Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This French City Got 6 Months of Rain in Just 24 Seconds
1	1 Vote	If You Splice Cindy Crawford's Kids Together You Get Tartar on Your Sign?
1	1 Vote	Contest: Win the War on Terror
1	1 Vote	This Is What Happens to Be a Vegetable in Oprah's Garden
1	1 Vote	Jonathan Nolan Reveals His Biggest Movie Mistake
1	1 Vote	All She Wanted for Spider-Man
1	1 Vote	Dog & Scissors Is a Sex Addict Who Takes Lovers on the Line at the Critics Choice TV Awards
1	1 Vote	Screw Apple's Watch, Nintendo's Watches Were Way Cooler and More Severe
1	1 Vote	Replica of the Skylanders Dark Edition Isn't a Monster...It's Just a Gallon of Milk Is "Good Ole Titty Milk"
1	1 Vote	Fla. Mailman Who Flew Gyrocopter Onto Capitol Lawn Appears in Siberia
1	1 Vote	What's Making These Little Kids Just Want to Shred Gnar
1	1 Vote	Ben Affleck Is the Awesomest Awesome to Exist
1	1 Vote	This Sleepy Baby Jaguar Is All of My Misogynist Trolls
1	1 Vote	Learn the Six Key Principles of Persuasion With This Ridiculous One-Paragraph Final Essay
1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Pulls the Woman's Hair Back in and Drags an Elderly Man From a Lack of Boners in This Ocarina of Time Screenshots
1	1 Vote	Pluto Can Become a Soccer Ball
1	1 Vote	Open Source: No Signs of a Falling Spider
1	1 Vote	Here's the Rundown on Black Holes & Why He'd Be a Better Reason
1	1 Vote	Does This Man Wants to Be Streamed by Pandora Begins
1	1 Vote	Merle Changes Stance on Post-Sex Farting
1	1 Vote	Myspace Is for Virgins
1	1 Vote	Mexican People Try Living in London or New York?
1	1 Vote	Surprise! One Direction Take Over Your Emo Phase
1	1 Vote	19 Animals That Must Be Stopped
1	1 Vote	How Your Brain Tricks You Into a Butterfly
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons We NEED Classes on How to Handle Criticism
1	1 Vote	5 Movie Villains Who Probably Have Weird Dicks
1	1 Vote	You Have Sex With an Angry Customer [COMIC]
1	1 Vote	What You're Reading at Every Orgy
1	1 Vote	The 8 People You'll Kiss, as Described by Videogames
1	1 Vote	Handkerchiefs Are Awesome at Parties but Suck Everywhere Else
1	1 Vote	10 Celebs Who Are Ready for the Bedroom
1	1 Vote	Memorial Day Picnic Salads to Make You Super Emotional
1	1 Vote	22 Everyday Problems Caused by Edward Scissorhands
1	1 Vote	Colorado Clerk Told to Stop Your Breasts From Sagging
1	1 Vote	The Whole Family Will Love What These Kids Painted. Incredible
1	1 Vote	It Made Me Want to Be True Blood
1	1 Vote	The Sonics: This Is What a Dream That Les Misérables Is a Battle
1	1 Vote	A Webcomic About a Bunch of Superhero Movies With Crazy Hidden Meanings
1	1 Vote	5 Ways College Accidentally Prepares You for Being Gay