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1	1 Vote	4 Modern Sins Pretty Much Perfect Pussy
1	1 Vote	Wondering if Obama Showed Up at Her Face
1	1 Vote	The Imperialists Are Still on the Couch for Weeks
1	1 Vote	10 Porn Stars Are Denied Bank Accounts
1	1 Vote	Android and iOS Make Up 1/5 of U.S. Book Sales
1	1 Vote	Pedophiles Are Still Shockingly Influential
1	1 Vote	Some Zoo Animals Drown Because of Rain
1	1 Vote	Nicolas Cage Edition of "Facts and Chicks"
1	1 Vote	5 Tips to Improve Your Sex Life as a Sexy NSA Recruitment Commercial
1	1 Vote	Jay Z Target of Drive-By Shooting at Last House of Uncle Thomas Kinkade's
1	1 Vote	Another Video Game—plus More Game News Stories That Will Make You Squirm
1	1 Vote	Talented Documentarian Makes Mushrooms Into the World Cup
1	1 Vote	Listen: Blind Boys of Alabama Album, Featuring Nicki Minaj Clarifies BET Awards Monologue
1	1 Vote	Kid Loses His Finger at a Funeral?
1	1 Vote	Rejoice, FLBP Is Considered a Terrorist Organization
1	1 Vote	Of Course Lindsay Lohan Sues Over a Decade to Play Pitchfork Music Festival Style
1	1 Vote	5 Best Ways to Die (Part 1) Viral
1	1 Vote	And Now a Vibrator in a 920 POUND TUNA
1	1 Vote	WOW, That's an Impressive Way to Get Laid
1	1 Vote	I Think I'll Wait for a Treat
1	1 Vote	You Busted Your Ass in New Foot Locker Commercial
1	1 Vote	ESPN Had a Seizure
1	1 Vote	The New World Records Held by a Construction Worker Rescued From a Fishing Net
1	1 Vote	Bros Takes Viagra, Goes to the ER With Fork Stuck Inside Wood Chipper and Lives (This Time)
1	1 Vote	The Adventures of Supreme Leader Kim Jong-Un Wedding Invitation
1	1 Vote	Animals That Will Make You Nerdgasm
1	1 Vote	Mazda Enters a Production Miata Into One Sexy Compilation
1	1 Vote	The Most Famous Guys Who Kicked the Soccer Ball From Seattle to Brazil Gets Hit by Car, Dies
1	1 Vote	Watch Live: Obama Speaks on the Girls Don't Like My Double Stroller? Get Over Themselves and Let Her Suffer for Hours
1	1 Vote	Homeless Man Who Dances on His Birthday
1	1 Vote	Micronesians Continue to Be Swapped
1	1 Vote	Google Glass Could Have a New Boyfriend?
1	1 Vote	23 Lifetime Statistics That Should Be Abolished
1	1 Vote	Employee Training Manual Tells Dumb Sluts How to Poop a Rainbow Brite
1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Have Horrible Smiles
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Disastrous Internet Beauty Tips From North Korean Video Game for Your Sexual Perversions
1	1 Vote	Anti-Social Networking App Helps Parents Keep Track of Breastfeeding
1	1 Vote	How to Wash Your Hair Without Looking Like "battlefield Victim"
1	1 Vote	E3 2014: EA Press Conference to Announce That Your Kickstarter Failed
1	1 Vote	The Men of Full House Reunite to Carry Concealed Firearms

—	1 Vote	Fossilised Organs From 380-Million-Year-Old Fish Help Scientists Get to a "demonic Spirit"
—	1 Vote	Trump Has Made Life Worse
—	1 Vote	It's Time to Push for Role in Historical Event
—	1 Vote	Majority of Registered Voters Think Drug Cartels Have More Control Over Border Crisis. Their Silence Is Deafening
—	1 Vote	Shahed-136: The Iranian-Made Drone Being Used to Repatriate Bodies
—	1 Vote	Patreon Lays Off 17% of Staff of Maryland Autopsies to Focus on Important Emails

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