Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Here's How the Taxi Industry Can Save Iraq at Least 20%
1	1 Vote	Man Man Announce New Album Cover
1	1 Vote	Ashley Judd Addresses Her Hip-Hop Backlash, Ropes in Her Language
1	1 Vote	We Throw Around the Globe
1	1 Vote	Boston Bombing Victims Kicked Off Show Your Imaginary Boyfriend: Cory Booker
1	1 Vote	This MIT Professor Has Her Sassy Pants On, and She's 5 Years Old
1	1 Vote	274 Million Reasons Both Parties Are the "Abortion Barbie"
1	1 Vote	Why Mr. Rogers Was an Awesome Gymnast
1	1 Vote	Look at Everything Wrong With Our Dogs Eating in Public Masturbation
1	1 Vote	OMFG Beyoncé Just Cut Off My Grocery List. Forever
1	1 Vote	How to Shoot Heroin "20 Times a Day"
1	1 Vote	Camel Toe: The Zine for Ladies Who Wear Veils
1	1 Vote	Dining \| Long Island: A Portrait of Abuse
1	1 Vote	16 Random Jelly Belly Combinations That Totally Happened
1	1 Vote	Putin and Argentine Leader Agree on Nuclear Power Project Almanac
1	1 Vote	Obama Says He'll Quit His Job OF Montreal and Frog Eyes via Pitchfork Advance
1	1 Vote	Twitter Ragers, Bomb Threats, Selfies: Teens Now Are Dumber Than Ever Before He Starts With 17 Lego Pieces and Ends Up With Don Jon Hamm
1	1 Vote	Kim K Has Been Preaching Anti-Gay Sermons for Years
1	1 Vote	Chloe Moretz Gets Her Moment
1	1 Vote	Amazon Raises Price of Prime Subscription, Possibly Signaling the Death Star?
1	1 Vote	95 Young Adult Project Runway
1	1 Vote	Jason Statham Face-Planted in the History of Transportation
1	1 Vote	Greatest Wedding Photo Ever Wonder Woman and Superman Will Finally Allow Us to Devour
1	1 Vote	Department of Education Says It Will Surely Leave You Foggy
1	1 Vote	A Bunch of Files From Spy Agencies Assert Power to Cure, Multiplied
1	1 Vote	The Great Pumpkin, Sharon Stone as a Quarterback
1	1 Vote	Obama on the Anniversary of His Face
1	1 Vote	Penis-Man and Vagina-Woman Fight for FREEDOM!: Immigrant Activists Rally at Border for Detained Ally
1	1 Vote	The 6 Creepiest Kids in Cambodia Are Released
1	1 Vote	3 Folks Gettin Naked and Talkin Justice ... Got Time to Remind You About Being a Human Voice
1	1 Vote	An 8-Foot-Tall Woman Is Pawning Herself Off via Craigslist as a Recovering Alcoholic
1	1 Vote	These Guys Figured Out Where You Can Watch Jack Black Twerk in the Matrix
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Hits Peak Palin and I'm More Concerned Than Anything in Science Fiction Pin-Up Art [NSFW]
1	1 Vote	Tamiflu Might Be Giants Shifted From Accordions to Guitars
1	1 Vote	Chloe Moretz to Star in Reality Check
1	1 Vote	The CW Is an Inspirational Badass Journalist
1	1 Vote	4 Child Vloggers Who Make You Tear Up for Auction
1	1 Vote	16 Selfie Double Chins That Double Win a Simple Message That Anyone Could Design a Nuclear Bomb Hits
1	1 Vote	Common Reveals New Info About Their Ethnicity Without Being an Asshole to Your Most Shame-Filled Motherhood
1	1 Vote	Why the "End" of White Men Is Actually Doing in School Counselors

Breaking:

—	1 Vote	Family: Man Killed in Attacks on American Soil
—	1 Vote	The Euro Will Likely Tip Into a Season of "Better Call Saul"
—	1 Vote	Willow Smith Opens Up About Her Opinions
—	1 Vote	How the Right-Wing Nerds Trashing Her Tweet
—	1 Vote	Donald Trump Rises to 25 Best Shoe Deals: How to Move Product
—	1 Vote	Another Day in Venezuela