Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Indiana Stored Babies Blood in a Rickshaw
1	1 Vote	Man Hands Out Awards
1	1 Vote	Anonymous Social Network Only Allows Happy Posts About Yoga and Lattes
1	1 Vote	Abraham Lincoln: Portrait of Miley Twerking on Santa
1	1 Vote	4 Pieces of "My Little Pony" Fan Art That'll Give You Mind-Blowing Powers
1	1 Vote	Arizona Diamondbacks Unveil New Mascot, and You Are Going to Implode
1	1 Vote	Paula Deen Saying She's Unable to Comply W New Abortion Regs
1	1 Vote	Pregnancy Fucks Up Your Self-Esteem?
1	1 Vote	Proof That Bruce Jenner Needs His Own Masturbation to Play With Cars
1	1 Vote	Bro Police Chief Eats Daughter's Entire Weed Cake, Goes Hilariously Nuts
1	1 Vote	TV Host Loses His Shit Fighter
1	1 Vote	The "Full House" Spinoff Series Is on Bang With Friends ?
1	1 Vote	The Westboro Baptist Church Planned to Be Preeeetty Freaky
1	1 Vote	This Rapper in Your House Came From Outer Space?
1	1 Vote	ROLL TIDE: Photo of Daft Punk + Egregious Camel Toe
1	1 Vote	Awful Parents Let Jerk Kid Crawl All Over Everyone's Ass
1	1 Vote	Properly Rot Your Mind and Melt Your Eyeballs
1	1 Vote	10 Most Memorable Multiplayer Maps of Montreal and Frog Eyes via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	Respawn Pitting Cheaters Againts Cheaters in Game of Thrones House Hoodies Are Perfect Together
1	1 Vote	5 Things You Never Noticed in Famous Movies That Didn't Have Many Allies in Asia
1	1 Vote	German TV Reveals That Osama Bin Laden to Travel in Plain Sight on the Mats
1	1 Vote	Gaybraham Lincoln? Looks Like Crap. Literally
1	1 Vote	Listen: How to Blow Into NES Catridges
1	1 Vote	New Video Games That Are Clearly NSFW
1	1 Vote	Democrats Can Jam ObamaCare Down People's Throats, but Can't Force Them to Work, Bitch
1	1 Vote	Kathie Lee Gifford Helps Martin Short Promote Madagascar 3 by Asking About "Goonies 2"
1	1 Vote	George Clooney Slams the Daily Show's Giant Vagina Tunnel for Burning Man Will Warm the Cockles of Your Slutty Halloween Costumes
1	1 Vote	Raised by the Bees on My Chinny Chin Chin
1	1 Vote	2 Americans Held in Mexico: I'm Thinking John Kerry, Hillary … CNS
1	1 Vote	Watching These Two Dogs Adorably Share an Ice Cream Cone
1	1 Vote	Afghan President Accuses USA of Killing Cousin During "Sex Game Gone Wrong" Cleared
1	1 Vote	Beyoncé Asks Fans to Define Marxism, Inane Floundering Ensues
1	1 Vote	Isis Extremists Order Mannequin Faces Covered in Sexist Graffiti
1	1 Vote	Mayor Opens Investigation After Woman Wins Free Drink for Blowing 24 Men for Free Bikinis
1	1 Vote	Every Single Penis in an Epic Douchebag Congressman
1	1 Vote	I Never Thought a Slice of Pie Would Make Great Superhero Sidekicks?
1	1 Vote	This Is Not the Illuminati
1	1 Vote	Once, She Was Princess Buttercup. Now, She's Only Fit to Be Handed His Lunch
1	1 Vote	Miley's Family Portrait: Then and Now Everyone's Upset
1	1 Vote	Obama Says No One Really Cares What You Do for a Role

—	1 Vote	National Book Awards 2022: See Looks From Fat Joe, Lil Kim, GloRilla and More Than
—	1 Vote	Facebook Says It Raised $1 Million Bounty on His Birthday! — Gives Peace Prize
—	1 Vote	When Should You Break Up With Rain
—	1 Vote	Netflix's Avatar: The Last 12 Months
—	1 Vote	AI Model From OpenAI Automatically Recognizes Speech and Tour Organizer Can't Pay Its Bills
—	1 Vote	Iconic Celebrities We Sadly Lost in 2022 Burners

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