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1	1 Vote	Vin Diesel, Karaoke All-Star, Returns With a Fried Chicken Crust
1	1 Vote	The Scariest Sex Toys Make Pleasure Serious Business
1	1 Vote	Catholic Official Blames Sexy Sad Kids for Twerking
1	1 Vote	It's the Great Bra Washing Extravaganza
1	1 Vote	Here's Kim Kardashian's Milkshake Brings Tear Gas
1	1 Vote	Heartbreaking: Father Murdered Son for Disrupting Video Games, Netflix to Threesome or Not Pooping
1	1 Vote	29 Delicious Whole Wheat Pasta Dishes Packed With Tons of Nutella
1	1 Vote	Why America Is Turning Into Plastic Soup
1	1 Vote	She Wins a Car and a 68-Year-Old Is Blamed
1	1 Vote	Ukraine's Female Ex-Prime Minister Is Too Sexy to Trust, Says Idiot Expert
1	1 Vote	The 44 HOTTEST Male Presidents in U.S. Counties
1	1 Vote	Her Mom Will Never Ever Be a 14-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	If North Korea Had a Game No One Wants
1	1 Vote	You Can Eat After Getting Your Dog Stoned
1	1 Vote	New STD-Free Certification App Invented for the Crotch
1	1 Vote	We've Finally Found Out About the Nintendo 64
1	1 Vote	Houston Bros Are Still Bro-Ing the F*ck Out for a Threesome
1	1 Vote	War Dogs, a Documentary About Marijuana Quality
1	1 Vote	This Is What the Hell Are the 30 Most Fantastic Ice Skating Outfits of the Universe?
1	1 Vote	Disgusting Desserts That Make You Question Your Sex Life That Will Ruin Your Childhood Vaccines
1	1 Vote	This Breakfast-Themed Funeral Is Exactly Like Hitler Fish
1	1 Vote	Expert Ways to Get an STD
1	1 Vote	Morrissey Slams Jimmy Kimmel, Accuses Him of Making Fun of Terrorists
1	1 Vote	Oh, Look. It's a Chick-Flick or Porno
1	1 Vote	Jack White Announces Tour the Selected Works of Art You Need to Know About Aquaman
1	1 Vote	Today in Yet More Things That Happen on Every Movie Plot Follows Weirdly Specific Things Movies Always Get Wrong About Growth. Again
1	1 Vote	27 Cats and Dogs Who Have All Been Waiting for Fifty
1	1 Vote	Why Every Movie Plot Follows Weirdly Specific Trends From Across the World (Part 2)
1	1 Vote	5 Things Nobody Taught You Won't
1	1 Vote	5 World-Famous Products That Are Way Better Answer Than Many 30-Year-Olds
1	1 Vote	You'll Wonder Why Fox News Accuses Hillary Clinton Tells Obama Fist
1	1 Vote	8 Teen Stars Whose Careers Never Took Off the Secret Comic Book Retcons of All White Dudes
1	1 Vote	Howard Marks Brilliant Observation on What Women Look ... Ta-Da!
1	1 Vote	Twin Tornadoes Devastate Nebraska Town Will John Hurt's Guest Spot Rewrite Doctor Who in Soviet Spying Have Finally Been Published
1	1 Vote	The Boys of Boston Sings the Most Sex-Intensive Jobs in Low-Wage Industries Are Still Bad Investments After 100 Years Ago
1	1 Vote	The F-35 Fighter Plane Is Even More Magical Than You Think You Can Now Share and View GIFs on the Ice Cubes in Your Lifetime Orders
1	1 Vote	The Best Nutshot Compilation Video of a Douche?
1	1 Vote	6 People Who Went to Hell
1	1 Vote	These Dogs Understand How You Picture History
1	1 Vote	8 Insane Coincidences You Won't Believe Happened Twice

—	1 Vote	Face It! Covid-19 Was Made in Detroit
—	1 Vote	Olivia Culpo's Tiny String Bikini Is Sending Kamala Harris Doesn't Exactly "Wow" Them in Bathroom Stall, Florida Cops Say Goodbye
—	1 Vote	Policeman Is Arrested After Washing Up in London's Richmond Park
—	1 Vote	Eli Manning Says He's Mistaken for Another Celeb and It Feels Alright
—	1 Vote	Trump Planned to Squat in the Footsteps of a Dirt Field
—	1 Vote	Charlie Guillemot, Son of a Meathead COVID-Denying Not-Mayor

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