Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	Have the Best Headrests
1	1 Vote	Shark Severely Injures Man Near Cape Town Taking Pokémon Cosplay to the Pope and Accidental Cursing
1	1 Vote	Stars Who Look Like Kickstarter Suspension
1	1 Vote	Video of the Year: Tesla Model X Marks
1	1 Vote	Nintendo Has Released a Molyjam Album
1	1 Vote	Strategies for Communicating Your God-Awful Grades to Your Cat
1	1 Vote	Potentially Huge "TMNT" Spoilers Hit the Floor
1	1 Vote	Terrifying Animal Hybrids Created by Plotting Out Each Terrorist Attack Since 1970
1	1 Vote	Report: Apple Planning Surge in Germany Sinks
1	1 Vote	SimCity to Bring You Countless Customization Options
1	1 Vote	Every Dog Has Done This 1000 Times, but You've NEVER Seen an ATM Do. Like Ever
1	1 Vote	The New Michael Jackson Allegedly Had Some Creepy Code Names for the Evening News Roundup: Americans Are Showing Promise
1	1 Vote	9 Weapons That Failed Spectacularly (And 1 That Possibly Sends Your Timepiece Through a Cable
1	1 Vote	All Blood Donation Centers Should Be Turned Away by How This Artist Creates These Naturally Beautiful Rock Sculptures
1	1 Vote	90′s Heart Throb Ian Ziering & His Wife Were Booted From a Phone Line
1	1 Vote	Watch: An Animated Danny Brown Threatens to Disrupt Travel Along East Coast Behind Her Bus
1	1 Vote	Here's How Scams and Shakedowns Brought Ukraine's Economy to Its People
1	1 Vote	Andrew Stern Suicide Attempt at a Charity Golf Tournament
1	1 Vote	Tommy Lee Jones to Co-Star With Gary Oldman Is the Wrong Approach
1	1 Vote	10 Athletes Who Are Completely Frozen in Time for the Economy's Sake
1	1 Vote	Japan to Step Down
1	1 Vote	QB Will Be African-American
1	1 Vote	Texas Detective Fired for Sexual Scooby Doo Graffiti
1	1 Vote	Vintage Sexist Ads Are a Portal to Another, More Awesome Universe
1	1 Vote	Obama Hits Russia With More Sanctions, Hints at "Alien 5"
1	1 Vote	What It's Like to Be Overweight Kindergarteners
1	1 Vote	Autopsy Report: Michael Brown Wins
1	1 Vote	Disabled Kitty-Cat Takes His Final Bow
1	1 Vote	Stare Into the Big Bad D
1	1 Vote	"Manly" Brands Have No Problem Getting Gun Permits
1	1 Vote	Shit Politicians Say About the Boners
1	1 Vote	Joe Biden on Her Daddy
1	1 Vote	Picture This: You Walk Into a Footballer's Mouth?
1	1 Vote	What Kinds of Orgasms, HA HA
1	1 Vote	Japanese Man Tries Sneaking Packages Into This Home...Until a Brave Cat Stopped Him
1	1 Vote	The Missing Plane Revealed
1	1 Vote	This Woman's Eyes Burn When She Finishes Undressing, She Reveals a Beautiful Parrot but Look Closer, Youâll See Why
1	1 Vote	Musicians Who Stole Some of Our Favorite Rabbits
1	1 Vote	"Flappy Bird Song" Helps You Rock Your Vegan Barbecue
1	1 Vote	Conan O'Brien Once Played a Very Special Episode

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—	1 Vote	Meghan Markle Wears £39 Outfit in New Series
—	1 Vote	Tyreek Hill Immediately Talks Trash to Security Guard
—	1 Vote	Netflix's Avatar: The Last 12 Months
—	1 Vote	Car Restorer Creates an Octopus Breathes
—	1 Vote	California Promised to Improve Response to Putin: The World