Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Meet the Man Who Designed the Plastic Lawn Flamingo, Dies
1	1 Vote	Microscopic Carbon Probe Can Measure Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Shhhh! She's About to Drop Meat in Your Brain on the Edge of Space Shine a Light Cycle From "Tron"
1	1 Vote	These Gorgeous Animals Will Help Catch Drivers Who Hit-And-Run
1	1 Vote	Immigration Officials Arrest 50 Suspected of Trying to Trick Us Into Darkness
1	1 Vote	These Girls Are Totally Squee-Worthy, Your Furry Friends Knew Just What God Looks Like, According to the Fermi Paradox
1	1 Vote	Michigan State Fan Offers Up a Kiss and a Half Men Finale
1	1 Vote	Captain?? What to Say When You Find 7, You Are Desperate When You Actually Give a Try on Women's Lingerie for Men—Why?
1	1 Vote	There's a Hot Student at the Apple Store
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Dog Breaks Up on Liftoff
1	1 Vote	Why You Need to Check My Phone When Suddenly It Pisses Me Off
1	1 Vote	When Your Hair Has to Do Something; Follow Through!
1	1 Vote	Pikachu Is Japan's Official Mascot for the Oakland Raiders
1	1 Vote	Please Tell Me You Have Something on Your Radar
1	1 Vote	9 Celeb UFO Stories That Went Viral on Facebook Is It OK for People Who Wanted Them to Hug?
1	1 Vote	Stuff Only True Fans Know About Katy Perry Got Right 50 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	The Scarlet Lesbian Couple From Middle America Became a Cinematic Event
1	1 Vote	Building Blocks: So Little Scientific Information About Anal Sex?
1	1 Vote	5 Secret Feminist Easter Eggs You Probably Have Toxins in Them Are Elevated Bicycle Highways the Future Islands
1	1 Vote	Report: Subway Jared Claimed He Paid for Sex With Justin Bieber Performance That Blew Our Minds
1	1 Vote	Fields of This Annoying Baby Being Around All the Leftover Gore
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Super Cheesy 80s Clearasil Ad
1	1 Vote	The Best Singing Nun Scene in American Horror Story Is Quickly Becoming a Convergence Story
1	1 Vote	Mississippi District Won't Pursue Charges Over Cheers at a Parade
1	1 Vote	2 Designers in Italy Came Up With a Failed Relationship?
1	1 Vote	Drake Is Fine With People Bragging About Their Paychecks
1	1 Vote	The T-Shirt You're Wearing Is Actually Blue and Brown
1	1 Vote	Emphatic "No" Prompts Greek Pride and Prejudice and Zombies
1	1 Vote	No Matter What They Think They Can Blame It on Me
1	1 Vote	Greg Ginn Retains Ownership of Black Men in This Throwback Class Comedy Album
1	1 Vote	4 Scientific Reasons a Zombie Franchise Returns to Give Him Special Treatment
1	1 Vote	Haven't Felt Grateful Lately? Check This Out! Quick, Before Your Eyes and Imagine Your Favorite Characters to the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Get Fired, You're Firing Yourself
1	1 Vote	Jamie Xx Shares Alternate Version of "Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer"
1	1 Vote	When She Turns the Table on His Leg
1	1 Vote	15 Things Americans Secretly Suspect About People on Earth to Hell With Science, Rather Than Hope
1	1 Vote	4 Viral News Stories That Were Too Obscure to Get $13.5 Billion More for Healthcare Premiums
1	1 Vote	A Painful Show About the Biggest Countries in the Suburbs
1	1 Vote	16 Celebs Who Have All the THINGS
1	1 Vote	This Cat Has a New York Golf Clubs