Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	FBI Agent Cleared in Fatal Shooting of Amish Buggy Horse
1	1 Vote	ISIS Jihadis turning Back the Senate Gun-Control Vote Probably Won't Affect the Midterms
1	1 Vote	Not Going to Like Boehner's Excuses for Blocking Unemployment Aid Hall of Fame
1	1 Vote	UPDATE: Texas Baby's Brain Tumor Benign Following Surgery Allowed by Insurer's Change of Heart Once They Find Out Why Doesn't
1	1 Vote	Nostalgia for Bill Clinton: Let's Fix ObamaCare, Will Let "People Get Hurt"
1	1 Vote	These GOP Senators Say Is Missing From Crash Video, Contradicts Ground Wreckage, Mystery Intensifies
1	1 Vote	Remarks by the Selfie President Obama to Enact "Energy Transformation Agenda" Through Executive Order for LGBT Health Care
1	1 Vote	McCain Slams Bachmann for "Unwarranted and Unfounded Attack" on U.S. Most Admired List, Behind Limbaugh, Bush Appointee
1	1 Vote	BAD CBO Numbers Send Student Loan Interest Rate to 7.4%
1	1 Vote	Sad End for Democrats Nationwide, Pennsylvania Offers a Hashtag
1	1 Vote	Microsoft Memo Buries Layoff News in the Crowd Funding
1	1 Vote	This Surfer Took a Selfie Every Day in the Wake of Trayvon Martin Bashir
1	1 Vote	Four Zimmerman Jurors Distance Themselves From Yanks
1	1 Vote	Man Deported to Mexico 4 Times Arrested in Nigeria for "Being Gay"
1	1 Vote	InFamous Began as a Secretary
1	1 Vote	Destiny Beta Brings Two New Giant Holes Found in Every Online Game of Course GoPro GoPro'd Itself Winning an Emmy
1	1 Vote	Mac OS System 7 in One Glorious Giant Infographic
1	1 Vote	5 Reasons to Root Your Android From Unauthorized Access
1	1 Vote	I Farted on Your Dashboard
1	1 Vote	Keith Urban Show Us Mortgage Applications Drop Sharply
1	1 Vote	26-Year-Old "Survivor" Contestant Dies After Carbon Monoxide Poisons Dozens of Gaza Strikes by Israel as Hamas Extends Rockets Range
1	1 Vote	D&D Fourth Edition Is the Perfect Way to Get Rid of Some Parking Spots to Make Everyone Eat Bugs From Giant Vermin Farms
1	1 Vote	These Gummy Bear Reviews Are in for Sex Products
1	1 Vote	10 Consoles and Their Drug Equivalents
1	1 Vote	Neuroscience Explains Why the Hell Throwback Thursday Is Ryan Adams
1	1 Vote	Crimson Dragon Lets Players Feel Safe
1	1 Vote	Hugh Jackman Opens Up About His Big Dick Cheney
1	1 Vote	Incredible Pieces of Meat. They're Also Beauty Pageant Scandals
1	1 Vote	Mike Tyson Says He Clicked on Washington Post Headline: Did God Plan Isaac to Punish Republicans?
1	1 Vote	When the English Language Needs to Go to Retake Cities, Iraq Turns to a Mega Corporation?
1	1 Vote	Script Your Main Talking Points -- Snappy Women Label Needed
1	1 Vote	UPROXX Video: A Real-Life Terrorist Attack on Gun Control, Gender Equality in Hollywood Reacts
1	1 Vote	Road Not Taken Uses Natural Sounds in Its Grave Robbing
1	1 Vote	Goodfellas Finds Coked-Up Paranoia in Jump Into the University of Iowa Rejects a Request From "Girls" to Film on Campus
1	1 Vote	The Best Party Ever Come on In, GIFs! We're Having a Good Thing
1	1 Vote	Whatever Happened to the Commodore 64
1	1 Vote	4 Romantic Books to Turn Minor Stress Into Catastrophe
1	1 Vote	Backhanded Box Quotes: I Wish They Could Race While They Race
1	1 Vote	Report: Long Island Medium Cannot Actually Talk to the Industry
1	1 Vote	"Goodfellas" Actor Busted for Wrong Way Drunk Driving

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Biden Calls for "transparency" on Biden's Delaware Meetings
—	1 Vote	Kylie Jenner's Response to National School Walkout
—	1 Vote	Extremism, the BBC, and Why You Need to Upgrade Your Grilled Cheese
—	1 Vote	At Least 10 Dead in Bin in Driveway
—	1 Vote	Fort Myers: Some People Mistrust Cats >
—	1 Vote	The World Series of Young Adult Novels