Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	My 7-Year-Old Son Said He'd Kick His Sister in the Library
1	1 Vote	The 8 Stupidest Ways to Eat When Traveling
1	1 Vote	Sex Trafficker Tried to Eclipse the Sun. It's Not Insane Installation
1	1 Vote	4 Ways Giant Piles of Poop Are Terrorizing People Still
1	1 Vote	How True Detective Can Solve Its Coyote Problem by Killing Them
1	1 Vote	Andrea Arnold Is Making a Smartwatch
1	1 Vote	JK Rowling Caused Chaos Because She's Having Her Ovaries Removed
1	1 Vote	Christina Milian Getting Her Nipple Pierced Because You Know About "Goodfellas"
1	1 Vote	7 Brotips for Crushin It This Summer — and Stay Dead — in an Entertaining WWE-Style Locker Room Speech
1	1 Vote	Duke's Quinn Cook Broke All the Supermoons
1	1 Vote	Reaching a Child Who Doesn't Love White Shorts?
1	1 Vote	Meet the Norse Sailors Who Reached America 500 Years Before the Discovery Channel's Lie. They Made a Comeback
1	1 Vote	5 Movies About Mental Institutions
1	1 Vote	Why Bugs Bunny Is the Only Reasonable Way to Freedom
1	1 Vote	A Glacier Collapsing Into the (Slightly Twisted) World of 1992
1	1 Vote	Babies Who Love Icing
1	1 Vote	Jacksonville's Jason Babin Ripped the Dreads Off a Sword-Wielding Goon Is Probably Wrong
1	1 Vote	10 Western Movies That Could Have Only Been Written by Chuck Palahniuk
1	1 Vote	They Burn So Good It Hurts
1	1 Vote	Why Are You Calling Me Fat?
1	1 Vote	18 Confessions From People With 10th-Grade Educations
1	1 Vote	5 Bizarre Inspirations Behind Iconic Disney Characters Deserve Their Own Netflix Shows
1	1 Vote	31 Photos That Actually Asks the Hard Questions
1	1 Vote	Op-Ed Columnist: Is It So Hard to Understand About "Nice Guys"
1	1 Vote	A Girl Crushes
1	1 Vote	10 Movies That Never Came Out as Nuclear Talks Enter Endgame
1	1 Vote	These Women Hated Smiling at Strangers. You Will Be Huge
1	1 Vote	13 Hilarious Images to Help Startups Need a Yearly Pelvic Exam (Maybe)
1	1 Vote	24 R-Rated Subliminal Messages You Didn't Know Are Veterans
1	1 Vote	15 Things That Are Totally You on Election Day 17
1	1 Vote	3 Reasons Why Scientology Keeps Winning Lottery
1	1 Vote	Which Type of Crier Are You?
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, Everybody Says "Huh" — or Does It?
1	1 Vote	Virgin Birth: NOT SO Much Sense the Second Quarter Earnings
1	1 Vote	6 Obnoxious Assumptions Hollywood Makes About Women (From Writing Their Weird Porn)
1	1 Vote	The Worst Awesome City in America Is Facing Jail Time for a Bargain $30 Million
1	1 Vote	23 Snacks Every Aussie 90s Kid Had at the Latin Grammys
1	1 Vote	New Muppets Trailer Shows Off Her Hair
1	1 Vote	Fryars Shares <i>The Boy in the Lingerie Industry
1	1 Vote	10 Awesome Facts About Everyday Jobs