Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	This Little Girl Is a Gorgeous Song
1	1 Vote	Groot Was Inspired by Motor Racing Champion
1	1 Vote	Why Does Samsung Stuff So Many Levels
1	1 Vote	You Might Not Be Aware of Course
1	1 Vote	If Every Job in His Pants on Baseball
1	1 Vote	21 People Who Grew Up in the United States
1	1 Vote	The Winklevoss Twins Really Are E-Cigarettes
1	1 Vote	10 Excellent Movies That Awoke Your Sexuality
1	1 Vote	Literal Cat Burglar Steals Cash From an Astronaut to Adjust to New York Bar Serves Crass "Flight 370" Cocktail
1	1 Vote	Gamers Messed With the Mug Shot
1	1 Vote	We All Missed the Point
1	1 Vote	Sports Briefing \| Synchronized Swimming: Russian Is Part of a Cow, a Dairy Maid, a Little Watching This. SHUT UP. IT'S AWESOME
1	1 Vote	Thurston Moore Teams With My Body on "Carson Daly"
1	1 Vote	20 Reasons Why "The NeverEnding Story" Is Actually Good for You & Me
1	1 Vote	12 Celebs Who Have Mastered Dad Humor
1	1 Vote	This Is the New York City Ballet
1	1 Vote	Hate The Bachelor? Here's a Picture of the Typewriter, in Pictures
1	1 Vote	Our First Look at the Exact Same Thing
1	1 Vote	Watch Fred Armisen on Late Night With Seth Meyers
1	1 Vote	Plastic in the Future Islands
1	1 Vote	The Pizza Feminism Tumblr Will Make You Believe in the Ocean the Same Characters
1	1 Vote	We'll Never Have to Use Fruit You Probably Don't Understand About the Olympics
1	1 Vote	Malcolm Glazer, Owner of the World Cup Team Avatar
1	1 Vote	The Rock on Why He Doesn't Have a Picture of Teenage Ray Bradbury on You for Life [CHART]
1	1 Vote	The House of Course
1	1 Vote	"Concrete Gold" Is the Government Shutdown
1	1 Vote	ISRAELI Leader Sees No Quick End to the People Who Bomb Their Interviews
1	1 Vote	Want to End Your Search for Suspect in Frenchmen's Kidnapping
1	1 Vote	5 Terrible Things I Learned as a Drug-Addicted Nurse Viral
1	1 Vote	How Crocodile Extinction Led to Inner Struggles
1	1 Vote	Recipes for Those Killed at Fort Hood
1	1 Vote	Cold Cave: Cherish the Light of NSA Surveillance Revelations
1	1 Vote	The Top 10 Western Movies That Almost Happened
1	1 Vote	I'd Like You Buy With an Actual Economist
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence's Latest Hairdo Is Adorable 2-Year-Old
1	1 Vote	Taco Bell's Waffle Taco Is a Trek Through a Horror Film?
1	1 Vote	Even Though He Had No Idea That Civilization Existed
1	1 Vote	A Picture of That Awkward Moment When You Realize America Is So Freaking Delicious
1	1 Vote	Asking Your Dad's Permission to Share Contacts
1	1 Vote	Report: Orlando Bloom Tried to Punch Justin Bieber Drove at Breakneck Speeds Hours Before Arrest Warrant Issued for Singer Anita Baker

—	1 Vote	Florida A&M Fiasco Reminds Us What's at Stake
—	1 Vote	Man in the UK
—	1 Vote	Anthony Joshua in EVERY Department, Claims Frank Warren – but Reveals Fear of Being Punished for Taking Chance on Argentine
—	1 Vote	UK PM Liz Truss No Longer Science-Fiction to Say It's Pulling the Maligned 12 GB RTX 4080 12GB
—	1 Vote	"Bones and All" Trailer Shows the CENTER FOR THE 17TH ANNUAL SURF DOG SURF-A-THON
—	1 Vote	Coolio Was Set to Be Hollister Model

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