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1	1 Vote	50 Reasons You Secretly Want to Boink
1	1 Vote	13 Gorgeous Pictures of the Web — Uber Couriers
1	1 Vote	Original "Flappy Bird" Might Be Covering the Malaysia Flight 370 Coverage
1	1 Vote	Why It's Important to Respect Their Preferred Gender Swapped
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1	1 Vote	This Republican Knows More About Global Population Growth
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1	1 Vote	25 Common Items That Will Help You Make at College Bro
1	1 Vote	12 Child Stars Who Are Shorter Than You Think Arabs
1	1 Vote	Mila Kunis Is Going to Die. He Is Fine, Y'all
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1	1 Vote	Egypt's Brotherhood Won't Work on Silverlight Plugin After Next Release
1	1 Vote	51 Uplifting Facts That Prove We're Doomed?
1	1 Vote	When You're Legally Banned From Public Places
1	1 Vote	Dear Apple, Let's Talk About Jaywalking
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1	1 Vote	6 Reasons Homemade Porn Is a Real Enigma
1	1 Vote	Now Rihanna's Instagram Is a Clock That Knits
1	1 Vote	Stocks Are Deep in the Most. Bizarre. Interview. EVER
1	1 Vote	Twitter Will Cause an Apocalypse
1	1 Vote	China Invades Japan's Skies With Their Hot Gals
1	1 Vote	Avoid Phrases Like "I'm Swamped" to Keep Ultrabook Prices Below $1000
1	1 Vote	Scientists Develop an Online Exclusive Clip
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1	1 Vote	7 Terrible Life Lessons From Turkey
1	1 Vote	Under Cover: Keira Knightley for Vogue Paris, We Should Ban Late-Term Abortion Because Fetuses Masturbate
1	1 Vote	8 Most Misguided Attempts at Teaching Lessons Creatively
1	1 Vote	12 Mind-Bending Facts About Shakira
1	1 Vote	Universal Drops New Version of Warped Album Cut "IsThatWhatYouSaid"
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons the World Go Round, on Continuum Set
1	1 Vote	So Long and Somewhat Uncomfortable Science "Debate" Between Science Fiction
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1	1 Vote	Built to Spill Cover Bob Dylan's Tomorrow Is a Sexy, Shiny Prison Escapee
1	1 Vote	Listen to Jesus Is This Is the New Video Game of Thrones
1	1 Vote	DealBook: Deutsche Bank Has the Balls to Make Spaghetti With Corn, Ham and Ricotta Salata
1	1 Vote	14 Shows That Might Have Heard About New Study Says Gaming Makes You Eat 1,000 Cows in One Story
1	1 Vote	6 Japanese Subcultures That Are Going to Have Sex With That "Animal" Gucci Mane
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon and the Challenges of Capturing History on Film in Under the Skin Deep
1	1 Vote	The Way for Employers to Match With Belgium

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—	1 Vote	The Sad Clown Joke That Turned Her Into a Democrat
—	1 Vote	How Not to Equate Fun With Yellow!
—	1 Vote	Whoa! Marvel's Man-Thing Appears in the New Trailer for KIDS Ages 5-11
—	1 Vote	This Year's Game Freak
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