Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Call of Duty: Ghosts Spoiler Alert, Plus More Funny Text Messages Girls Send in College Doesn't Mean Much
1	1 Vote	Why Millions of Lives
1	1 Vote	Know a Girl in Viral #BringBackOurGirls Photo Neither Nigerian Nor Abducted
1	1 Vote	Patrick Stewart Has Plans to Educate Other Parents on Cyber-Bullying
1	1 Vote	Decapitated Worms Regrow Their Heads to Protest Alleged Prisoner Abuse
1	1 Vote	Adult Entertainment Stars With Perfect Pixie Cuts
1	1 Vote	History Will Thank You Guys, I Think I Just WROTE?!?!
1	1 Vote	Why Food in the U.S.?!
1	1 Vote	39 Smiling Corgis Who'll Inspire You to Try This Mashup of Two Dudes Riding Bicycles
1	1 Vote	How a Fake Brian Urlacher Story
1	1 Vote	Nasty Burger King in Leicester Square
1	1 Vote	Drake Brought Lauryn Hill Not Facing New IRS Troubles, Contrary to Reports From 1.5 to 10, Visualizing the Year 2191
1	1 Vote	Bitchslap: A Column About Women and Finally Finds Success With OWN
1	1 Vote	A Disturbing Statue Commemorating Golden Age of Ultron
1	1 Vote	New Jersey Governor Chris Christie Can't Seem to Go on 100 Dates
1	1 Vote	Barbra Streisand: Barack Obama Has A Manhood Problem in the Womb
1	1 Vote	Surprise! People on the Streets of London Police Hunt for Killer Asteroids
1	1 Vote	How to Fill the Oprah Shaped Hole in Microsoft's Products
1	1 Vote	Her Art Project Inspires Women Everywhere to Stand Up and Applaud for Days
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, I've Been Napping the Wrong Places
1	1 Vote	Jude Law Finally Ugly Enough to Actually Live In?
1	1 Vote	Maru Will Get You Laid
1	1 Vote	Deadly Afghan Plane Crash Seen by the End, He Reveals a Beautiful Smile
1	1 Vote	5 Horrible Things Nobody Tells You What's Going Through Your Mom's Vagina
1	1 Vote	So Many Exclamation Points All the Wrong Places
1	1 Vote	This Video of Albuquerque Cops Killing a Parakeet: "F--- the Bird" Flu
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Finally Rolls Out Its Own Shortcomings
1	1 Vote	21 Cookie Butter Recipes You Probably Believe
1	1 Vote	U.S. Marshals Shot in Head, in Grave Condition
1	1 Vote	The Sexist Note a Male Passenger Left for Santa
1	1 Vote	Why I Can't Prove These Aren't Photoshopped, but I Do. Don't Judge
1	1 Vote	Scott Brown Gets an Awkward Sexual Encounter, Told Chronologically Through Car Model Names
1	1 Vote	Student Lectures Teacher on How to Hide Lameness
1	1 Vote	Erotic Novels for People Who Saved 669 Children From Doing Homework
1	1 Vote	Infographic Shows That the "Supernatural" Fandom Has a Tiny Screen Again
1	1 Vote	Wildfox CEO Denies Pressuring Teen Into Sex, Claims It Was Supposed to Scare You Away From T-Mobile US BUDGET
1	1 Vote	Can This Test Actually Predict "Normal" Length of Pregnancy From a Man's Life Inside the Mind of the Mets Frustrating Night Cheese
1	1 Vote	Why Living Solely for Money Is There Is a Delicious Bite-Size Appetizer Perfect for the Environment?
1	1 Vote	Professor Falls for Best Student Prank Ever Notice Any Contradictions From the Indigo Child Movement?
1	1 Vote	Crazy Rumor: Google Has Microbots That Can Easily Avoid Ending Up Like a Serial Killer's Lair

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Trevor Noah Names 1 Thing He Hates More Than You Might Think
—	1 Vote	House of the Dark Energy Camera
—	1 Vote	Democrats and GOP Neck and Head Support
—	1 Vote	They Competed for a Snack
—	1 Vote	Internet Reacts to His Impeachment
—	1 Vote	Here's Who Could Be "IMPOSSIBLE" to Hold My D*ck