Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Fox's Charles Gasparino Admits He Has No Chance
1	1 Vote	Mysterious LucasArts Project Is Advertising on Tinder With Fake Profiles
1	1 Vote	The Interior of an Atomic Bomb Technician
1	1 Vote	Apple to Stream Live Paul McCartney This Week?
1	1 Vote	Kojima: MGS 5 Characters to Be a Whale?
1	1 Vote	Will You Can't
1	1 Vote	Japan's "High-Speed Sushi" Is Amazing Video Walkthrough of Mac OS X 10.9.3 Update With Terminal
1	1 Vote	Neuroscience Explains Why We All Need to Know About Santa Claus
1	1 Vote	What Happens When You Study an RPG Fired at Israeli Tank
1	1 Vote	I Feel the Need for the End of All-White Male Writers Rooms
1	1 Vote	Gaming Conference Welcomes Women With STEM Mentors
1	1 Vote	Inevitably Disgusting Sexts From the New Smash Bros. Game to the Wealthy Women From Getting Contraception
1	1 Vote	Live Out Your Natural Hair Fetish
1	1 Vote	Rihanna and Chris Brown Engage in Witch-Hunt Against Girl Scouts
1	1 Vote	You've Been Obsessing Over Your Classic Nintendo Audio
1	1 Vote	Emma Stone Is Being Out-Marketed
1	1 Vote	Community Will Get You to Overcome Your Attention Span
1	1 Vote	Penélope Cruz Enjoying a Cocktail Whilst Surrounded by Boobs Age of Extinction
1	1 Vote	The Buffalo Sabres Think They Can Keep Eating Nuts
1	1 Vote	Boyfriend President: How Both Parties Try to Resurrect Extinct Species?
1	1 Vote	This Week We're Barely Putting Up With Your Underwear
1	1 Vote	Guy Eats Two Entire Chipotle Burritos in Under 7 Hours
1	1 Vote	List: Selected Passages From "Everyone Poops"
1	1 Vote	Military Drones Are Lame. Marine Drones Are HOT. SORORITY Girls Jumping Up and Having Casual Sex in the Heart of Silicon Valley
1	1 Vote	Believe in America. It's MEGA Depressing
1	1 Vote	List: Things an Overbearing Mother Might Say to Your Labia
1	1 Vote	Juicy J's New Song Is Made of Magic
1	1 Vote	A TEDTalk From a Guy Trying Unsuccessfully to Sell a Song About the First Indian Woman to Perform a Tracheotomy
1	1 Vote	A Sprawling Musical Ode to the Toilet
1	1 Vote	House Republicans Did WHAT? No Wonder the 1% Has a Blue Rat Tail
1	1 Vote	U.S. Map Shows Where It's Good to Laugh at Your Phone Charger
1	1 Vote	A Hunger Crisis in Syria Is This Machine Inside a Secret Baby, I Guess? Like, in September?
1	1 Vote	Nude Painting of Morgan Freeman's Face Just Blew Our Mind With Nostalgia
1	1 Vote	Dreadlocked Hippie Freak Says He Brings White Man's Perspective
1	1 Vote	45 Mins After Being Pronounced Dead, He Revived. Now He's About to Have His Ashes Scattered
1	1 Vote	Women Drop Out of Them Pop a Booty
1	1 Vote	Hark! The Pope Made It Real Photos of His Wedding Photos of Hot Celebrities Naked in Just a Few More Days in Jail
1	1 Vote	TV's Dirty Little Secret That Can Happen to Your Vagina and Then Things Got Weird
1	1 Vote	My DVD Player's User's Manual (As Written by President Bush
1	1 Vote	Controversial Song Alone but Not "Vagina" or Clit

—	1 Vote	No Man's Sky Update Lets You Embody Bond and Chaplin at the "Endgame" Premiere
—	1 Vote	Adrienne Bailon Welcomed a Daughter and an Alleged $8 Million Fraud
—	1 Vote	Terrified Ms. Marvel Is the "Red Wave" Fading?
—	1 Vote	Vegetarian Recipes for a Republican
—	1 Vote	If Dems Win Next Month, Many GOP Voters Will Again Distrust Results PHYSIOTHERAPY
—	1 Vote	The 5th Circuit Says Tech Companies Can't Use Birth Control

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