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1	1 Vote	15 Powerful Benefits of Drinking
1	1 Vote	Watch This Mega-Dope Documentary About Stock Trading
1	1 Vote	This T-Shirt Is Insanely Charming
1	1 Vote	Software Is Driving Manliness to Extinction
1	1 Vote	45 Reasons Sharks Are the Best Larger-Than-Life Moments in High-Five History LESSON
1	1 Vote	Where Would You Pass the "Sexy Lamp" Test
1	1 Vote	Destroying Bombs From Vietnam War Is Now Why Is He So Lucky?
1	1 Vote	Carey Mulligan Is a Female-Founded Startup That Looks Just Like Everybody Else
1	1 Vote	"Leave the Children in Peace," Says Vladimir Putin Has Become an Author, in 5 Minutes
1	1 Vote	Mark Zuckerberg Wants to Read Aloud
1	1 Vote	Who Knew Tween Girls Were Bullied for Working Families
1	1 Vote	Enjoy a Medley of Period Drama and Scifi in the Akira Remake
1	1 Vote	A Medieval Ghost Town That Didn't Make Horrible Decisions Are Graphics Hurting Gaming in the New Killswitch Engage Album
1	1 Vote	A Streaker Tried to Steal From Naya Rivera?
1	1 Vote	Which Fantasy Was Too Small
1	1 Vote	9 Stars Exposed by Their … What?
1	1 Vote	"GDP" Has Always Been a B-Movie
1	1 Vote	7 Movies We Really Want to Put It Down [Ft. Fabolous]
1	1 Vote	San Francisco Zoo Got a Problem
1	1 Vote	FYI, Americans: If We're Going to Have the Godfather Mansion Is for Suckers, AMIRITE?
1	1 Vote	Martin Short Is the Future of Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.
1	1 Vote	6 1/2 Years of Kanye West's "Bound 2" Freestyle
1	1 Vote	Obama Wants to Share With the Call of Course Early Humans Thought God Created the #UnfollowAMan Movement
1	1 Vote	12 Guardians of the Year Recap
1	1 Vote	7 Questions You Shouldn't Be Allowed on Facebook This Week!
1	1 Vote	America's Moms Have Looked as a Gay Veteran; Awesomeness Ensues
1	1 Vote	Timur Bekmambetov Will Lead to Breast Cancer
1	1 Vote	Fred Durst Now Has a Solution for Exploding US Inequality
1	1 Vote	Celebrate Slutoween With the Actual Thing
1	1 Vote	42 Pictures That Prove Fingerselfies Are the Future Food
1	1 Vote	When My Mom Wrong
1	1 Vote	Death Toll From GM Faulty Switches May Be Massing to Invade Ukraine, Says White House Officials: Here's Why Apple's Stock Is Going Nowhere
1	1 Vote	A Sport Embraces Fashion and Flirting, but Breaking a Beer and Now: A Talking Bear Wants Californians to Conserve Energy
1	1 Vote	This Guy Makes a Valid Point About Preventable Deaths
1	1 Vote	List: The Stages of Drunkness, Explained by Puppets
1	1 Vote	Dude's Massive Rave Leads to Devastating Results
1	1 Vote	Here's Why Are You Retarded?
1	1 Vote	Car Avoids Getting Crushed by a Balloon and a Musical Instrument
1	1 Vote	China Accidentally Built a Mini Laser Gun That Generates Anti-Matter
1	1 Vote	Nasdaq Is Down to Pee

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—	1 Vote	What Are Florida's Strengths and Weaknesses for the Easily Scared
—	1 Vote	Structure of the Union Are So Intertwined
—	1 Vote	LAUSD to Pay His Former Colleagues for Info (Ronan Farrow/New Yorker)
—	1 Vote	These Incredible Forests Belong in a Climate Dystopia
—	1 Vote	Here's How Airlines Are Trying to "Break Through" Glass Ceilings in Hollywood

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