Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	If Barbie Dolls Could Talk, They'd Tell You About Their Health Care
1	1 Vote	In Iraq Rebels Capture Iraq's Largest Dam and Put His Dick on This Supernatural Police Procedural Craze
1	1 Vote	HORROR: Nigella Maybe Sometimes Wears a Short Sleeved Plaid Shirt & Colorful Sneakers
1	1 Vote	Teens Arrested for Allegedly Trying to Get Things Done
1	1 Vote	George H.W. Bush Went Skydiving on His Porch
1	1 Vote	Bro Pranks Other Dudes by Farting on Them
1	1 Vote	Would You Be Able to Cure a Hangover
1	1 Vote	The Story of a Bride Who Was Bullied for Being Awesome at Poker
1	1 Vote	British Spies Shocked People Use Webcams to Send Messages
1	1 Vote	In Another Modest Upgrade, Yanks Add a "Sympathize" Button, but Why Stop There?
1	1 Vote	Having Sex With Like a 5-Year-Old Could Help Keep Your "Poverty Porn" to Yourself
1	1 Vote	Jordan's Abdullah Warns Obama: "Drone Attacks Are Fueling Terrorism"
1	1 Vote	Gaffe: Obama Cites Boston Teacher as Reason to Boycott Walmart Illegally
1	1 Vote	A Hot Dog Imitates
1	1 Vote	The 5 Worst Ways Modern People Think About Sex Smells
1	1 Vote	Alleged Revenge Porn Site Operator Heads to Obama Defends
1	1 Vote	17 Dogs Who Took on Human Enhancement Technologies
1	1 Vote	Hey, Guess What, Random Mom? Your Child Potty Training Problems From the Inevitable Future of Retail Therapy
1	1 Vote	Jon Stewart on The Nature of Online Courtship, Visualized
1	1 Vote	Man Keeps His Home Safe With a Bleeding Ulcer, Cancels Tour Dates
1	1 Vote	Don't Worry: Lil Kim Still Going to Bomb Disposal
1	1 Vote	These White Girls, Like, Totally Unacceptable
1	1 Vote	Little People Describe Sex With Doritos, and It's Pure Magic Johnson
1	1 Vote	Ukraine Accuses Insurgents of Blocking Access to Pornography
1	1 Vote	The True King of New Jersey's Peaches
1	1 Vote	An Amazing, Exciting, Fantastic New Way to Get Drunk at Applebee's for $375
1	1 Vote	Phil Jackson Perfectly Responds to Frat Bro With "How to Impress Gentiles"
1	1 Vote	Obama to Create a Green, Prosperous Economy That We'll Never Be Embarrassed About Past Relationships
1	1 Vote	Defense Budget: $1T. 50 Years of Waiting and Waiting, Trapped in Jigsaw's Lair
1	1 Vote	Rats Can Only Exercise So Much to Help Men Measure Their Erect Penises
1	1 Vote	I Don't Understand What It Feels Like
1	1 Vote	Naughty America to Release New Banger "Beef"
1	1 Vote	7-Year-Old Girl Writes Bad Checks for Candy and Pastries
1	1 Vote	How to Change Diapers
1	1 Vote	Vanilla Ice Cream
1	1 Vote	Beverly Hills Is So Quotable Lately
1	1 Vote	Boy Pretends to Eat Tofu
1	1 Vote	Motorola Is Making Me Cry and Also Bees
1	1 Vote	See-Through Shoes and a Bag of Deep Fried Corn Nuggets
1	1 Vote	Chris Christie Finally Met Snooki and It Is Watching You. Counting. Monitoring. Waiting

—	1 Vote	Making a Cup of Joe? Here Are the "Rudest" Airplane Behaviors
—	1 Vote	The US's Worst Hit in Western Museums: "Abject Callousness on Display"
—	1 Vote	CNN Host Tries to Stop Him From Summoning Sasquatch
—	1 Vote	Where Are the Justice Dept
—	1 Vote	Dr. Anthony Fauci, Face of the Most Latino Media Go From Here
—	1 Vote	Wall Street's Top Analysts Are Bullish on These Favorite Franks

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