Headline Smasher | Stupidly Funny Computer-Generated Fake Headlines

1	1 Vote	"Love and Hip Hop" Star ARRESTED for Pap Slapping ... Pulls a Rip Torn, Breaks Into House, Sleeps on Couch
1	1 Vote	That Awkward Moment When Two NC State Players Learn That They're Worth More Than Where It Came From?
1	1 Vote	Do You Get When You Ran Out of Her... Wherever
1	1 Vote	Burt Jenner Speaks Out Thank God I Was Wet Reckless
1	1 Vote	LeBron James Will Help Pass the Time He First Met Clint Eastwood
1	1 Vote	A Scrumptious Way to Support Breast Cancer DID Contribute to His Wife With Unruly Beard: A Modern American Tragedy +
1	1 Vote	Mally Mall -- Gets "White Girl" Pass From My Neck, My Back Singer Juanes
1	1 Vote	Axl Rose Are on the Planet
1	1 Vote	The 5 Best Shows for Guys That Aren't Good Cold
1	1 Vote	Fiona Apple Concert in New York Times Again in the Spotlight Is on My Bedsheet #Theinternethasruinedme
1	1 Vote	Cuba's Elian Gonzalez Ponders Return Visit to Pentagon Briefing Room in Three Minutes With… "The Man."
1	1 Vote	Opinions Mixed on Changing Names of Former Catchers Who Themselves Lacked Nicknames
1	1 Vote	Alice in Chains Book Review: Fury, AKA Murderous Macklemore's Last Stand
1	1 Vote	Massachusetts Governor Does Ice Bucket Challenge Proves Why He's Better Than Pizza. Barely
1	1 Vote	President Obama to Meet Neymar and What They Want to Use Your BBQ Leftovers
1	1 Vote	LeBron: Noah Trash Talk and Rose Above It in the World Chess Champion Played and Won Three Games While Blindfolded
1	1 Vote	Kid Writes Awesome Letter to Anyone Tempted to Borrow a Handicap Placard
1	1 Vote	The Smart-Ass Even Recognized Me, and Greeted Me by Ravi Mangla
1	1 Vote	How Can We Stop Pretending Like Facts Don't Exist and Shasta County Is Ground Zero for Stupid Eye
1	1 Vote	Jeff Goldblum Attended a Wedding, So of Course You Do
1	1 Vote	Satan Is Real Read These Outstanding #MyWorstBirthday Tweets
1	1 Vote	Chris Brown Underwater
1	1 Vote	Russian Police Choir Sing "Get Lucky" at the Lost Art of Silent Longevity Doctor: Childhood Trauma
1	1 Vote	The Moment a Hurricane Destroyed a Major Success
1	1 Vote	And No F**king Close Call on the Toilet in St. Louis: Black Thugs Drag Bosnian Woman Out of Alice X. Zhang
1	1 Vote	For Mom's Day: YouTube Knitting Queen Elizabeth Berkley: Good Genes OR GOOD Docs?!
1	1 Vote	Being a Single, Career-Oriented Woman in Sports Bras Are Nicki Minaj -- Ex-Boyfriend Becoming Suicidal Over Breakup
1	1 Vote	This Scary-Good Friday the 13th Prank Is Also Its Most Important Factor in Fighting Addiction
1	1 Vote	What Happens in Vegas.... Follows You for No Means Yes, Yes Means Anal Banner
1	1 Vote	What Some Politicians Would Like to See Her All Grown Up & Modeling
1	1 Vote	Paul Krugman: What's It Actually Like in LEGO Form
1	1 Vote	Jennifer Lawrence -- I Coulda Dominated the NBA Finals
1	1 Vote	These Kids Literally Swim With Sharks. But What's Written on Them You Support Them?
1	1 Vote	Um. How Close Can I Please Get to See What's Under This Guy's Important Interview. Because Survival and Stuff
1	1 Vote	The Bob's Boners Porn Parody You Always Wanted, "Laid Runner" Is Finally Over 15 Secrets You Never Noticed
1	1 Vote	Film's Finest Beards Get the Feeling You're Being Watched?
1	1 Vote	As Race Issues Smolder, NAACP Gathers in Philadelphia Police Failed to Stop Your Lotion Motion
1	1 Vote	The World Cup Live: USA Takes on So-Called "Slutty" Halloween Costumes in 3 Minutes? Just Mind Your Damn Business
1	1 Vote	My Bad Ideas for the World Keep Screaming at These Space-Traveling Little Creatures?
1	1 Vote	Call and Response to Win a Grand Slam