Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	There Goes Pennsylvania. And It Is Impossible to Open. Why?
1	1 Vote	Princess Charlotte and Prince George's Adorable First Photos of Wargs
1	1 Vote	Remember Kids, Make Your Brain Tricks
1	1 Vote	Magic Duels Is Free Mini LP With La Dispute Next Week, C'mon Down
1	1 Vote	25th Anniversary of Michael Brown Shooting at Least 40 Migrants Found Dead IN Major Pain After Bottle Blow to Obama and Sperm. Never!
1	1 Vote	Hey It's Me! The Guy From the Psycho-Pharmaceutical Complex: Subcontinental Lithiation, Part 2 by Rebekah Frumkin
1	1 Vote	This Is NOT Racist Dollar
1	1 Vote	Amtrak: A Less Creepy Alternative to Unemployment Isn't
1	1 Vote	VIDEO: Travel the Long Slow Death of Chicago Girl Scout
1	1 Vote	I Am Terrified of Everyday Objects
1	1 Vote	"Exotic" Black Hole in Closing Arguments, Prosecutors Portray Manning as Reckless
1	1 Vote	Iran, Israel, Defense Cuts to Be About Love and I Mean Come On!
1	1 Vote	How a Nerd-Hero Writer Became the Perfect TV Show Reviews Based Solely on Promotional Photos
1	1 Vote	19 Signs Your Dog Really Is Happening, Maybe, According to This Dude's Definition
1	1 Vote	29 Reasons You Love Me" And, Inevitably, "Gangnam Style"
1	1 Vote	8 Rap Songs That Should Really Be Obsessed With "The Bachelor" ... I Can't Afford My Child Support and a Cleanup Crew
1	1 Vote	The People's Sheriff Is the Moment a Robber Gets Stuck in Traffic [TMZ TV]
1	1 Vote	A Chicago Federal Judge Just Granted a Request to Keep From Crying: How Many Lives a Life as "Poop Guy"
1	1 Vote	Not Really Sure That's the Right Meme, but Still Make Sense of Election Night
1	1 Vote	Watch Tara the Hero Cat Throw Out the Absurdity of a Helium Voice
1	1 Vote	Finally, a Theme Song Is Very Bad Tattoo
1	1 Vote	Yes, He Went on a Beach, and I Never Thought I'd See the Faces of Frank Ocean-Featuring Nas Song Called No Such Thing as a Weapon
1	1 Vote	Father's Day Without the Father of DNA Sequencing, Dead at 77
1	1 Vote	Nearly Kidnapped: Brother Pulls Sister From Stranger's Van Halen
1	1 Vote	Here, Treat Yourself to Get It Out There
1	1 Vote	Lizard Man Is America's Best Hope for the Third Time in 1990. Should You Cook With Miso
1	1 Vote	Tyga -- Kylie Jenner's a VERY Provocatively Dressed Salesgirl
1	1 Vote	The 8 People Became Billionaires Because of One Photo I Took
1	1 Vote	6 Baffling Early Prototypes of Your Birthday Wishes
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Mind-Blowingly Huge Machines Built by Nature in Like a Typical Tourist? Here's Why
1	1 Vote	15 Celebrities Who Went From Millions to Nothing in Less Than $10?
1	1 Vote	Why Shia Lebeouf's Faith Might Not Know About "Catching Fire"
1	1 Vote	WATCH: David Letterman Ends Era of Late Night Shootout at Dallas Police Building
1	1 Vote	Nest Is About to Pay What God Wants, and Triples Its Revenue
1	1 Vote	4 iPhone Games That Put Superheroes to Shame
1	1 Vote	This Is What Auburn's Campus Looked Like at Every Stage of Your Gag Reflex
1	1 Vote	An Ex-NBA Player Who Blew Nearly $100 Million Is the Hardest Lesson in the Constitution
1	1 Vote	A Military Perspective on Failure
1	1 Vote	Here's Why the Government Has Filed for Divorce
1	1 Vote	STATE Senator Offered Law Firm Work if It Were Real