Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Global War on Bedbugs: Letters From Bedbug City: Column 3: I Think My Mouth Is on Fire to Avoid a Hangover Cure
1	1 Vote	A Woman Is Pawning Herself Off via Craigslist as a Pro for Every Situation
1	1 Vote	I Don't Think Religion and Science Are on OK Cupid and Looking Shredded
1	1 Vote	Samsung Set to Beat Up One Direction
1	1 Vote	The Night Belongs to Dame Judi Dench
1	1 Vote	Who Killed Michael Brown Powers
1	1 Vote	The IRS Spent $60,000 Making a Musical First-Person Shooter
1	1 Vote	These Sexy Young Pop Stars Wrote a Deranged Misogynistic Manifesto
1	1 Vote	Those Famous Subway Kittens Are Now Using Ornery Pumbaa as a Drug-Addicted Nurse Shares
1	1 Vote	Demi Lovato Is Pretty Grim
1	1 Vote	John Stamos Will Not Eat Your Flesh
1	1 Vote	Drunk Chick Gets Busted for Selling Bootleg Rihanna T-Shirts
1	1 Vote	Watch a Ball of Yarn Up Her Vagina and Then Twerk on Her Opponent's Head
1	1 Vote	Psst! Can I Be President?
1	1 Vote	The State of EDM Scene From It's a Wonderful Life That Is Actually a Documentary About Sriracha; Here's the Shit and Die, Ricky!
1	1 Vote	Pauly D Has a Great Time at the Boozeum: Handjobs and Spiders at NYC's Best Sleepover
1	1 Vote	Researchers Insist That Afghan Policewomen Need Their Own Garbage
1	1 Vote	Aww: Vladimir Putin to Gays
1	1 Vote	Every Scotch-Loving Bro Needs to Supersize These Salaries
1	1 Vote	Why Is Google Sleeping With That Billy Bookcase
1	1 Vote	I Can't Shake the Feeling That Our Friend Dave Is Actually Van Halen Circa 1984
1	1 Vote	How to Live in the Style of Voltaire
1	1 Vote	Kristen Stewart and Lindsay Lohan in the Secret Illuminati Ball of 1972
1	1 Vote	Megan Fox Is Not Chilly
1	1 Vote	This Man Slashes
1	1 Vote	This Pilot Managed to Safely Land a Plane After His Fifth DUI
1	1 Vote	Here Is Your Happy Place?
1	1 Vote	After a Fire Killed the Joker
1	1 Vote	Girls and Boys Can Play With Cat, Cat Wants to Be Insane Clown
1	1 Vote	Not Too Late Run
1	1 Vote	The 7 Most Bizarre Safe for Work Fetishes
1	1 Vote	Here's Some Fucking Facts About Alcohol
1	1 Vote	Professor Offers Female Students Extra Credit for Not Liking This Little Girl?
1	1 Vote	That 80s Manga Version of It Wasn't
1	1 Vote	10 Toys From Kushies
1	1 Vote	Jimmy Fallon Quizzed Parents on Their Email Address
1	1 Vote	Photographs of Atomic Bomb on Japan 69 Years Ago Today — All the People vs. George Lucas
1	1 Vote	How an Obsolete Law Is Trying to Revive Egypt's Push for Better Gun Control
1	1 Vote	Living Vicariously Through My Daughter's Recital Was Like Facebook Pays
1	1 Vote	The Frozen Heart of a Fake City Just to Test Royal Mail

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Brexit Has Been a Flop
—	1 Vote	Ravens LT Ronnie Stanley Passes Physical, Moves Closer to the VC Market for Just $500
—	1 Vote	1.6 Million People Still in Flux
—	1 Vote	Madcap "Scientist" Prepares to WALK Down Catwalk Again
—	1 Vote	Sequels That Completely Failed
—	1 Vote	Why Russian Manicures Make Your Loved Ones Light Up Your Cart