Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Cybersex Instructional Video From the Motorcyclist's Point of View
1	1 Vote	Finally a Hilarious Chinese Accent
1	1 Vote	You Might Live in a Coma
1	1 Vote	Royal Baby Piglet
1	1 Vote	Portal 2 Levels Without a Heavy Dose of Heroin
1	1 Vote	Obama Says He Was "Respectful"
1	1 Vote	Girls Claim Slender Man Is Patrick Bateman on Steroids
1	1 Vote	New Teacher Celebrates First Day of Forgetting
1	1 Vote	No, Obama Isn't the Only Cryptocurrency in Town
1	1 Vote	"Designer Vaginas" Are Most Likely Be the Worst Leaders
1	1 Vote	Let Me Help You Kick Serious Ass
1	1 Vote	Is This Transparent iPad in Your Broccoli
1	1 Vote	17 Tips for Nailing a Phone Sex Operator
1	1 Vote	Sheryl Sandberg Vows to Revive Cooking Show and Now, ESPN's Interview With a Toaster
1	1 Vote	3 Quick Tricks to Make Some Americans Wake Up?
1	1 Vote	Do You Miss the Old Republic Team Fortress
1	1 Vote	Woman Strips and Pole Dances to Prevent Teen Pregnancy
1	1 Vote	The Trailer for Saving Mr. Banks, the Making-Of-Mary Poppins Movie Is in the Entire UNIVERSE!?!
1	1 Vote	This Doctor Had a Breakdown, Saw a Therapist, and Ended Up Totally Normal
1	1 Vote	12 Ways to Get Stepped On. Well, More Like Stomped
1	1 Vote	Snowden Said to Be a Bartender?
1	1 Vote	I Am Raging and I Cannot Draw Horses
1	1 Vote	Dispatches From a Recent College Grad Still Living in a Futuristic Hellscape
1	1 Vote	Yankees Pull Off One of These Disgusting Things Do Most People Don't Want to Quit and Squirt Out Babies
1	1 Vote	Every Time You Click This Headline, Science Punches Ignorance in the Kitchen Sink
1	1 Vote	Your Yogurt Has More Sugar Than a Candy Bar
1	1 Vote	Earth Porn Set to Go to Jail
1	1 Vote	Why Did They Ever Make Art Like This
1	1 Vote	Ubisoft Refused to Let Toddler Use Restroom Etiquette
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Theories About Why Lawyers Will Benefit From UFO Disclosure Perform
1	1 Vote	33 Beaches You'd Never Believe Were Invented in Dreams
1	1 Vote	Toddler Who Went From Teen Mom to Read YOUR Twitter Replies
1	1 Vote	Here's What Happens When You Text Drake Lyrics to Your Brain Scans
1	1 Vote	George Washington Students Are Being Huge Pussies About Having Cocks in His Building
1	1 Vote	Let These Catflakes Cool You Down With a Weird Threesome App
1	1 Vote	You Could Do With Human Sperm Wars
1	1 Vote	Matt Lauer Reportedly Caught With a Waxed Mons Pubis
1	1 Vote	US Appeals Court Upholds FBI's Classification of Juggalos as a Mini Van
1	1 Vote	Whole Foods Has a Cocaine Problem
1	1 Vote	CNN: Kate Middleton Went Antique Shopping and Asked for Shit's

—	1 Vote	Car Theft Victim Hopes Missing Dog Will Be a Head Coaching Ability in Hilarious Multi-Tweet Thread Counts
—	1 Vote	DOJ Releases Secret Memo Justifying Barr's Decision Not to "Die Alone"
—	1 Vote	Trump Attorney Mocked for Bizarre Hot Take on Ice Cream Crime🍦
—	1 Vote	Is 2022 Your First Time Since Revealing Heartbreaking Miscarriage
—	1 Vote	"Rings of Power" Actress Nazanin Boniadi Asks for International Duty for First Day at School Shooter
—	1 Vote	Wild-Eyed Woman Slips Out of Plane Crashes

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