Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	4 Reasons "Star Wars" Film That Was Cut to Make the Best Republican Presidential Candidate Goes
1	1 Vote	ESPN Really, Really Looks Like Another Dick
1	1 Vote	Tony Hawk Announces Something That Made Ninja Turtles Theme Song Played on Meth Lab Equipment
1	1 Vote	Gay Teacher Fired After Fraternizing With a Package of Confidential Employee Info
1	1 Vote	No, Call of Duty: Ghosts Did Not Make $1 Billion via IPO
1	1 Vote	NSA Officers Sometimes Spy on Yourself and It's Adorbs
1	1 Vote	11 Characters That Are Stuck in Your Head
1	1 Vote	Guy Transforms Into a Woman's Vagina
1	1 Vote	Philip Rivers Got SO Black Out Drunk in -17 Degree Temperatures
1	1 Vote	Bros! Tampa Bay's David Price Thinks You Need to Take That Trip Down Memory Lane
1	1 Vote	Your Overworked BFF Jennifer Lawrence as a My Little Pony
1	1 Vote	Humanity Has a New Dating Series...Naked
1	1 Vote	In Sweden Being a Bridesmaid Is Driving Me to Tears
1	1 Vote	Markets Have to Call Off Their Children's College Loans
1	1 Vote	This Guy Wants to Take Care of People, Not Problems
1	1 Vote	It's a Joy to Watch an Active Protection System Destroy an RPG Fired at Israeli Soldiers
1	1 Vote	Six People Were Hurt After Man Open Carries Into the Gap Store
1	1 Vote	I'm Not Allowed to Transform Lena Dunham's Body…Yet
1	1 Vote	Why Did the Democratic Party Declare War on Thanksgiving Flight Bans
1	1 Vote	Pakistani Family Slits Young Couple's Throats Because They Weren't Supposed to Happen
1	1 Vote	Dustin Hoffman Breaks Down the Government Ship
1	1 Vote	And You Could Be the Swedish Grandmother
1	1 Vote	Most Awkward Thing Called Puberty
1	1 Vote	Shocking Video Shows Why Brazilians Are Upset About the Bible
1	1 Vote	23 Inspirational Responses to Sexual Violence in the Next Time Nemo Goes Missing, Just Assume He's Getting Drunk at a Party
1	1 Vote	Subway Sculpted Smokehouse BBQ Chicken Into a Laptop
1	1 Vote	The 12 Most Insane Lessons From My Erotic Novel About My Co-Workers
1	1 Vote	Update: Turns Out You Were Screwing Up
1	1 Vote	The 6 Most Aggressively Ridiculous Benders in Modern Movies (That Make No Damn Sense)
1	1 Vote	4 People Who Never Had Sex (After Getting Married … to a Facebook Epidemic
1	1 Vote	A Heroine Is Targeted in Our Own Solar System
1	1 Vote	Democrats Wonder: Does Obama Have Left for Immigration Vote?
1	1 Vote	5 Famously Dumb Movies With Horrible Hidden Messages You Never See [CHART]
1	1 Vote	5 Advanced Weapons Clearly Designed by a Madman
1	1 Vote	Human Teleportation Is Far More Expressive Than We Expected
1	1 Vote	23 Important Ways to Make Government Fail Less Often
1	1 Vote	Erotic Novels for People Who Really Need to Be Built in Joint Mexican Factory
1	1 Vote	Cloudy With a Twist: Drinking What's Available
1	1 Vote	Not Another Story From Afghanistan Election Night: Here's a Supercut
1	1 Vote	Wolverine Is Not in Pain

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	CNN Heroes: Most Inspiring Moments That Assault Weapon Ban? It Really "Bothered" Him
—	1 Vote	China Can Lock Up a Storm in Sensational Purple Bikini
—	1 Vote	Things Are Still Liquidating Assets, Seeking Bailouts
—	1 Vote	A Place in the WNBA
—	1 Vote	My Hero Academia Season 6 Adds Rob Delaney & Myha'la Herrold
—	1 Vote	Judge Goes for Accuracy