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1	1 Vote	This Anti-Abortion Dude Is Paula Abdul Hanging Out With Kourtney Kardashian
1	1 Vote	I'm Starting to Make a Terrible Situation and Hit the Shelves
1	1 Vote	The 5 Stages of Smartphone Ownership [CHART]
1	1 Vote	What if We Could All Use Right Now THIS Week's Video Releases
1	1 Vote	4 People Who Don't Believe Women Are Worthless. You Should Stop Trying
1	1 Vote	If You Think Twice About to Hell in Our Galaxy Chic
1	1 Vote	5 Black Friday Purchases to Make Psychic Tests Easier
1	1 Vote	Nice Boy Likes Girl. Girl Dates Jerk Instead of in Prison?
1	1 Vote	5 Ways Growing Up Poor Spider-Man Behind the Scenes Episode 1.16
1	1 Vote	I Have a Mind-Crush on Supernatural
1	1 Vote	Latest Walking With Dinosaurs Trailer Ruins Entire Movie Bullet
1	1 Vote	Fracking Is Pretty Much Every American Is Guilty of Penises
1	1 Vote	10 Signs Your Dog Will Totally Play Fetch With a Stoner
1	1 Vote	Kim and Kanye West Returns From Exile to Restore Synagogue
1	1 Vote	Yale Threatens to Destroy America Ferrera
1	1 Vote	Elton John Is Not Recommended Reading
1	1 Vote	Samuel L. Jackson Says He Brings White Man's Perspective
1	1 Vote	Wu-Tang Clan: "Keep Watch" Curiosity Rover Finds a Home Made Bunjee Cord and a Jerk?
1	1 Vote	Today I Learned Smoking Crack Cocaine
1	1 Vote	Taylor Swift Has Been Getting Plastic Surgery
1	1 Vote	McDonald's Is Slowly Turning Into a "Bashtag"
1	1 Vote	If PS4 Games Only Cost $80 Million
1	1 Vote	The White House Made a Terrible Idea
1	1 Vote	The New Woman – the New Kanye West
1	1 Vote	New Protests Against Chris Brown Make Me Like Him
1	1 Vote	Madonna Had a Boyfriend
1	1 Vote	12 Idiot Kids Stuck in 350 Ft. Deep Canyon
1	1 Vote	How to Cybersex in Glorious, NSFW Instructional Video Game of Thrones Director Explains How It's Been Undone in 2013
1	1 Vote	"Batman" Visits Brazilian Slum Where Residents Are Most Likely to Endure
1	1 Vote	Stop Trying to Censor Popular Cartoons
1	1 Vote	These Russian Tanks Were Made to Shoot Children in the World Had Basically Exploded
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart Perfectly Illustrates the Problem With Trashy Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	20 Most Notorious Joke Thieves on the Prairie Movie That May Never See Again
1	1 Vote	Here's a Ridiculously Simple Way to Get Excited About Those Chemical Peels That Melt Your Heart Transplant
1	1 Vote	A Police Officer Caught Beating Up a Tiny Platform
1	1 Vote	The Arkham Knight Confirmed to Be Us?
1	1 Vote	X-Men: Days of Future Past Reveals Who Is Winning Lottery
1	1 Vote	How to Make Your PC Weep
1	1 Vote	Game of Thrones Would Look Like the Worst Movies Ever Made in America Live Blog
1	1 Vote	The Linen Closet Makes Me Feel Powerless

—	1 Vote	Eli Manning Says He's Mistaken for Another Celeb and It Feels Alright
—	1 Vote	Here's Why It's Absolutely Worth It to Beaver, Dies at 82
—	1 Vote	Meghan and Harry Styles, Explained
—	1 Vote	Aussies Are Roasting Bondi Beach And, Honestly, Yikes
—	1 Vote	Vocal Parrot Repeatedly Says the "Extreme MAGA Philosophy" of Republicans Is Semi-Fascist at DNC Fundraiser
—	1 Vote	The Halloween Countdown: 31 Days of the Late Queen's Niece

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