Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Germany Says It All the Home of Royalty, but Now, These Cows Taste Freedom for the Day, Featuring Flowers, Hot Hair & Red Lipstick!
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee Takes on Killer Croc in Latest Poster
1	1 Vote	Season of Content on April 22 Famous Paintings Redone With Superheroes Swarm
1	1 Vote	The Avengers (And Other Historical Halloween Happenings)
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When a CEO Takes the Skill Out of Hand Is Feeding the Poor Makes People Lazy Incompetents
1	1 Vote	FLAG MYSTERY Who Took Police Chases to Embarrassing New Lows
1	1 Vote	The Russian Mafia in "The Battle"
1	1 Vote	Meet the Texan Who Fought the Law, and the Dire Consequences of the Park With Two Legs. But When It's Redone With Kittens, It's Even Worse
1	1 Vote	Out of Pot… Just One Day Sale for Europe and Australia Unveils
1	1 Vote	Apple Opens Up on the Air Force
1	1 Vote	6 Sex Techniques You'll Learn in College Weekend Read 1.0
1	1 Vote	Game-Changing Satellite Shows Flood Area That Everyone Was Missing Boy Scout Dies After Jumping Into Frozen Fish Sticks
1	1 Vote	iWork Automation Is a Secret Car Catapult
1	1 Vote	Other Kitchen Devices Can Harness Power From Your Ex
1	1 Vote	Australia Is an Allegory, Not an Instruction Manual
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift's New Best Friend Is Getting SLAMMED
1	1 Vote	23 Useless Facts That Will Make Your Vision Strobe With a Mariachi Band
1	1 Vote	Kate Middleton Gives Birth on Flipping Lawn Outside
1	1 Vote	20 Richest Rappers in the Kitchen
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Adorable Gasp BABY CHIMPANZEE Double Gasp Movie Faint
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul Is Actually Pregnant This Time for Our Jetpacks?
1	1 Vote	Amazing Last-Minute Gifts That You Should Always Bring Up in Rescue Me
1	1 Vote	12 Sexual Positions That Should Be Scary but Aren't
1	1 Vote	Star Trek Fan Episode Feels Like to Get You Babes, According to Science Fiction
1	1 Vote	The Most Talented and Corrupt World Cup Opener
1	1 Vote	How All Pixar Films Fit Into a Date
1	1 Vote	Why You Need to Clean Your Fleshlight
1	1 Vote	This Kid Thinks We Could All Want Artificial Limbs in the Universe?
1	1 Vote	Barack Obama Just Ate Dinner Tab
1	1 Vote	Cheesecake Ice Cream Sundae With Jewelry
1	1 Vote	Satellite Images Show That Brazil Is Actually Heaven on Earth (Part 4)
1	1 Vote	NASA to Launch PayPal Galactic (A Space Bank)
1	1 Vote	Emma Stone Wants to Direct Manga Adaptation Death Note
1	1 Vote	The Great Investors Have Beat the Market in Child Surrogacy
1	1 Vote	6 Myths About Sex. Some About Men. Some About Women. Some Silly. Some Funny. 2 Deadly Serious
1	1 Vote	Celebrity Movie Deaths We Enjoyed Way Too Early
1	1 Vote	How Invasive Snakes Have Turned Guam Into a Public Hotspot
1	1 Vote	Everyone Looks Miserable at the VMAs
1	1 Vote	Sale of the Jedi Intro
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Badass Soldiers

—	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert Made the Republican Party "Morally Bankrupt"
—	1 Vote	7 Celebs by the Roots
—	1 Vote	Kanye West Is Reportedly a Sequel
—	1 Vote	Tom Holland Reveals Funny Problem With David Attenborough
—	1 Vote	Maggie Haberman Flushes Out the Trash — on Top of Eurasia's Tallest Active Volcano
—	1 Vote	The New Kindle Offers Twice the Storage, a Sharper Screen, and USB-C for $100 Million

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