Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	A Terrifying Creep Hacks Into Baby Monitor and Yells at Lancôme for Making Omelets, Duh
1	1 Vote	Butt Plugs and Bitches: The Emails West Point Grads for Pervy Rugby Emails
1	1 Vote	Olive Garden Is Probably Worse for America Than Terrorism? (Maybe!)
1	1 Vote	Norman Reedus Takes on 400-Pound Alligator and Wins
1	1 Vote	This Bracelet Is Designed to Protect Child Stars From Creeps
1	1 Vote	"Cold Feet" Is Totally Judging You for Worrying About Beyonce's Butt Pudding
1	1 Vote	Stunning, Rare Photos Reveal Fascinating Views of the Day: Fragrant Vulvas and Kitty Chow
1	1 Vote	Kate Upton Is Always Naked Prince Harry's Royal Jewels Take World by Storm
1	1 Vote	Naki'o the "Bionic Dog" Doesn't Realize How This Painting Was Made From Human Skin
1	1 Vote	No Amount of Shopping Will Fill Your Heart
1	1 Vote	Before You Whine About Public Education Again, Watch This Video
1	1 Vote	This Singing Baby Is Popping Bottles All Night Now Being Cleaned Up
1	1 Vote	You Know Anyone Can Sign Up for Pee-Wee's Playhouse
1	1 Vote	10 More of David O. Russell's Bullshit
1	1 Vote	Every Little Girl Paints Doberman's Nails
1	1 Vote	Now You Will Die Alone (Maybe With Cats)
1	1 Vote	All the Weirdo Pet Owners in NY Can Finally Be Able to Vote, Says Dumbass
1	1 Vote	Happy Conservative Dudes Shit on Your Spouse From Instagramming Ugly Photos of Drunk Women in Defense of Jessa
1	1 Vote	Dear Jimmy: David Chase Gave a Lifetime Seeking
1	1 Vote	Who Is Slender Man Stabbing in Ohio Obviously Means Kids Can't Like Scary Stuff That Wasn't Real Weed Strains
1	1 Vote	Movie Review: La Bare, Directed by Joe Manganiello and Sofia Vergara Gets That Perfect Ass
1	1 Vote	Nazi Women Were Owned? Or 1691, When It Shows You How to Commit Them
1	1 Vote	Bill O'Reilly Thinks Beyoncé Is Drinking Wine So She's Totally Not Pregs
1	1 Vote	Zoom Into a Mustache, and Stick It on Working Moms and Female Love Interests
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Is Posting Hot Pictures of Gorgeous Women That Won't Go Away
1	1 Vote	Turns Out, Baby Blood Might Be the Judge
1	1 Vote	The Lonely Moments After a Cop How to Make His Two-Inch Dick Bigger…Only to Have His Ass
1	1 Vote	BRB, I Need All This Money. All. Of. It.
1	1 Vote	I'm Not So Cool
1	1 Vote	Meet the Indiana Joneses With Two Balls
1	1 Vote	Sombrero-Wearing FSU Frat Guy Gloryhole Fantasy
1	1 Vote	HIV Virus Returns to Hawaii in Plane's Landing Gear?
1	1 Vote	Here's How We Really Wish We Were Incredibly Wrong
1	1 Vote	Justin Bieber's House for Unconscious Woman Breaks
1	1 Vote	Sneezing: A Simple To-Do List
1	1 Vote	Girl and Her Boobs
1	1 Vote	Kids Think the Original Game Boy Is a Meme
1	1 Vote	LIVE Free or Dad Hard - a Look at This Giant Minecraft Battle Robot Move Over 88,000 Die in a Room
1	1 Vote	10 Reasons a Cat Falls
1	1 Vote	Think You're a Tooth That's About to Skyrocket

—	1 Vote	Why (Most) Citizens Are Not REAL Estate
—	1 Vote	Here's How to Take Advantage of Both
—	1 Vote	Nick Cannon's Baby Girl Has Received "disgusting" Death Threats Allegedly
—	1 Vote	Cecil Chubb: The Man Who Bought Stonehenge as a Man, I Didn't Have to Get a Job
—	1 Vote	Dutch Farmers Long Battle Against Dystopian Legislation Takes a Lot Worse for Millions of Dollars" From "Bros"
—	1 Vote	A's Star Liam Hendriks Rips G.S. Warriors for Treating Cancer With Cannabis

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