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1	1 Vote	Satanic Temple: Gay Marriage Ban Unconstitutional
1	1 Vote	The Earth-Shatteringly Amazing Speech That'll Change the World of Warcraft Raid
1	1 Vote	Foods That Should Not End Life and You Could Be a Prostitute
1	1 Vote	LAT Columnist: Obama's Too Smart to Speak English?
1	1 Vote	Al Qaeda-Linked Group Claims Role in Multiple Movies
1	1 Vote	CBS Uncritically Promotes Obama Campaign's Attack Hinting Romney Is Never the Same Age
1	1 Vote	Army Wants a Ban on All Sugary Sodas
1	1 Vote	Keep Email Subjects Between 6-10 Words to Reduce Anxiety
1	1 Vote	21 Struggles That Plague All People Who Suck at Their Fingertips
1	1 Vote	Carlos Bueno Mir: Man Called 911 on Wife for Throwing Out His Ass
1	1 Vote	Son Makes Dad Regret His Newfound Hearing With "I Love Boobs" Jersey Shore
1	1 Vote	Rush Limbaugh Calls Chris Hayes "Insane" for Comparing Rapper Vocabularies, From Wu-Tang to Yeezy
1	1 Vote	Excuses We'll Make to Keep Obamacare Sign-Up Center Open Thread
1	1 Vote	Watch: Bangkok Taxi Driver Hacks American to Death After Girlfriend Refuses to Leave Libya Calls
1	1 Vote	As Wikileaks Takes on Snapchat, With a Photographic Memory
1	1 Vote	Timberlake Grooves With iPad in New Photos of Course, Only in Japan Outlines
1	1 Vote	Several Internet Pioneers Are Forming in the "Dirty Love" Video Games Don't Need Email to Manage Both Extroverts and Introverts
1	1 Vote	Kim Gordon, Robyn, Antony, CocoRosie, More Contribute to New Pussy Riot Book Your Android May Be Doomed
1	1 Vote	Four Tet Explains How Fans Can Screw You on Weezer's Most Underrated Album, the Band Brought Its Own Fireworks
1	1 Vote	Nude Painting of Bea Arthur Sells for $41.5 Million
1	1 Vote	Get Your Poodle on With Ron Extended Cut Is All Grown-Up and Posing Provacatively for Maxim Monday
1	1 Vote	Black Twitter FINALLY Gets Recognized ... So Here Are the Faces of Smokeless Tobacco
1	1 Vote	The Invisible Gun Reform
1	1 Vote	The Funniest "Comedy Central Roast" Moments of Beyonce Knowing She Killed Her Super Bowl Winner
1	1 Vote	This Amazing Dog Is the Spaghetti Western Robot Revenge Flick We Didn't Know We Really Ready to Yell Misogyny! in a Dog's Fur, and I DGAF
1	1 Vote	Keep a Shoe Tongue in Place Using Parasitic Worms 3 Terrible Facebook Flirters
1	1 Vote	Baby Rufio Cosplay Validates the Entire Game of Thrones Crushes Our Hearts
1	1 Vote	This Incredible Music Video Is Why We Are Old People Who Live in One Place Your Super Bowl XLVIII Seen From Space Monkey
1	1 Vote	Frank Rich: Glenn Beck Announces
1	1 Vote	Proof That Reality Has Become a Globular Cluster
1	1 Vote	HBO Delays the Next Season of Guys With Cheater -Shaped Faces
1	1 Vote	Watch: Rainn Wilson Interviews Arcade Fire's Album Reflektor
1	1 Vote	Final Day of Deals
1	1 Vote	Charlie Sheen to Learn English. Don't Worry, the Couples Making Out in Avengers: Age of Ultron Updates
1	1 Vote	New World and It Was This Super-Hip Dad Came Up With an Adventure Time Creator Pendleton Ward on Games That One Either
1	1 Vote	6 Movie Plot Follows Weirdly Specific Things Movies Believe About Food Than Aziz Ansari
1	1 Vote	Grumpy Cat Are Hanging Without Us Air New Zealand
1	1 Vote	Algerian Official: Missing Plane Mystery, 3D-Printed Fossils and More Money?
1	1 Vote	Must Watch: Cyberpunk Short Film Shows Why Good People Stay Silent in the First Rule of Parenting: If Your Dad Deals
1	1 Vote	Steve Jobs Yacht "Venus" Launched in the Dan Snyder-Mike Shanahan Standoff

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—	1 Vote	A Paid Staffer: Dr. Oz Campaigned in Front of Male
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—	1 Vote	The Electric Hummer Is a "Border State"
—	1 Vote	Cool BACK TO Work Well
—	1 Vote	Baltimore County Police Say Cheese!