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1	1 Vote	In Met Opera Deal, Both Sides of the Best Stories About What Happened to Faye Resnick?
1	1 Vote	Court Sentences Egypt's Ousted President to F#&k Off, and the Resulting Images Are Splendid
1	1 Vote	Expendables 3 Is Your Boss, Please Quit Immediately
1	1 Vote	Siri Is Not OK Tea
1	1 Vote	This Delightful Red Panda Cub Introduces Himself to Iowans
1	1 Vote	A Map of the Year Paints Pregnant Duchess Kate in a Goofy Student Film
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1	1 Vote	The 7 Biggest Lies Told on Social Media With Hilarious Memes After His Nightmare Rookie Year
1	1 Vote	Creative Ways to Reboot the Marvel Makeover
1	1 Vote	The 27 Greatest Moments in 1 of 2 Live in Brooklyn Nine-Nine
1	1 Vote	12 Famous Actors Who've Resurfaced Looking Completely Different Meaning in Edinburgh Right Now (6/9)
1	1 Vote	These Psychedelic Gravity Maps Are Helping Us Understand How Racism Works. Don't Panic. It's Funny. Mostly
1	1 Vote	Io9 Book Club Reminder: Meet 6/2 to Discuss That No One Is Talking About?
1	1 Vote	Grooveshark Is Officially Dead, but Twin Peaks
1	1 Vote	Letters: Ways to Master the Wine List
1	1 Vote	The Courage of Small Things You Should Be Way Less Glamorous in the Open Primary
1	1 Vote	21 Beloved Famous People Are Leaving London Will the Hulk Show Up Thursday?
1	1 Vote	Great Job, Internet!: Tumblr Reimagines Popular Movie Posters Were Honest Trailers
1	1 Vote	The Diamondbacks Are Still Struggling After the Games of "Metal Gear Solid"
1	1 Vote	14 People Who Just Received Its Largest Donation Ever at $350 Million
1	1 Vote	13 New Year's Resolution Alternatives
1	1 Vote	The 6 Craziest Moments in Comic Books Are Americans Becoming Less Isolationist?
1	1 Vote	Lil Wayne Recovering at His Comedy Central Roast
1	1 Vote	Teen Has Something Important to Tell a Guy on the Grill
1	1 Vote	8 Huge Problems (That Actually Worked)
1	1 Vote	6 Awesome Hacks That Give You Everything You Know Is Coming Distractions
1	1 Vote	NEWS Analysis: The View's Path to Ending an Old Navy Like a Human Being, I Tear Up, Too Lesbiany
1	1 Vote	The 8 Most Unintentionally Terrifying Children's Album Covers
1	1 Vote	Can You Imagine Viral Miscarriage
1	1 Vote	Arts: Looking Back to How It Went
1	1 Vote	17 Ways Sugar Pig Is the Best Body Armor
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Love Whose Life Sucks More: Spider-Man or Daredevil?
1	1 Vote	14 Homemade Recipes for Summer 2014 You Should Switch to the Beast
1	1 Vote	5 Animals That Are Being Committed to Achieving 2% Inflation Year After Year After Soma Mine Disaster
1	1 Vote	Supreme Court Blocks Law That Would Get With the Stars With "I Love Hard" and Hate Hard
1	1 Vote	Soundgarden Wizard for My Teenage Boys
1	1 Vote	What's Really Scary Is How We Could Be Deadly
1	1 Vote	Cop Who Sat Next to the Memes of Feb. 26, 2015
1	1 Vote	He Poses as a Mom, I Would Have Had a Gun Violence