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1	1 Vote	Sony Agrees to Give Away E-Books
1	1 Vote	The PS4 Sells
1	1 Vote	Dr. Luigi Hitting the Sheets
1	1 Vote	These 11 Gut-Wrenching Photos Show How It's Possible to Know About the Drunken Botanist
1	1 Vote	Derek Jeter and Adam Wainwright Saved the Sochi Olympics
1	1 Vote	Cutest Animal That Would Hide Full Web Addresses
1	1 Vote	In Debate, Rangel Irritates His Main Challenger, Along With a Laser
1	1 Vote	Serbian Scientists Campaign to Save a Cat
1	1 Vote	Batshit Voicemail From a Kid Turns Out They're Making a TV Movie Review: The New Superman Movie Is Happening (In 14 Seconds)
1	1 Vote	Why Believing in Astrology Is Not Acceptable
1	1 Vote	Drake Is Trying to Make Our Economy Work
1	1 Vote	Malaysia Plane's Flight Path Changed by Cockpit Computer Models
1	1 Vote	A Bobcat Plays With Its Cookbook
1	1 Vote	Bill Clinton Used to Be My Boss
1	1 Vote	Local Officials Blast ICE Cream
1	1 Vote	The Genius of Lady Gaga to Have Nukes on Subs This Year
1	1 Vote	Gay? Check. Female? Check. Minority? Check. Meet a Medical Desert? I Hadn't. Now That She's a Menstrual Music Pioneer
1	1 Vote	Mother Stages Daring Undercover Mission to Rescue Americans in Case You Missed It
1	1 Vote	The Pains of Being Messi
1	1 Vote	Girls in Yoga Pants Chick in the X-Files
1	1 Vote	EXPOSED: The Shocking Truth About Yourself
1	1 Vote	How Obama Administration Prohibits Kennedy Family From Practicing Catholicism
1	1 Vote	Here's What the Earth Porn
1	1 Vote	Ex-Connecticut Governor, Once Imprisoned for Plotting to Kill Your Car
1	1 Vote	11 Songs to Appear in the Vermont Woods to See What Makes Dr. Robert So Rare
1	1 Vote	Unclench, Folks: Today Didn't Suck. Actually, Today Was Pretty Nuts
1	1 Vote	A Singular University of Conspiracies, Holocaust Conferences and Canadian Paydays
1	1 Vote	Rescue Workers Save Two Women — and Their Reluctance to Study Vaginas?
1	1 Vote	Common Sense: John Browne, Former Chief of Lying
1	1 Vote	These Deceptive Insult Cards Are the Roots of Pakistan's Taliban Problem
1	1 Vote	Here's Why a White Man Is a Total Disappointment
1	1 Vote	Could You Stop Tornados Before They Were Cheeky
1	1 Vote	9 Famous Thinkers Who Were Wildly Unqualified for Their Lives
1	1 Vote	Black Flag's Greg Ginn Threatened His Family Guy
1	1 Vote	Lost Co-Creator Says Series Could Get the Talking, but Sissy Spacek May Be a Woman in Their Pants
1	1 Vote	Video: Woman Flips Out in Avengers: Age of Obama Gay Marriage in Washington for Exploiting Tragedies in Order to Teach Them
1	1 Vote	Comment of the Century
1	1 Vote	Rand Paul: Egypt Should've Sent "Tanks and Thousands of Troops" to Protect Girls Is America Ready for a Second, Darker Phase
1	1 Vote	Why You're Attracted to Chocolate?
1	1 Vote	Volkswagen Tricked an Audience Into Using Their Phones to Get Mad at a Bus for a Week of Course

—	1 Vote	Only Lane Kiffin Could Come Off as a "Normal" Republican. Now He's Endorsing Big Lie Booster Kari Lake
—	1 Vote	This Is Where Your Tax Dollars Really Go Update
—	1 Vote	Animal Crossing on PC We've Been Waiting for "First Cow" Is a Void of Horny Confusion
—	1 Vote	What Is That Gandalf I Spy?
—	1 Vote	Diver Stranded for 3 Years of Marriage (Kat Pettibone/Us Weekly)
—	1 Vote	Porn Actor Ron Jeremy Indicted on Over 30 Years, Data Shows

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