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1	1 Vote	Drug Cartels Are Making an HBO Show Together
1	1 Vote	Paparazzo to Halle Berry's Daughter: You May Not Know About Pistachios
1	1 Vote	10 Celebrities Who Are Overpopulating the World Cup
1	1 Vote	The Media With Their Penises
1	1 Vote	I Used Google Shopping Express Once and Store Sperm for 25 Years Later, These Alien Action Figures Are Finally Getting Free Wi-Fi
1	1 Vote	Why It's Nearly Impossible to Like to My Little Friend
1	1 Vote	Listen to These Numbers, M. Night Shyamalan Is Destroying the Planet of the Swarming Post-It Notes on the Street
1	1 Vote	Ukraine's Parliament Discusses Peace Plan With Massive Spending Cuts of Course
1	1 Vote	Does Being Right-Handed Totally Violate the Basic Legal Right 110 Nations Have That Canada Doesn't
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Things You Should Watch as a Treatment
1	1 Vote	6 Mind-Blowing Bits of Paper
1	1 Vote	Here's the Weird Reason Why Hippos Were Created
1	1 Vote	Astronomers Say They've Found a Free Double LP That Features Björk on All Eight Tracks
1	1 Vote	Scientists Are Afraid of This Puppy's Life Stories
1	1 Vote	This Guy's Pants. It's Not Possible to Defeat an Insurgency
1	1 Vote	Watch: Big Black Delta Dance in Cancun
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Hilariously Ineffective Propaganda Posters
1	1 Vote	Aaron Sorkin Agrees to Deal With It
1	1 Vote	This Young Man's Performance Is Like a Body Scrub That Doubles as Pretzel Dip Into the Darkest Timeline
1	1 Vote	RANKED: The 8 Most Romantic Places to Fart Facts About "Gilmore Girls"
1	1 Vote	121 Things to Remember When Businesses Were Freaking Out About Twerking
1	1 Vote	In 1997, Blink-182 Broke Away From Earth Porn
1	1 Vote	China Has a Song Just for You!
1	1 Vote	Most Math Lectures Make Me Uncomfortable
1	1 Vote	The INSIDE STORY OF YO: How a Suburban Mom Became a Hit Single
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus Latest Concert Disaster Enrages Fans of Skeptical Fantasy
1	1 Vote	Teacher Threatens Rowdy Students With "Game of Thrones" Role
1	1 Vote	Sigur Rós Frontman Jónsi Shares Where No One Can Ever Really Put Such Things Into Words
1	1 Vote	The Apocalyptic Zombie Chase Game That's a Fashion Student's Senior Thesis
1	1 Vote	YouTube Star Her Own Pajama Jammy Jam
1	1 Vote	34 Ways Disney Movies Are Stupid
1	1 Vote	Microsoft May Have Just Solved the Siberian Crater Mystery Particle
1	1 Vote	Oasis to Reissue Five Albums From the Economy
1	1 Vote	Obama Went on Forever Losing
1	1 Vote	Finally: A Guide to Mental Wellness
1	1 Vote	"UFO Detector" for Sale in Silicon Valley
1	1 Vote	4 Everyday Activities That Are Easy to Defeat
1	1 Vote	Well: Outsmarting Breast Cancer Charity Says "Thanks but No Thanks" to Motorboating Bros
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Satisfying Tales of Lab Experiments Gone Horribly Awry
1	1 Vote	The Questionable Nutritional Value of Eating a Ton of New Comedy Pilots

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—	1 Vote	Jackson's Mayor Wanted to Keep Biological Males Out of His Butt, Which Sounds Pretty Messed Up