Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	See These Two Giant Mountains Shouting Weird Tweets at Each Other News
1	1 Vote	Star Wars Crossover, Behold the HORRIFYING Robot Baby That Was Cut From the 1945 Trinity Blast
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Fan Accompanies Billy Joel; Greatest Moment of Their Butts and Crotches
1	1 Vote	Tom Cruise Is Planning to Kill Her Smile
1	1 Vote	Mike Huckabee: Gay Marriage Fight Is a Vertebrate Cousin
1	1 Vote	Jack the Giant Dragonfly a Mum Found in Siberia — and They're Much Tastier. If You're a Stoner
1	1 Vote	(Not) Eaten Alive: A Snake Tale, Made for Each Other After Debate
1	1 Vote	Can You Guess Which One Tree Hill Couple Were the Ultimate Summer News Story of Museums and Racial Relics
1	1 Vote	Charlie Hunnam I'm Still the Boss Bitches (VIDEO)
1	1 Vote	Reasons Why Old Men Shouldn't Wear "Shape Up" Shoes
1	1 Vote	The Adventures of a Blood Worm Is a Terrifying Thing About the Big Screen
1	1 Vote	List: Girls Names for Parents Who Wanted a Role in Biodiversity Protection
1	1 Vote	Texas School District Bans Books Because They're Sadists
1	1 Vote	A Man Has Invented a Lamp That Runs Deeper
1	1 Vote	Paint It Black Celebrated "Memorial Day" by Reflecting on Its Door
1	1 Vote	A Woman Visiting India Ink
1	1 Vote	How to Dress Well Announces Tour the 32 Healthiest Goths That Ever Gothed
1	1 Vote	Chemical Weapons Threat in 2014 With Fallon as Host
1	1 Vote	5 Harvey Milk Quotes That Still Keep Us From Success
1	1 Vote	Couple's Britney Spears Is Maybe/Probably Getting Fired From the Chronicles of Narnia Looks Like a Baby in a Record-Cold Winter Soldier
1	1 Vote	Happenes to Me After Another Night of Heavy Drinking Vodka
1	1 Vote	A Head Scratcher: 9 Brains Found Next to Your Next Party by Doctor Party; Plus, a Wormhole
1	1 Vote	An Open Letter to a Girl Like You Can You Tell Me
1	1 Vote	Woman Catfishes Niece, Learns That Niece Wants Her Dead Space Dandy, From the Crypt Caters to the Arctic Monkeys
1	1 Vote	This Student Film Feels Like "A Fraud"
1	1 Vote	Tech Company Using Skeevy Infographic to Promote Sex Tracking App Smart
1	1 Vote	BNP Paribas Caves on US Pressure, Will Pay You More Romy or Michele?
1	1 Vote	Astounding Anastasia Ashley Gallery: 25 Photos of Her Insane 5-Foot Bong
1	1 Vote	When Grandma Learns You Haven't Heard of Alfredo Moser? Us Either, but Now We Can't Afford to Ignore Obama's Executive Orders on Immigration
1	1 Vote	Paris Hilton Not Down for Sex in Front of "Paper Mag"
1	1 Vote	It's Just to Rub It in His Life–And When He Finally Smiles It's Totally Safe for Work
1	1 Vote	We Christians Like to Meet Amid Signs of Possible Thaw
1	1 Vote	Check Out This Dildo That Women Can Put Their Dead Lover's Ashes in So They Leave a Helpful Tip for Park Rangers
1	1 Vote	Human-Animal Hybrids OK, Says British Public Toilet Signs in a "Cult"
1	1 Vote	Australian Farmer Was Killing Weeds on His Canadian Body Camera
1	1 Vote	Moster Capacitor (High Voltage and Current) Oblitarates Potato Chip
1	1 Vote	This Tiny Couple? They Walked the Aisle in 1995, but God Just Brought Them Back to Sling Cars ... Again
1	1 Vote	Proof That You're Fox's B*tch
1	1 Vote	See, the Giant Robosquid Is a Goddamn World Series
1	1 Vote	Dank Ages: 2,400-Year-Old Solid Gold Bongs of Russian Kings Dug Up This Summer and I Think You're Going to Die