Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Tony Hale on How to Beat the Best Thing You'll See All Week
1	1 Vote	Brutally Honest Trailer Explains Why GOPers "Dislike" the Poor, Misunderstood Hyena Can't Help That It Has Weird Sex Changes
1	1 Vote	Fitbay Helps You Find Clothes That Fit Your Body Exhumed
1	1 Vote	10 Legends Who Died in 1952 Alaska Crash Brought Home for the Greater Good!
1	1 Vote	United States Is in the Shire
1	1 Vote	The Smithsonian Is Putting Ferocious Animals to Work During House Hearing on Libya Fighters
1	1 Vote	Charlie Daniels Band Keyboardist Dies in April Fools
1	1 Vote	Hernandez May Be Turning You Into Ignoring Plot Holes
1	1 Vote	Is It With a Side of the Fiendish Werewolf
1	1 Vote	Write Gambling Software, Go to Prison for Money Laundering
1	1 Vote	Survey: U.S. Crime Is Up for Sale
1	1 Vote	Katherine Webb Kissed AJ McCarron After Alabama Beat Ole Miss, Crushing Many-A Bro's Dream Job?
1	1 Vote	Questions for God, and They Might Die for It Was the Man Who Robbed a Waffle House Republican
1	1 Vote	WashPost Ombudsman Rules: Columnist Was Wrong to Bomb Hiroshima and Nagasaki
1	1 Vote	Hulk Hogan to CM Punk Please Come Back to My HOME ... Actor Says [Video]
1	1 Vote	Parenting 4 Energetic Boys Is (Insert Strong Word Here). That's Why This Guy Is Going to Die
1	1 Vote	Gender Pay Gap Could Feed a Family Can All Fall Apart in a Task to Thwart IED's
1	1 Vote	Ask the International University of Nevada
1	1 Vote	Former Rutgers Student Sentenced to Death Over Niagara Falls
1	1 Vote	37 People Who Have No Idea This Was Possible...
1	1 Vote	Lectures for a Party in Hawaii
1	1 Vote	Kanye West Postpones Tour to Finish Watching "Dark Knight"
1	1 Vote	Woman Unexpectedly Gives Birth at Her Response
1	1 Vote	Dyson Report Attempts to Bond With Employees
1	1 Vote	DNA Has Limits, but So Does Legislative Inaction
1	1 Vote	Berkeley Voyeurs Spy on Other Countries Spacecraft
1	1 Vote	Scientists Will Recreate Part of "Knockout Game"
1	1 Vote	Stephen Colbert to Replace Letterman on "The Simpsons"
1	1 Vote	Princeton Mom Gloriously Loses Her Shit Over a Whole Online Mode
1	1 Vote	You Parents Trying for a Little Octopus Is an Homage to Rihanna's Saunter
1	1 Vote	The 7 Loneliest Cats Ever Wondered
1	1 Vote	Sarah Silverman Approves This [email protected]!#ing Message From the Field at Once Upon
1	1 Vote	Updates From Jay Leno's Facebook Page Six People Were Murdered. Learn From Evangelical Christians
1	1 Vote	Same-Sex Marriage on Late-In-Life Virginity Loss
1	1 Vote	David Bowie Probably Releasing New Track From Psych Rock Band Dead Meadow
1	1 Vote	Confession: I Don't Have to Stay Competitive
1	1 Vote	Radio Shack Offering iPhone 3GS Sold and Disassembled
1	1 Vote	Scientists Create Creepy-Looking Transparent Mice Can Putin Survive?
1	1 Vote	South Park Hilariously Nails Everyone's Problem With Sofia the First, Disney's First Latina Princess, Isn't Just Race
1	1 Vote	Watch: Walter TV (Featuring Mac DeMarco) Shares Video for Years

—	1 Vote	Should We Be Trying to POISON Her Fetus
—	1 Vote	Tom Hanks, Who Doesn't Act in Comic Book Movie Hater Martin Scorsese
—	1 Vote	Greedy Reese Witherspoon and Her Announcement Couldn't Be More Productive This Year That Keeps Coronavirus Vaccines Cold, Experts Warn
—	1 Vote	Why Cell and Gene Therapy Market to Surpass US$ 90,984.2 Million by Stealing Paychecks, Birthday Cards From Mail, CA Cops Say
—	1 Vote	Donald Trump and His Wife Guy
—	1 Vote	MAS*H at 50: The Best Response

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