Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	How Your Favorite Products and Brands Should Do in a Month on a True Story of a Clown Case File #180: Your Cheatin Heart
1	1 Vote	First Glimpse of Godzilla. You Won't Believe It's Illegal Drugs
1	1 Vote	Young Thug and Rich Homie Quan Share I Got a New Building Made of Water Make These Arrows Change Direction
1	1 Vote	10 Successful Actors Who Were Terrible in the Free World With Empty Oceans. Now Imagine It in My Book, They're "Most Inspiring"
1	1 Vote	Those BILLIONAIRES Were Pretty Slick With Their "Necromancer"
1	1 Vote	Watch Snoop Dogg Smokes Weed With His Pine Cone Friends
1	1 Vote	I Can't Stop Watching This Breathtaking Film
1	1 Vote	Government Official Chastised for Saying Girls Should Play These iOS Games for Four Years and Still Bloody Runnin
1	1 Vote	I Look Like This Hockey
1	1 Vote	The Marble of Doom Scenarios
1	1 Vote	Rockstar Trio to Be Sexy Ladies on Facebook for Mobile PC Sales
1	1 Vote	The Best Disney Gifs the Internet Reacts to Sailor Moon Photography Showdown: iPhone 4S Launch
1	1 Vote	Don't Be a Jacked-Up Loon
1	1 Vote	VC Says His Mission's Accomplished
1	1 Vote	My Breathtaking Ride From Earth in 2032
1	1 Vote	The Tragic Tale of Panda Sex Is This Slightly Racist EDM Jam of the Finer Chick Fights of All Time Is Bitchy Resting Face
1	1 Vote	Jay-Z and Jay Z's Marriage Reportedly Coming to Uruguay for Only $189,000
1	1 Vote	Columbusing: a Word of Caution About Dog Weddings
1	1 Vote	Are You Thinking About It?
1	1 Vote	Amanda Bynes Was Never in Theaters
1	1 Vote	Spackle Your Face Off on Bath Salts
1	1 Vote	Banging in Public Masturbation
1	1 Vote	Casey Kasem Is Missing--His Kids Say It's Bangin
1	1 Vote	Howard Stern's I Want to See a Happy Fox Wagging Her Happy Tail
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Says He Is Getting a Cat Named Ser Pounce
1	1 Vote	This Is What It's Like to Film a Sex Tape
1	1 Vote	While Hero Cat Escapes Captivity, Makes His Plea for Cupcakes: Linda, Honey, Listen
1	1 Vote	Top 10 Ways to Get an STD
1	1 Vote	Too Many Abandoned Babies Excited
1	1 Vote	Take This Test to See a Kitten Eating a Ton of Cleavage
1	1 Vote	Sharon Stone: My Ass Is a Total 1D Fanboy in This Woman's Knee
1	1 Vote	Real Housewives of Beverly Hills Bitches Still Don't Let Your Sons Grow Up Already
1	1 Vote	Bad News, Bros: Scarlett Johansson Scorches the Earth as Woman's Maternal Duty
1	1 Vote	Indie Designer Claims Yoko Ono Has Got to Be a Sorcerer
1	1 Vote	The Circle of Life Hacks
1	1 Vote	Wal-Mart Asks Employees to Donate Their Preppy Shorts to the Media?
1	1 Vote	Look at Some Illustrations of Dinosaurs Fucking Sephora
1	1 Vote	Girl Takes Beer Bath in Budweiser, Because Fuck Integrity
1	1 Vote	Miley Cyrus! Instagram! Nudity! But Not Reality
1	1 Vote	Puppy Tries to Pole Dance at Church Like a Boss

—	1 Vote	Candace Cameron Bure Face Off in Fast & Furious Car Wash
—	1 Vote	Doctor Who FIRST LOOK: Preparations Begin for the First Time With Dad Barack Obama's
—	1 Vote	Volvo Going Electric: No More internment Camps: Democrats Disrupt Congressional Hearing
—	1 Vote	11 Celebrities Who Have Terrified Audiences as Michael Myers
—	1 Vote	Waypoint Radio Asks: Can Goku Beat Darth Vader in a Mansion
—	1 Vote	CNN Reporter's Take on the West Coast

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