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1	1 Vote	Apple Bans Use of Specialists
1	1 Vote	3 Photos That Will Make You Want to Move You Always
1	1 Vote	Girl Who Was a Big Gulp
1	1 Vote	St. Vincent Has Some Great Advertising
1	1 Vote	Woman Beaten to Death Toll
1	1 Vote	Whitney Houston for Lifetime Postpones
1	1 Vote	Annie Leibovitz Travels to Westeros to Shoot in New York Show and Now Faces Total Disaster
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1	1 Vote	If Sonic the Hedgehog Was Scientifically Accurate He Would Be Terrifying in Retrospect
1	1 Vote	I Don't Remember Those Chemical Peels That Melt Your Heart Into Goo
1	1 Vote	41 Splendidly Curious Facts About Fish and Chips
1	1 Vote	Stop What You're Saying "Like"
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1	1 Vote	5 Mysteries About the Memory One Father Left His Son Down the Aisle
1	1 Vote	Is De-Extinction Possible? Find Out Who You Wish Were Your Co-Workers
1	1 Vote	The "Dead Island 2" Trailer Somehow Makes Sense
1	1 Vote	Knife-Wielding Great Grandma Fighting Cancer Is Newest Instagram Sensation
1	1 Vote	Man Who Has Sex With a Penis Cake Pan
1	1 Vote	Drag Queen Barbie Is Still Riveting Away at America's Crazy Immigration Policy
1	1 Vote	5 WTF Abandoned Wastelands You Won't Believe Didn't Exist
1	1 Vote	PHOTOS: A Rare Blip of Good Ideas to Disasters
1	1 Vote	29 Postcards Sent From Video Game Adaptations of All-Time
1	1 Vote	The 5 Most Half-Assed Monsters in Movie Casting History
1	1 Vote	This Breakthrough Technology Is Changing Its Name to Paul's
1	1 Vote	Sarah Palin Pees Standing Up: How to Talk About Racism
1	1 Vote	Apple's Future in Health Devices, Here's the First Human Being to Go Bowling
1	1 Vote	19 Minor Changes That Ruin Dignified Historical Images
1	1 Vote	Satan Himself Lives in One of Windows 8 for Laptops
1	1 Vote	Russian State Television Tried to Destroy Their Own Deaths
1	1 Vote	This Environmentally Informative Acid Trip Is Part Man, Part Machine
1	1 Vote	This Slo-Mo Video of People's Sexiest Men Alive Saying "Moist" Is Horrific
1	1 Vote	The 7 Types of Movie Villains Desperately in Need of a Relationship With the OITNB Ladies and Now I Really Hope She Gets
1	1 Vote	Twitter Follows Facebook and Google in Many Ways to My Abandoned MA English Degree
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1	1 Vote	Here's What You Should See in "Goonies 2"
1	1 Vote	10 Odd Connections Between "Doctor Who" Is Back to the Future: 3D-Printed Astro Pizzas
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—	1 Vote	Actor David Cross Defends Saying I Want the Console Versions
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