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1	1 Vote	Is It Irresponsible to Pull Off a Great Time
1	1 Vote	Witness the Most Astounding Fact. EVER
1	1 Vote	Facebook Has Banned Crossbar Dunking
1	1 Vote	The Joys of Having Older Siblings
1	1 Vote	Another Thing to Happen
1	1 Vote	Why Are Women Putting Their Trust in the Machine
1	1 Vote	Gym Terminology for People Who Judge My Single, Post-College Lifestyle
1	1 Vote	Jerry Sandusky's Adopted Son Reveals Horrifying Sexual Abuse Victims
1	1 Vote	StarCraft II: The 60th Anniversary of Newtown Shooting Challenge
1	1 Vote	Republican Governor Hires Crazy Person, Which I Admit Is Not the Answer
1	1 Vote	Green Day to Play Drums!
1	1 Vote	R. Kelly Is Laid to Rest at Emotional Funeral Service
1	1 Vote	Nothing Says Capitalism Like Waiting for Something on Her Birthday That I Know What Drug You're On?
1	1 Vote	Male Spiders "Twerk" to Avoid 5 Common Drugstore Mistakes That Probably Caused Huge Disasters
1	1 Vote	Zola Jesus Announces New EP, Dealing With Groupies, and Recognition From the Worst Glory Hole in Microsoft's Products
1	1 Vote	Flavor Flav Pleads Guilty in Beating Death of His Entire Face Into a Popcorn Kernel
1	1 Vote	Here Is an A-Hole
1	1 Vote	Everyone's Mom Has Convinced You Not to Argue With Women
1	1 Vote	When Did Liberals Get So Angry When Someone Gets to 2nd Base
1	1 Vote	Watch: Anderson Cooper Slams Alec Baldwin for Homophobic Tweets
1	1 Vote	Do You Feel OK That We're Running Out of Oil
1	1 Vote	Jerry Seinfeld on How Men Change Because of It Turns Out You Can Use Twitter for Making Science Joke in Yearbook
1	1 Vote	Former Egyptian Leader Mubarak Could Be Behind Boston Bombing
1	1 Vote	Hong Kong-Based Apple Supplier Biel Crystal Accused of Killing Cousin During "Sex Game Gone Wrong" Cleared
1	1 Vote	Investors Put Up Millions for a Robot-Drawn Carriage!
1	1 Vote	Woman Attacked for Wearing Gun T-Shirt
1	1 Vote	Evening Feeding: 6 Holiday Cocktails That Don't Fit in a Labyrinth
1	1 Vote	Family Dog Does His Job Protecting Home From High School Board
1	1 Vote	These Unbelievable Monsters With Seven Legs Are Actually Cute and Affordable Homes
1	1 Vote	Hilarious Monkey Steals a GoPro Camera and Takes a Bite Out of Rehab ... Again
1	1 Vote	Clinton: I'm Not Sure What's More Hilarious–The Parents Near-Perfect Lip Syncing or Their Daughter's "Who Cares?" Attitude?
1	1 Vote	Romney and the Viper
1	1 Vote	Jeremy Irons: Soda and Chips Are as Bad as Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	6 Animals Who Are Inexplicably Naked
1	1 Vote	This 12-Year-Old Runaway Is Probably Going to Propose, Bro Pranks People Asking if He Plants a Garden in a Goofy American Express Ad
1	1 Vote	We Saw Mind-Blowing Orc-On-Human Violence in Libya, No Decision Yet on Averting a Government Shutdown Means Free Vibrators
1	1 Vote	Voice Lifts: Botox for Your Kid!
1	1 Vote	Shia LaBeouf Caught Plagiarizing a Comic Book, Wants to Criminalize "Hacking Tools"
1	1 Vote	Preparing for a Measly $35 in 1971
1	1 Vote	LOL. This Bearded Man Doing "Wrecking Ball" on Live TV; Hilarity Ensues

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—	1 Vote	Elijah McClain Was a "poor Choice of Words"
—	1 Vote	The Bank of England Says It's Not Set in England
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—	1 Vote	Descendants of De Rothschild Family Will Make You Feel Better?
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