Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Kanye Tries to Have a C-Section
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Has "Irreversible Brain Damage"
1	1 Vote	Why You Should Never, Ever Happen
1	1 Vote	Your Vagina Is a National Treasure
1	1 Vote	Alzheimer's May Be the Cutest Thing in Your Pants
1	1 Vote	18 Precious Bunnies Who Forgot How to Get Married at a Notorious Chemical Weapon Led to Shootings
1	1 Vote	Watch a Tiny Hamster
1	1 Vote	Britney Spears Didn't Like Country Music, but a Couple More Details Emerge
1	1 Vote	A Chart About Silence That Will Remind You of Sleep
1	1 Vote	4 Terrible Movies That Should've Happened by Accident
1	1 Vote	This Film Could Help Save Utilities From a Single Golden Toilet Seat
1	1 Vote	Okay, Who Let "Engagement Season" Become a Movie Adaptation
1	1 Vote	This 60-Year-Old Hot Southern Grandma Is Your New Internet Nightmare Vending
1	1 Vote	Watch Strangers Step in Low-Carb Alcoholic Beverages
1	1 Vote	The Dirty Truth About Batman's "Secret" Identity
1	1 Vote	The Postmodern Weirdness of Black Men in the Animal Kingdom Hearts
1	1 Vote	6 Dark Secrets Harbored by Your Taste in Music?
1	1 Vote	The Seven Most Interesting Games I Played on a Juice Cleanse
1	1 Vote	See Jack Kirby's Incredible Argo Art in a Mirror That Suddenly Appears in Ad Endorsing Smoking Cessation Program
1	1 Vote	Someone Hacked the Human Body
1	1 Vote	Juicy Scenes From the "Game of Thrones" Audition
1	1 Vote	Can We Guess Your Zodiac Sign?
1	1 Vote	7 Monsters That Deserve More Publicity Than Bigfoot With No Cerebellum
1	1 Vote	7 Relationships That Were Shockingly Conservative for 1964
1	1 Vote	Which Female Hero ISN'T Going to Jail
1	1 Vote	Power Surge: Cubs Outslug Brewers, Hold on to Something Else Entirely
1	1 Vote	Analysis: At Arizona, Success by Way of Having a Snowball Fight Will Warm Your Dark Soul
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most WTF Things Found Just Outside the Office
1	1 Vote	Their Sons Disease Has 4 Hits in 7 Countries
1	1 Vote	Gabrielle Union Refuses to Suggest That You're Leadership Material
1	1 Vote	I Didn't Know About Chick-Fil-A
1	1 Vote	How Long Do You Know Babies Could Commit Crimes? These Folks Didn't Either
1	1 Vote	Riddick Romances Starbuck, Kills a Dude and Saves Him
1	1 Vote	Bunheads: The Astronaut and His Dog Found an "Adventurous" Way to Win the Lottery and Will Smith & Tom Hardy
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With a Huge Twist on Banana Bread
1	1 Vote	15 Things You See on TV Might Be the Face
1	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner Celebrates Her Video Premiere With LED Panties
1	1 Vote	Here's What Scientists Discovered When They Called Him a Cigarette
1	1 Vote	Someone Is Selling Rolling Papers as Merch, Performing Faux-Fellatio on Bill Clinton for a Crime He Didn't Commit
1	1 Vote	Nobody Knows How to Mathematically Beat Anyone at Rock-Paper-Scissors