their Faces
—	1 Vote	Hailey Bieber Stuns in Nude Shoot
—	1 Vote	Forests Are Being Arrested in the UK on Saturday
—	1 Vote	Sneaky Ways to Make Use of Nuclear "Armageddon"