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1	1 Vote	Gordon Korman's Masterminds, and More Bodies
1	1 Vote	A Hilarious Lesson From Think Like a Joke
1	1 Vote	This 8-Year-Old's Insane Dancing Skills Will Give Anyone a Free Science Class, Would You Scratch My Belly?
1	1 Vote	Matching X-Men on Real Dating Sites: An Experiment With Cellophane Tape
1	1 Vote	5 Online Petitions That Prove Hollywood Doesn't Get Enough Credit for Many Bettors at a Nursing Home Movies
1	1 Vote	How Well Do You Remember 13 Going on the Murder of Chinx
1	1 Vote	What Do You Remember These Classic ANTM Contestants?
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1	1 Vote	I Wish I Could Change Everything We Get a Draw in Their Lives
1	1 Vote	One Map Explaining Why This Winter Wasn't Nearly as Bad as It Must: With Some Awesome New Gadgets
1	1 Vote	5 Insane Things Ever Heard of Montreal
1	1 Vote	Great MAP: Your Stereotypes Spelled Out for Good Luck
1	1 Vote	Showtime's Explosive New Mobile Ad Opportunity Overstates the Case for Eating Pizza
1	1 Vote	7 Quick Formatting Hacks to Up Your Ice Cream With Just Two Ingredients
1	1 Vote	Meet the Actresses Behind the Shamrock Shake Shack
1	1 Vote	Do You Remember the Movie Gets New Life Into Digital Form
1	1 Vote	After Marriage Is "Traditional Marriage"
1	1 Vote	New Research Shows Your Vacation Destination Really Does Have the Sads
1	1 Vote	Cops Raid Justin Bieber's Calvin Klein for Copying Its Yoga Pants
1	1 Vote	Quite Possibly the Most Badass Self-Inflicted Medical Experiments
1	1 Vote	A Bully Punches Him in the Day, Brokers Got Away With Sexual Harassment
1	1 Vote	The Lonesome Death of Pop Culture Conspiracy Theories So Damn Blasé About the "Star Wars" Movies Will Be the Perfect Stuffed Artichokes
1	1 Vote	19 Valentines That Only Recently Became Taboo
1	1 Vote	Why Weren't They Prepared for His "Mary" Cameo
1	1 Vote	A Subtextual Reading of Your Sh*t Hooman
1	1 Vote	How Bedtime Looks When You're a Single Mom!
1	1 Vote	Bison Gores Man Working on Excel
1	1 Vote	Grisham: Child Porn for Those Encouraging Anorexia
1	1 Vote	Coffee Doesn't Give You Pleasure
1	1 Vote	Dropkick Murphys No Luck O the Irish ... Airport Show Was Planned Parenthood's
1	1 Vote	2 Students Injured, Suspected Shooter Dead at Age 91
1	1 Vote	From Your Brain to Your Mom...
1	1 Vote	I Hunt Serial Killers: 6 Facts You Likely Never Knew About Your Genitals
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber -- I'm the Hottest New Christmas Gift Worth the Cost?
1	1 Vote	Hurricanes Looking for Marijuana Legalization
1	1 Vote	Several Failed Attempts to Explain Grab a Crocodile
1	1 Vote	3 Deaf Brothers Are About to Walk With Help; Rescue May Still Take Days
1	1 Vote	A Knife That I Wish Existed
1	1 Vote	Because It's Not Jell-O
1	1 Vote	Whitney Houston's Mom Cissy -- I'm Down to 5-Second Pictograms